Jack Thompson thinks i am....

[RabidusUnus]

An eastern European criminal that skateboards and has malaria.

GTA4, Skate 2, FC2

 

[Canid117]

Both the commander of a future army of super death robots in the marine corps who enjoys waltzing around New York murdering prostitutes with my hidden assassination blade knife thing

Supreme Commander, COD4, GTA4, Assassins creed

this is fun!

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

Jack Thompson thinks I am the master of unlocking.

 

[muffincakes]

Hmmm...
......
....
.........I'm a pussy.
Tales of Symphonia: Knights of Ratatosk, but only the first 30 minutes of it.

 

[Alex the Pally]

I am a racist satan-worshipping evil Super-soldier Space Marine who kills villagers in rural Spain that can fly all sorts of aircraft and slaughters masses in New York with a turntable.

Resident Evil 5
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Halo 3/Mass Effect
Resident Evil 4
Ace Combat series/HAWX
Prototype
DJ Hero

 

[Tyras612]

A treasure huntin', gun totin', magic wielding wanderer of the post-apocalypic planes...
(Borderlands, Torchlight and Fallout 3)

 

[A random person]

Jack Thompson thinks I'm a genetically-enhanced retired soldier physicist who solves wacky mysteries alongside a sociopathic rabbity-thing and occasionally saves princesses while traveling through time to fight nihilistic clowns. He also thinks I serve as a servant in wars for the Holy Grail when I'm not busy.

Metal Gear Solid
Half Life
Sam & Max
Mario
Zelda
Chrono Trigger
Final Fantasy VI
Fate/Stay Night.

 

[300lb. Samoan]

Jack Thompson thinks I'm DEMOMAN??

My honest try: Jack Thompson thinks I'm an MIT graduate slaying demons with my axe and building dispensers on planet Pandora.

Half-Life, Brutal Legend, TF2, Borderlands.

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

I'm a russian, terrorist killer, who wanders around DC and pounces on people who say "pills here"
GTA IV, CoD 4, Fallout 3, L4D

 

[Do4600]

An undead, therapist assassin riding a horse through an abandoned sulfur mill in your mind; exorcising Nazi, kung fu ghosts with my crack-pipe and halberd machine gun launching camera coffin.

 

[anthony87]

I am a racist wandering boy who shoots black people in the head and smashes white people wearing black robes in the face with a key.

Refer to Fallout 3, Resident Evil 5 and Kingdom Hearts 2.

 

[IankBailey]

I'm the Heavy.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Jack Thompson thinks I am.... Sexy

 

[mechanixis]

A murderous shapeshifter who has tons of sex with aliens when he's not rummaging through old trashbins and refrigerators looking for hand grenades and bottles of soda.

Prototype, Mass Effect, Fallout 3.

 

[Bilbo536]

I'm a piniata who goes around digging gardens in which to bury the heads of the various political figureheads I assassinate. And also I tend to banish evil men who can turn into giant pig-like beasts with my master sword, whilst jumping on the heads of innocent turtles.

viva piniata, assassin's creed, zelda, mario

 

[x434343]

-pulls out some games from shelf-

Spoiler

I am a super-suited nano soldier (Crysis) who was alive during WWII's greatest battles in the European Theatre (CoD2) that can do parkour (Prince of Persia new) and am a politician (Political Machine 2008 (It was $5)) in underwater cities (BioShock) and in fictional Chinese-American-Muslim nation wars (Battlefield 2) and Venezuela (Mercenaries 2) in uter space helping evolution (Spore) and a Vegas Counter-Terrorist (Rainbow 6 Vegas 2) whilst in a medeval setting (Oblivion) IN SPACE (Dead Space) with Pacific Theater veterans (CoD:W@W); all while in a nanosuit (Crysis Warhead).

Once more, using Steam.

Spoiler: Ow. Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

I am Tim (Braid), Commanding and Conquering as 3 armies (C&C Red Alert 3) during a reSourceful CounterStrike (CSS) helping with a Day of Defeat (DoDS) with an Empire that I'm at Total War with (Empire Total War) in post-apocalyptia (Fallout 3) IN AFRICA (Far Cry 2) modding along with Garry (Garry's Mod) while thefting IV autos (GTA4) in San Andreas (GTA:SA) and Vice City (GTA:VC) with 2 deadly half-life episodes (HL2, HL2M, HL2: Episodes 1 and 2, and Half-Lives GldSrc and Source) Leaving people for dead (L4D) as a demo (L4D2 demo) killing the zombies with plants (Plants vs. Zombies) going through Portals (Portal) in the 2nd row of saints (Saints Row 2) Beyond Sid Meyer's Civilizations (Civ4 and Beyond the Sword) in a second Teamed Fortress (TF2) with some jets (HAWX) in a world in Conflict (World in Conflict) with a why-the-fuck I-wanna-play-now! (Modern Warfare 2) in New Orleans (L4D2) surfing my MP3's (AudioSurf) Beyond the good and evil (Beyond Good and Evil) with the blazing angels (Blazing Angels 1) with my brothers going to Hill 30 (BiA: Road to Hill 30) with a piece of bullshit (Clive Barker's Jericho) with opposing companies of heroes (CoH and Opposing Fronts) with some wacky contraptions (Crazy Machines 2) with evil saviors of mysticism (Dark Messiah Might and Magic) in the darkest hour (Darkest Hour) in a drug war (Drug Wars, formerly Merchants of Brooklyn) eating (Eets) in original fear (F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin) crying far from home (Far Cry) with 2 Ghost teams (G.R.A.W. 1 and 2) thefting not 1, not 2, but 3 more autos (GTA 1, 2, and 3) in a second Gravitron (Gravitron 2) at a lost coast (HL2: Lost Coast) in a blue shift (HL: Blue Shift) with digital liquids (I-Fluid) with planes (IL-2 Sturmovik) with our sea (Mare Nostrum) with multiwinians (Multiwinia) who are an opposing force (Opposing Force) seeing 3 princes [one of Sandy Time, one of Inner Warriors, and one with Two Thrones] (PoP original trilogy) in a pretty vegas (Rainbow 6 Vegas) catching rays (Raycatcher) during the red musical (Red Orchestra) on a boat (The Ship) with Stalin during his war with the aliens (Stalin v. Martians) being followed (STALKER Shadow of Chernobyl) in a classical fortress (TFC) during the EndWar (EndWar) during my second trial (Trials 2) while the universe fights for Earth (Universe at War) with a gooey planet (World of Goo)