It's Midnight...and there's someone outside your window

[iLazy]

Get the bat and/ or scream.

But if I've been in my "crazy" moods, I'd probably just wave and grin. Maybe ask them if this rag smells like chloroform.

 

[SodaDew]

Yell at them to leave, then grab a gun and have a phone ready to call the police. But if their outside my bedroom window, they must be a ninja or something since I'm on the second floor.

 

[Jfswift]

I go straight for my knife and pistol and maybe call the cops if my phone is nearby.

 

[volcanblade]

Depending on where he is and how threatening he seems, grab one of the katanas on my wall and smile psychotically at him. I have an excellent insane smile.

 

[BoredAussieGamer]

Call my rottweiler, as outside MY window is one of my Rotties favourite spots.

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

I'd lie on the floor and start fondling myself...

...right after I've secretly let the Rottweilers out to go play with the surprise guest.

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

Call my rottweiler, as outside MY window is one of my Rotties favourite spots.

Aye!

Rottweiler beats gun and knife. A gun won't warm you when it's cold. A knife won't cuddle up and adore you. And neither gun nor knife will contain unwelcome guests until the pros arrive like a trained Rott will.

I thought I was a cat person until I got to know Rottweiler love.

 

[natster43]

Stare directly at him while masturbating, never breaking eye contact. Possibly also call the cops and make sure my doors are locked.

 

[The Almighty Aardvark]

Zip up my pants. I have some decency

 

[kortin]

Uh...I keep my blinds closed and my curtains shut, so if there was someone outside my window, I wouldn't know.

However, for the sake of playing along, I would probably call the cops.

 

[TechNoFear]

Well it's midnight...and there's someone outside your window who look's really creppy what do you do phone the cops hide under you're bed or just attack him with whatever you can find i would have to say i would attack him better to be safe than sorry

A few months ago I was woken up at 2 AM by a bang at my front door. Wasn't sure if I was imagining things until I heard another bang.

Got up, grabbed my 'la canne', and checked the house, doors and windows.

No one there, did not open the front door, but can't see anyone through the peep hole.

About to go back to bed when I hear (bad) singing and whistling at the front door.

Open front door to find very drunk guy singing to himself, curled up on my door mat.

I asked a few obvious questions ('who the fuck are you?', 'what the fuck do you think you are fucking doing?') and concluded he was too drunk to find his way home / back to the party (or to pose a threat).

So I got him a blanket and a pillow....

(not kidding)

 

[ace_of_something]

Well it's midnight...and there's someone outside your window who look's really creppy what do you do phone the cops hide under you're bed or just attack him with whatever you can find i would have to say i would attack him better to be safe than sorry

Well, I am a cop, and I live out in a rural area (10 minutes from the city) my closest neighbor is like 1/4 a mile away. So I'm pretty sure I'd shout to state your purpose I'm armed, trained, and a police officer in this jurisdiction. If they don't answer I'd have my wife call the police.