Jack Thompson thinks i am....

[UnkeptBiscuit]

I'm a sentry gun aficionado DJ who enjoys the occasional military shoot-out.
Borderlands, DJ Hero, and Call of Duty 4.

 

[Once a Human]

A file clerk who's escaping from prison using dark side powers.

Last 3 games I played were SW: Force Unleashed, The Suffering, and Silent Hill.

Jack Thompson has a few good ideas about regulating violent video games, but he's a terrible human being and a pathological liar.

 

[Snotnarok]

A genocidle gun nut killing everyone from cartoons to terrorists to civilians who sometimes likes to wait in a line with friends vs a line of imps, OR waiting for my turn in a field of people patiently waiting to beat eachother stupid. Or perhaps I like being a 3 foot animal who runs at mach 2? Hell I don't know!

Shooters
RPGs
TBRPG
Sonic :O

For further humor I've never fired a gun in my life, yet I've played over 60 shooters

 

[Taxman1]

A writer who travels back in time slashing through enemies
with a big giant spear that will also go into the future and
kill some nazis
Dynasty Warriors 3, Halo 2, and Medal of Honor: Heroes 2

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I play no ninja games. But look at me now.

 

[Rahnzan]

I'm a zombie hunting ninja in powered armor who runs around space platforms killing random aliens. I frequent hollowed ground and when I'm not hunting zombies, aliens, or alien zombies, I often find myself accepting contracts to murder high profile targets, who may or may not be aliens, and then kill them again when they inevitably turn up to be zombies.

 

[King of the N00bs]

Id be a guy who throws imaginary masked beings at eachother,stuffs missile explosive swords up my enemys asses all the while trying to knock them as far as i can

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Jack Thompson thinks I am a cowboy Jedi with the ability to perform amazing parkour actions and time travel.
Games used:
Call of Jaurez: Bound in Blood
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

 

[LockeDown]

... I am an angel in a centerfold (Whoever gets the song reference has good taste in music)

J. Giles Band, "Centerfold". I wouldn't classify it as good, but nor would I necessarily call it bad either.

Semi OT:

...according to Jack Thompson anyway.

 

[DazBurger]

I KEEL BOARS!

 

[Remleiz]

Im a pro-wrestling roadie for a heavy metal band who can change his form to a fighter jet whilst ditching class in a school for demons

[see Smackdown vs Raw 2010, Brutal Legend, Transformers revenge of the fallen (shut up i like it!) and Disgaea 3]

 

[Pokedude1013]

not too far from the truth?

 

[LivingInStereo]

I'm a sneaky member of an almost extinct race of creatures who excels at creating "gadgets", fights vampires for the cause of liberating the people of the earth from their tyrannical rule and studies law on the side.

Ratchet and Clank, Sly Cooper, Lunar Knights and Ace Attorney.

 

[6PrinceofDarkness6]

I am a SPESS MEHREEN FIGHTAN FER DA EMPRAH

 

[Sonicron]

Aparently I am a time-travelling shape-shifting assassin with a black cape and a magical guitar.

(Prince of Persia, Prototype, Assassin's Creed, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Brütal Legend)

 

[-=Spy=-]

According to JT, I can

Dogfight in planes (Crimson Skies)
Engage in Death Race style combat (Full Auto)
Escape from prison IN SPACE (Escape from Butcher Bay)
Use Modern weaponry (Ghost Recon)
Take on hordes of zombies (L4D)

Had no idea.

 

[NBSRDan]

I am a professional drummer suffering from malaria who flies from planet to planet fighting corrupt alien governments and collecting balls of electricity, but only if I'm taking them from other thieves.

 

[sarahvait]

Maybe I'll just stick with what games I'm currently in process of playing, in which case.

I'm a detective slowly being driven insane by the madness in the dark recesses of the human mind and edges of reality. I have a special gun I can materialize out of thin air that only I can use, but I may not be able to control it all the time, and can fight against evil by shooting myself in the head and summoning creatures from my own psyche. Oh, but all this is actually just a dream that I'm having while slowly wasting away from tuberculosis. I'll soon be heading into misty jungles in search of my ancestor's secret treasure.

(Darkness Within, Wild Arms 5, Persona 3 and 4, Eternal Sonata, Drake's Fortune)