I've been playing so much Mass Effect that I have become convinced that shotguns kill everything.
I've been playing so much COD4 that I have a crippling fear of dogs.
I've been playing so much Half-Life 2 that I expect, nay, demand a crowbar everywhere I go.
I've been playing so much Bioshock that my faith in the power of shotguns has been confirmed once and for all. Hallelujah, praise the Adam.
I've been playing so much Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness - Episode One that I died of oxygen deprivation while trying to pronounce the name.