Is this the worst article ever?

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Friendly Lich

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I bet he thought he could just pick on some geeks like he probably did in highschool. He is in for a rude awakening.
 

bl4ckh4wk64

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Pretty sure he's just trolling. Just ignore it and every other article he writes in the hopes that people realize no one likes him or his writing and he eventually stops.
 

Extra-Ordinary

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Jeez, I'm not a Tolkien fan either but c'mon guy, that was pretty... intense.
Although I have to say, I'd go see Gollum the Musical.
 

V8 Ninja

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I can see what Tim Stanely (the article writer) was trying to go for; American culture is engrossed in entertainment consumption, and that's not such a good thing when Americans are starting to become addicted to that entertainment. However, Stanely just uses his premise to bash on stereotypes and everything that fell under his umbrella of dislikes.
 

MPerce

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He's a hit whore, and a poorly concealed one at that. No one insults that many people so blatantly unless they're just trying to get attention.
 

johnnyLupine

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Berithil said:
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Someone get my shotgun.....

I don't understand how he can venomously insult at least half the worlds population so casually. How pretentious can you get?

I can't tell if he was being serious, or is just a huge egotistical troll.
There is only one way to find out. We need to lure him into the sunlight and see if he turns to stone. That is what people mean when you call him a troll right? because trolls are real.

hrm..my avatar has just informed me that in some fantasy worlds trolls are infact made of stone to begin with and just become slower when its warm, they have been known to stop moving entirely if caught out in the day, we may need a blowtorch and possibly a hammer.

If they weren't real then well...they..can't be..um..they are real, aren't they guys? oh God, i think I may have killed someone!



In all honesty the guys attitude is just baffling, I have to wonder if he applies the same outlook towards every genre. They are after all just ways of escaping from reality and there will of course be a few people who really get stuck into the experience by taking their fandom beyond the medium it stemmed from, it's all meant to be in fun but the guy makes it sound like some sort of mental illness.
 

Legion

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I like the way he criticises people for not having a life, while earning his living writing articles complaining about people not having a life.

He also complains about fans of these things not having a figure like Daniel Craig because of all the time spent watching films and playing games. Daniel Craig is a man given millions of pounds to pretend he is a secret agent. If you are going to complain about people avoiding reality, then best start with the people being paid insanely large wages to do just that.
 

Lieju

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It reads like flamebait.

Akichi Daikashima said:
Also can't spell Dostoyevsky(a cheap shot, but the prick deserves it)
As far as I know, 'Dostoevsky' is one possible way of transliterating his name from Russian. I tend to write it 'Dostojevski', personally.
 

Dr. Doomsduck

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DoPo said:
capper42 said:
The Hobbit ? the latest addition to the never-ending cycle of Tolkien movies that threatens to run on to doomsday.
Isn't this only the fourth? And the last one was 6 years ago? I couldn't be bothered to read the whole article, but this annoyed me a little because it's just a ridiculous exaggeration.
Believe, me, it just escalates from there.

OT: Didn't finish the article, saw no reason to. After I post this, I'll go and play Dishonored, spending any more time reading the article would take away from what I actually would enjoy.

On the other hand, I just had a quick look at the comment section and I found that somebody had posted my now new favourite YouTube video there.

...holy fuck...


that was me XD
 

Yopaz

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Well, the quality of the article is the average of a troll writing a forum post. It's not the worst I have seen, but only because "professional journalism" is circling the drain.

However are we proving ourselves to be mature here by writing that he's an elitist prick or insulting his intelligence? We're not only doing what a troll would want us to do, we are also playing right into his hand proving his point about us much better than he could have done himself.
 

Oly J

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wow...a news outlet actually agreed to publish this crap?

JDLY said:
My favorite part has to be the line-

"A book acts as a gateway drug to a wider Potter experience..."

So books are gateway drugs now? I better let my university professors know.
before too long there'll be shady looking characters in alleyways peddling Potter (sorry, terrible pun I know but I had to)
 

Mordekaien

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As someone who is short, stocky, has hairy feet, I take offense since I'm not one of those lowly XBox players. /sarcasm

No, really, that's really dumb. I guess he's just trolling, generating attention in the bad way. But I've seen worse than this.
 

DoPo

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Dr. Doomsduck said:
...holy fuck...


that was me XD
Aha, we meet yet again! Let us finally finish this chase - I will meet you at noon next to the clocktower, and the weapon I choose is kittens. It's time to put an end to this!

:D