its 2012!

[Mistermixmaster]

I'd try to establish contact with one of the space stations out there, I mean, they should also have survived... right? However, it will be a long and difficult journey to find NASA's headquarter or something, so I'd first stock up on supplies and probably find a gun of some sort (because you just never know, right? Better safe than sorry).

Also, I'd check the internet for any signs of other survivors before going on my journey.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

Find a nuke, learn to fire it, set it on a timer, sit on it, wait.

 

[niege]

Go around singing "still alive" from portal untill i die and looking for something that will keep me almost sane

 

[MrA]

Well if I was the ONLY thing left alive, and everything was settled down, like skyscrapers weren't crashing down etc, I would find a safehouse which i would fortify, arm, etc, just incase you know then i would stockpile as much food as possible, then just piss about by myself loads, after a period of being depressed eventually id probably kill myself due to lack of social interaction driving me crazy but i would have a good time before hand

 

[crystalsnow]

Initiate my world domination plan. First by collecting up survivors and weapons, stockpiling up food and water, creating a makeshift town and slowly expanding it to an advanced civilization, and finally begin conquering the globe.

No, I'm not joking, that is seriously what I'd do if any kind of apocalypse comes.

 

[Best of the 3]

I guess I win the London Olympics then.

 

[T-Bone24]

I'd dick about for a few months until I've done everything, then I'll kill myself. Probably using some kind of extremely fast moving aircraft.

 

[Holy_Handgrenade]

Walk around my town center naked.

Don't look at me like that, you would do it to.

No joke I'd do that after I was done grieving. I would also party after I'm done feeling sorry for myself and try to find survivors and try to enjoy the rest of my life or go mad because I always found being alone and silence eire.

 

[deathninja]

Dick around until I totally lose it, I guess.

 

[DrunkDonut]

spend some time wandering and exploring then suddenly



my phone goes off

 

[MonkeySlayer]

PRobably be in denial about being the sole survivor and embark upon epic questness to find others.

> A V > A V

Cookie to the person that gets the reference (Think of a certain console that has a controller with 4 yellow buttons).

SONG OF TIME!!!!!!

 

[Skorpyo]

Collect all the money in the world into a big pile, and sleep on it every night.

Then I would go punch some trees for wood, then make some sticks...

 

[link141]

Walk around naked, nothing else to do.

 

[Infernai]

I'd probably start by finding out someway that i can broadcast a very basic signal into space, and then proceed to start leaving cryptic journals, messages and video's that detail various aspects about the apocolypse that happened, as well as warning any other visitors to the planet to "Not repeat our mistakes". I also would leave the messages, "the cake is a lie" among others.

After that...i'd probably go loot a few consoles from the local EB and some games and play the living shit out of them while i wait.

 

[cairocat]

I would say
"never gonna get laid after all" and suicide

See, my first thought would be, "Are there any bodies?"

I'd make sure I can survive, first off. Get MREs from a military base, learn how to hunt, befriend as many dogs as possible to fend off other wild dogs, find a solar powered house, etc.

Then I'd just read and learn about cloning.

Either that, or dig straight down until I find diamond.

That's actually a great plan. Except for the diamond thing, I don't get that.

 

[DSEZ]

assuming there is still electricity i would go about my normal day except add a little looting in there

i would probably get some food a few good books go to blockbuster get a few good movies and games a week go to seven eleven get a huge amount of monster and xenergy and just relax and repeat til im dead

 

[Phoenix14]

Go to the museum get a really cool looking set of medieval armor and travel around looking like a complete bad ass-no apocalyptic zombies would mess with me!

 

[Stone Wera]

Buld a palace out of dead dogs... Gawd this palace stinks bad.
I find all the Febreeze I can in attempt to freshen the Dead Dog Palace. The Febreeze smells nice, but not good.
I find mothballs to make the palace smell good. The mothballs kill insects beneficial to the soil of my garden.
I find more insects, because I don't know what kind of insects to use, I just gather a bunch of different bugs.
I release the bugs into the garden, a lot of locusts, some aphids, and more than a few black widows do nothing for my garden.
Screw it, BURN THAT MOTHER DOWN!!
Now I'm palaceless... Wasted time, wasted moth balls.

2012 sucks.