Its the zombie apocalypse what weapon do you choose

[Nukey]

Failing that, this baby:
BAE Railgun [http://winteryknight.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/railgun_bae_model_lg.jpg]
Why?
Fucking Magnets. That's why.

But how does it work?

OT: A circus bear

 

[MEEBO17]

A magical minigun that shoots bears...

 

[meticadpa]

A fighter jet.

 

[sdfasdfhfgfgjtyisdgdfdfj]

A shotgun.

 

[Sejs Cube]

A big boat.

 

[ragawolf]

Machete and Kriss Super V

or, if scifi

I would eat them

 

[Asdalan08]

A Magnum... The Ice-Cream Bar... White Chocolate...

 

[Tremore]

Machete.

 

[O maestre]

katana chainsaw

Spoiler: katana's are awesome

or this

might not be the most efficient weapons but damn it i know there is no beating the horde, so at least ill be going out in style.... oh and if we are not allowed fantasy weapons then i would get me a mini-gun

Spoiler: mini-guns are just as awesome, perhaps even more awesomer!

or

or even better

 

[Retal19]

A Combine Harvester because Ireland has a shitload of agricultural shit and you're telling me that WOULDN'T be a perfect weapon in a Zombie Apocalypse?

 

[Chris646]

I'm gonna go with a well-made sword crafted from titanium or diamond or something.

 

[Dr. Dice Lord]

A needler.

 

[Funky Flump]

A gun that shoots shurikens and lighting with tits hanging out... while on fire.

If you can somehow take content out of unreal stuff into the real world (Im assuming we can I said the Skullhammer), Bulletstorm did a special gun camo with tits and fire for Yahtzee, not sure if it shoots shrunkens and lightning though?

 

[GameMaNiAC]

Bulletstorm did a special gun camo with tits and fire for Yahtzee, not sure if it shoots shrunkens and lightning though?

I know that. But I was referencing the Painkiller gun. Yahtzee said it would be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire. So I made it even more awesome!

 

[Baldry]

I choose WEAPON X!

and I hope he's immune to zombie bites.

Spoiler: I wish there is an entire comic based on the idea that Marvel superheroes become zombies and he's one of them

Anyway I guess the best option is the Crysis nanosuit...Since well it gives you loads of power and cures diseases after some time.

 

[crhoades]

yeah that is true a.22 is light but it lacks any stopping power personally I would choose an m1 carbine/garand or if unable to find one a springfield 30-06 or mauser.also if your interested I would suggest reading Max Brooks the zombie survival guide its a very good read.

 

[theSovietConnection]

Likely my Fubar

Or this car, as impractical as it would inevitably be

 

[Maclennan]

One of those magic action hero guns that never need to be reloaded.

I though they just had to be reloaded when it was convenient

I'd go with my families old Mauser, the static shock on those poor zombies head would be hilarious, and there is not exactly a high population density where I live so there wouldn't be sizable hoards on the move.

 

[Maclennan]

A Combine Harvester because Ireland has a shitload of agricultural shit and you're telling me that WOULDN'T be a perfect weapon in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Depends how secure the cab is, better break out the welder and some plate steel