Jack Thompson thinks i am....

[CobaltBomber]

I'm a member of a space faring race with four arms, the ability to shoot bees at people, who runs around looting from treasure chests in a zombie infested post-apocalyptic Washington DC , armed with a variety of weapons, abilities, magic, and a dog, all while trying to find some kid for some guy who knew the Emperor of Mankind, who was killed for some reason while I was fighting Orks in my jail cell.

I'm also looking for my father who was killed by Darth Vader.

Spore, Bioshock, ES IV: Oblivion, Fable 2, L4D, Fallout 3, The Force Unleashed, 40K.

 

[Shynobee]

Hmm, aparantly I'm a...

Murdering, Plasma Rifle wielding, acrobatic assassin, sniping, backstabbing, spychecking, portal creating, alchemist guitar god. Sweet.

(Oblivion, Fallout 3, Assassin's Creed, CoD 4, Team Fortress 2, Portal, Torchlight, Guitar hero)

 

[Drakmorg]

An adventuring mercenary who thinks violence is the universal solution to every problem.

 

[Duke Nil]

I am any of quite a number of heroes roaming around chernobyl slaying dragons and north koreans with the aid of genetic enhancements and the ability to call in off-map artillery strikes and Tiger Ace tanks. That is, until the aliens show.

(Heroes of Newerth + stalker soc + dragon age + crysis + bioshock + company of heroes). Good thread

 

[ZeroMachine]

*looks over games*

Jack Thompson thinks I'm a serial killer/rapist.

Really, though, he thinks we all are, even if you play Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

 

[Jenova65]

He thinks that I am the only person who (along with my misfit friends) can save the world from a terrible evil, he may also assume that I am a 17 year old orphan boy who has no idea where these special powers come from, and in thinking this he couldn't be more wrong.................. I am a 43 year old woman whose superpower is making damn good coffee (but that is still useful right?)
Based on nearly every RPG you are ever likely to pick up ;-)

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

I'm a post-apocalyptic tournament fighter who uses ludicrous weaponry, genetic modifications, and self-created magic to kill demons on Mars with three assorted people at his side.

Spoiler: Want to guess?

Fallout Trilogy box set, Left 4 Dead, Unreal Anthology box set, Bioshock, Doom 3 and Oblivion.

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

I'd be a Time traveling solider that was descended from the suvivors of nuclear war who also is able to command armies and build empires from an omnipresent view

 

[quiet_samurai]

A charming young man, whom he would like to discuss the finer merits of life with, and ponder my view on videogames which in turn would influence his own, causing him to realize his opinions on the matter have been biased and wrong.

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

A multiple personality disorder space samurai (Jedi?) womanizing android who sounds like Jack Nicholson


Oblivion, Mass Effect, Way of the Samurai 3, The Bard's Tale, Metal Arms, Destroy All Humans!.


That was actually fun.

 

[therealsomeguy]

This may take a while
If he saw my whole collection dating back to my psx then he would think of me as *inhale*
a small purple dragon that can drive a car upside down while running people over in London that also pilots a walking death machine whilst farting and possesing my farts that punches panda's in the face while racing around a track who also goes back in time to WW2 and kills nazis (both the living and zombie kind) and also enjoys activities such as climbing buildings and stabbing/shocking people after shooting/stabbing/running people over before taking my fat cousin bowling after stockpiling several million weapons and then punches a panda in the face again to wind down.
*gasp*
in order
Spryo the dragon
Rollcage
GTA:London
LAPD:Future Cop
Abes Oddesy/Exodus
Tekken 3
Grand Turismo
Medal of Honor/Call of duty/other generic WW2 shooters on psx/2/3
Assasins Creed/Infamous
GTA IV
Borderlands
and finnaly Tekken 6

i could go longer but i need to put my lungs back into my chest

 

[roboosh]

Gears of War, Guitar Hero, Beautiful Katamari, Peggle

I am a Disproportionate guitarist sticky ball with peg related superpowers

 

[Aitruis]

A Slavic brainwashed, genetically engineered homeless FBI agent armed with a folding sniper rifle and a sword disconcertingly made out of ebony(which is actually a type of hardwood).

GTA4, Bioshock, Condemned, Mass Effect, Morrowind.

 

[Hollock]

right now i'm a vampire hunting, monster collecting guy who will kill you with heavy metal and my alein symbiote that's attached to my body.
castlevania
pokemon (yeah really)
brutal legend
marvel vs capcom 2

 

[malestrithe]

I'm interested in conquering the world for the sole purpose of wandering the post apocalyptic wastes and taking pictures in my heavy metal game preserve of the damned.

Civilization Revolution, Afrika, Brutal Legend, Fallout 3, Cross Edge, and Demon's Souls.

 

[LewsTherin]

An incredible tactician, skilled in the use of magic and weapons both ancient and modern, and the loyalty of a cadre of genetically perfected supersoldiers.

Medieval 2: Total Wat, Left 4 Dead, Oblivion, and Dawn of War II

 

[vladtehimpaler]

Im a guitarist who shoots himself in the head to summon demons, while killing dragons with a sword larger than me, in post-apocalyptic tokyo, inhabited by zerglings.

Brutal Legend
Persona 3
Monster Hunter Freedom Unite
Shin Megami Tensi: Nocturne
Starcraft

 

[KaiRai]

First off, kudos on the original thread, I don't think I've seen something like this before So lets see.....

Jack Thompson thinks I am a trained racing driver who likes bodybuilding and killing infected Germans in China.

That was:
Gran Turismo 2
Smackdown vs Raw 2008
COD:WAW
Resident Evil 5
Stranglehold

 

[mendokusai]

I'm a ball-rolling, very cranky former god of war, giant monstrosity killer, who moonlights as a Japanese goddess in the form of a wolf.

(Katamari Damacy, God of War II, Shadow of the Colossus, Okami)