It couldn't hurt THAT MUCH.
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Standing barefoot on a plug, HOW CAN YOU HURT SO MUCH. It aches for about 30 minutes afterwards and I don't know why.
I binked my inner knee on the door while entering the house somehow. I didn't know you could hit the inner part of your knee while using a door, but it can be done.
I ended up keeling over on the tile and bawling. It's like jamming an icepick into your funny bone, but stability is impaired as well.
I also pulled up a small red-barbed tree/vine/thing in a backyard. The barbs didn't hurt my hand, the tree didn't budge, but my back threw itself out. I noticed something was wrong when I immediately lost the ability to walk. The pain that followed for two weeks after I crawled back into the house was something else. It didn't matter what position I was in or what medications I took. Something about inflaming a disk in my spine.
Not the most painful experiences I've ever been through, but two of the most awkward.
I ended up keeling over on the tile and bawling. It's like jamming an icepick into your funny bone, but stability is impaired as well.
I also pulled up a small red-barbed tree/vine/thing in a backyard. The barbs didn't hurt my hand, the tree didn't budge, but my back threw itself out. I noticed something was wrong when I immediately lost the ability to walk. The pain that followed for two weeks after I crawled back into the house was something else. It didn't matter what position I was in or what medications I took. Something about inflaming a disk in my spine.
Not the most painful experiences I've ever been through, but two of the most awkward.
Hitting the back of your head lightly on something hurts like a motherfucking *****!
Also, there was one time when I was younger that I hit my back against something which made it hurt so inexplicably bad that I nearly fainted. All it looked like to me friends was that I'd brushed up against a wall with my back, but it hurt so frickin' bad.
Also, there was one time when I was younger that I hit my back against something which made it hurt so inexplicably bad that I nearly fainted. All it looked like to me friends was that I'd brushed up against a wall with my back, but it hurt so frickin' bad.
I was shaving my legs one time, and knicked one of my finger nails. Took it clean OFF. HALF of my nail GONE. You know that pink fleshy part under the nail? Every exposed nerve lit up like a screaming fire!
But wait, there's more.
Later that day, I had to change the bloody bandage at school. I wanted to make sure the wound didn't get infected, so I used an alcohol swab to clean the wound... you have not experienced a shocking pain until you have applied power alcohol cleaning agents to an exposed path of flesh.
So in one day, with one wound, I experienced a crazy amount of pain on something you wouldn't think would cause so much distress in the brain. It hurt, it hurt, oooh sweet goddess it hurt!
But wait, there's more.
Later that day, I had to change the bloody bandage at school. I wanted to make sure the wound didn't get infected, so I used an alcohol swab to clean the wound... you have not experienced a shocking pain until you have applied power alcohol cleaning agents to an exposed path of flesh.
So in one day, with one wound, I experienced a crazy amount of pain on something you wouldn't think would cause so much distress in the brain. It hurt, it hurt, oooh sweet goddess it hurt!
OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWNietz said:
agggghhhh
ive had some painfull crap happen to Medium Steve, but I think you win in how painfull that must have been(and ive had glass in my doodle)
ouchtown, population:you
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so it cant LOOK painfull right?
hmmm, I got nothing.
every one of my injuries is coated in blood, screams, or excesive amounts of cursing and violence on my part.
Not having Novocaine when you get your tooth drilled.
15 times he hit the nerve. FIFTEEN TIMES!!
15 times he hit the nerve. FIFTEEN TIMES!!
Being shot in the back of the knee from close range in a paintball game. The pain leaves you hoping around like a mad bunny rabbit on crack.
One of my friends once tore the bit of skin connecting the foreskin to the tip of the penis, he could'nt move because of the pain.
One of my friends once tore the bit of skin connecting the foreskin to the tip of the penis, he could'nt move because of the pain.
I was once swimming in my friend's pool. I bent my leg in to do a cannonball. when I got back to the surface I realized I couldn't unbend one of my legs. I was sitting there in com[lete agony yelling profanities while he looked at me in disbelief. To this day I have no idea what happened but it took me 30 minutes to unbend the leg.
Littlest big hurt: Pulling out eyelashes, especially if they have mascara on them. >_o
Biggest little hurt: Getting run over by a pony when I was seven. He stepped on my calf just below the knee and the nerves are still dead almost 13 years later. I was back in the saddle the next week.
Biggest little hurt: Getting run over by a pony when I was seven. He stepped on my calf just below the knee and the nerves are still dead almost 13 years later. I was back in the saddle the next week.
Once i did a cannonball, pulled (and almost torn) both my back thigh muscles(whatever the fuck there called) as i landed. Couldnt barely move them as a lifeguard had to help me out the pool.zamot201 said:
couldnt straigtned my legs for 10 days after, had to walk with a hobble
Also, I read that pain is supposed to be a warning sign to the body, WTF, IT NEVER WORKS (hot things excluded) its like, ahh youve stopped what cause the pain, but lets continue for another 30 hours
