Jack Thompson thinks i am....

[Tears of Blood]

I'm a...

too-freakin'-lazy-to-go-to-my-game-pile-to-participate-properly-osaur.

 

[Acidoctor]

Fire Emblem, Nethack, Torchlight, Team Fortress, Borderlands...

KILL THEM ALL AND LOOT 'EM FOR THE KING! ALSO HATS!

 

[DC_Josh]

I am an in-charge-of-my-own-destiny crusades assassin in a post apocolyptic world where I fight random battles with strangly dressed immortal ladies with big boobs.

Fable 2
Assassins Creed
Fallout 3
Lost Oddessy

 

[hobo_welf]

I'm a human-cat who shoots people just because he's told to and goes into space to fight aliens from all over the galaxy but terramorphs planets into cartoony landscapes.

Huh, never knew that.

I don't get the cat reference but I LOVE YOUR AVATAR.

Erh on topic. I'm the savior of a nation killing psuedo orcs in africa while being shot at by my cousins many many enemies who drive around in gigantic, hollowed out bugs.

 

[Mana Fiend]

A hippie knight from an apocalyptic wasteland filled with zombies, who is immortal, can unleash mystical attacks and occassionally tends to a garden of sweet-based animals.

See Beatles: Rock Band, Dragon Age: Orginis, Fallout 3, Left 4 Dead, Lost Odyssey, Tales of Vesperia and Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise.

 

[Darenus]

Okay, this thread is fun XD

Let's try it with me:
Motorstorm/Burnout/Flatout2
Sonic (Demo of the Greece daylight level)
Little Big Planet
Unreal/Half Life/Bioshock/DeusEx1&2/Legendary
Warcraft3/World of Warcraft
Jets 'n' Guns/Cuboid......

Wow, I am really an accident of gaming XD But okay, let's see what we can make out of me.

Jack Thompson thinks I am... A speeding (Burnout), hardly sane driver (BO, Motorstorm), who likes to rush things and ram or jump at/on/over anything and anyone (Flatout/Sonic), for which my skilled sense in platform-abuse comes in (LBP), spends his free time shooting all kinds of people and prolly some aliens or whatever else this planet offers me(Any FPS), while all the while looking stylish in black leather coat and sunglasses (Deus Ex), so I can build up my dark reign and tear it back down to make myself a hero(Warcraft 3), all ultimately being ignored and turning into a farmer/grinder/odd-jobber (WoW) to then fly around in viloent airways (Jets 'n' Guns) and play puzzlegames..... (Cuboid)

......never thought I was THAT interisting XD

 

[SamuelT]

I'm a human-cat who shoots people just because he's told to and goes into space to fight aliens from all over the galaxy but terramorphs planets into cartoony landscapes.

Huh, never knew that.

I don't get the cat reference but I LOVE YOUR AVATAR.

Why thank you. The cat thing was Oblivion. Khajiit.

 

[T5seconds]

I hate this guy with a passion, and I am a nice person but i play violent games like a banshee. These games are:
Borderlands
CoD (The Series)
Fifa 09
Fallout 3
L4D 1&2

I wonder what he thinks I am

UGLY Har har har...[small]har[/small]

Apparently I?m a superbadass espionage soldier that?s old that kills zombies and runs around in a parody of New York City while fighting in war world two... Cool huh?

 

[spuddyt]

I am actually a pretty nice guy, who fights entire massive wars involving nuclear warheads, but only ever kills a max of 4 people to gain control of an entire planet of civilians...

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

A pretty happy and nice guy who has a dark past that includes killing innocents for no reason and being a Master Chief.

 

[aarontg]

I guess in my case I a man that can take several bullets to the chest and shrug it off in a couple of seconds, I'm capable of only spending ten seconds in jail after murdering half a city populace using a laser cannon and a jet pack while giving a women the time of her life by only pressing a few buttons that showed up in front of me.

I believe violent games do nothing but prevent violence, it's herd to believe but I think its true, it allows a person to blow off steam in the least violent way possible. Well of course kids shouldn't be seeing the violent stuff but neither should they see anything else that would be a bad influence that parents shouldn't be letting them see in the first place.

I could go on for hours but the pure sense is that violent games aren't going to make a person go on a rampage just because they saw someone else do it, and on a video game of all things

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

A sneaking specialist who'll end up a sexual pervert.

MGS4
Leisure Suit Larry

 

[Cortheya]

I'm a murdering backstabbing traitor who delights in shooting stuff in the head so they explode into confetti and go YAY and sells small children to demons on a regular basis.
TF2 spy, Halo 3 ODST with grunt birthday party on, Dragon Age: Origins.

 

[Nam Yensa]

Ok... I'm a Heavy armored mercenary who wields a sword the size of a motorcycle, and wades through the entrails of repetitive legions of Chinese infantrymen who happen to be zombies... and oh yeah, I rip fish out of little girls' stomachs on a wastelandic planet.

( Army of Two, Final Fantasy VII, Dynasty Warriors, Left 4 Dead, BioShock, and Borderlands )

 

[johnzaku]

From the ten games at the top of my pile, I am a giant robot using, alien and demon killing, world saving badass looking for ancient treasure that can use stuff from a knife to a chainsaw to a pistol to a laser cannon.

Those games are:
Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2
Armored Core 4
Armored Core For Answer
Zone of the Enders 2
(I like mechs, okay??? )
Halo 3
Halo: ODST
Gears of War 2
Devil May Cry 4
Okami
Borderlands

(also, does anybody know of any other mech games for xbox 360 or ps3 or ps2?)

 

[mrx19869]

ive played hitman and postal 1 and 2..

so i guess that makes me a psycho killer...

 

[kannibus]

Well, based on the games I'm playing regularly at this moment Jack Thompson thinks that I'm...

The best goddamn pilot in a ruthless PMC (Private Military Company) who also happens to be a highly decorated Captain in the Royal Navy that spends his off days fighting Communists and the Empire of the Rising Sun while saving the galaxy from an ancient race of sentient killing machines and finally mercilessly slaughtering the Blight thus keeping the land of Fereldan safe.

(Hawx, Great Naval Battles of the North Atlantic, C&C Red Alert 3, Mass Effect, Dragon Age)