I've about had it with the gender wars around here.

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Ok, everybody. OP has given you permission to carry on exactly like you were, but just know that he doesn't approve, ok? He's disappointed.

I would watch a film called Gender Wars provided it was directed by Takeshi Miike.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Gender wars fuel the gender economy. Without the gender economy we can't fund gender research and make advancements in gender technology.

Have you seen our gender tanks? They're in a right sorry state.

It's hardly a war.

Men should cotinue to fight villians from afar, trying to find first gear in their giant robot cars.

Chicks should continue to dig giant robots.

Everyone's happy.

[sub]Yes, I do find the gender topics rather pathetic. Serious business and all that.[/sub]
I hate my imagination, because of that one comment "Gender tanks".
You do NOT want to see what image that put in my head.....

But screw it, everyones different, everyones the same. Deal with it and move on.
 

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It's not the gender that is the issue, it's the species. Humans are terrible at being human, even rats out-human us.
 

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xXxJessicaxXx said:
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And my WORLD is filled with people I hate.
but it has video games.

So that's something.
True. By the way, does anyone have iron brigade, and has anyone played saw 2 flesh and blood.

What? The demo wasn't bad...
 

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Basically, we?re all human beings. That?s what it comes down to. Although I, a man, will admit that I think women have it worse off, due to their?biology and what society has done. But that doesn?t mean they?re inferior or they should be patronized or anything like that.
 

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Gender war? Well this is the first time I hear about this.
Both genders have their downfalls, but not everyone falls into the description you gave OP.

I think it's a perfect opportunity to put this up.
 

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Mr Cwtchy said:
Yeah, like all 'wars' on this forum they get irritating, for me they're up there with the kajillionth ME3 thread and the "Am I the only one who X?" threads.

rhizhim said:
ok shooting woman in the face is not cool.
*bites lip*
hahahaha, that's the only thing so far in this thread that made me laugh. Congratulations!

Also, The Escapist as a whole is a fairly silly place, filled with silly people threads like this end up being very silly.

OT: As a "nice geek" who's had nothing but good luck in his love life and is happily married to his high school sweetheart (been together almost 11 years, married for 3 of them as of this Sept) I really have nothing against the opposite gender. I hate most of the male specimens I've ever met though. But that's just personal experience with those specific people, not all men in general
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Jonluw said:
Aw god, I hate the two genders. They're so shitty.
And they keep arguing. Fuck guys.
Yeah, fuck you guys.

We should go make our own gender.

With Blackjack.

And hookers.
You had me at Blackjack.

In the meantime, Boys and girls fight. It sucks but eventually it works out.

brb Blackjack and hookers...
 

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Doclector said:
Women suck. Men suck. Women want unrealistic sensitive tough guys, men want unrealistic friendly porn models. Women are overly defensive, men are apathatic, women watch too many rom coms, men keep giving micheal bay a career, both genders are as shallow as each other, which is pretty damn shallow.
In my experience, on the whole, people as individuals are usually pretty nice. It's only when they get together and form this pack mentality (OUR GROUP IS BETTER THAN THE GROUP WITH THE DIFFERENT GENITALIA) that they start being stupid.

So, women are awesome, men are awesome. Women want to play tabletop RPGs, men want to play Smash Bros. Women watch obscure anime, men watch Stargate, both genders like getting drunk as much as each other which is a lot.

Just from my own experience, of course.

Esotera said:
I'd just like to state that men are the superior gender because we can pee standing up.
So can we, haven't you seen The Full Monty? :p
There's a time in every woman's life (maybe?) where she goes "I wonder if I can pee standing up? Wow, I can! ... screw it, I like having an excuse to sit down."
 

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the problem is everyone is biased towards their own gender...its a very hard thing to overcome..hell Im guilty of it
Yes! And therefor the solution is to stop anything thats called womens right or men rights. Individuals have rights, groups dont.
 

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Vault101 said:
the problem is everyone is biased towards their own gender...its a very hard thing to overcome..hell Im guilty of it
Not for me!!!

See, I kinda realized a few things whilst studying human history, Bill Hicks and George Carlin:

1) From Mr. Carlin - Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the reason that women are crazy is because men are stupid. It's not the only reason, but it's a big one.

2) From human history - Looking at all of the terrible things done to each other, it's very safe to say that those with the 'Y' chromosome are the scourge of the fucking universe.

3) From Bill Hicks -

Honestly, I think once religion is made to be irrelevant in the public and social eye then gender issues wil largely cease to be a recurring problem.
 

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geK0 said:
This thread has gone so far off topic.........

OT:
everything is men's fault!
Sorry, but it's all the woman's fault.
Our Nagging caused they great gender war of 1963. It was also the first time the frying pan was used as a weapon.
 

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You can swear on the internet, you know.
Fuck, crap, dick, cuntnugget, potato suckin' whippersnapper.
See?
THAT LAST ONE WAS TOO FAR, YOU FUDGING RAPSCALION.

OT: I agree, both genders are shallow and need to get over it.
 

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Esotera said:
Something interesting I've noticed is that no-one tends to get upset/outraged at all when there's a thread about transexualism, which is great. But if anyone so much as mentions how something is sexist to either men or women, or that men's/women's rights are being trampled on, then it all tends to kick off. Same thing with the friendzone threads, it's like there are two groups that believe only one gender can be in the wrong, when in reality it's different for each situation.

Also, as this reply hasn't initiated or continued a gender war, I'd just like to state that men are the superior gender because we can pee standing up.
My mother always told me that the only thing a man can do that a woman can't is pee while standing up, but if I tried hard enough, I could probably do it, too.

Doclector said:
Women want unrealistic sensitive tough guys, men want unrealistic friendly porn models. Women are overly defensive, men are apathatic, women watch too many rom coms, men keep giving micheal bay a career, both genders are as shallow as each other, which is pretty damn shallow. Get it? Sure, it ain't all men and women that are like this just most of them.
Okay, so you don't say that all men and women are like this, but can we all just cut out the stereotypes? We wouldn't have as many threads about gender if we would just give the benefit of the doubt to everyone on the internet that their identities, preferences and everything is their own personal quirks, and any resemblance to a gender stereotype is pure coincidence.

Because that's what just peeves me about the very threads you complain about: that people just get stereotyped to Hell and back.
That is what gets my goat, and it just happens to happen more to women on the site because its easier to do it to the opposite sex, and there are more men around here. But people saying who men are or should be is just as annoying to me, too.
 

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I think most women are irrational, illogical and over emotional.

I think most men are arrogant, ignorant and boring.

I think both genders are narrow minded and fail to see the world from any perspective but their own.
 

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Jinxzy said:
geK0 said:
This thread has gone so far off topic.........

OT:
everything is men's fault!
Sorry, but it's all the woman's fault.
Our Nagging caused they great gender war of 1963. It was also the first time the frying pan was used as a weapon.
Yea, but you wouldn't have to nag if we would just put the damn toilet seat down for once!
 

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You've had it with gender wars? Well you would say that, you're a MALE. :( Wait, I'm a male, who's side am I on here? Ugh, it gets confusing sometimes. Really I'm on the side called "Folks". That's all, folks!