Jack Thompson thinks i am....

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A Lego knight playing Livin' on a Prayer on a magic guitar while preventing a superhero civil war from destroying Earth.

Lego Star Wars: The complete saga; Guitar Hero World Tour; Brütal Legend; Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2.

 

[fletch_talon]

A time travelling Hyrulian in the habit of stalking royalty. I possess the power to summon elemental spirits through use of my Djinn. I am wanted by the RSPCA for cramming dangerous and rare animals into small spherical containers and kicking chickens.
On the upside I am one of the few people in this world who can hear the darkspawn and their archdemon, thus I know this to be a true blight.

Oh and I'm a farmer with a keen eye for the ladies.

 

[Booze Zombie]

...A lone underdog facing an unstoppable evil, nothing's a cliche when it's happening to you.

Take a guess, most of you should get it, if I've quoted it right.

What a pain...

 

[coldshadow]

a space engineer hunts terroist and is awsome at pakour!

dead space
vegas 2
mirrors edge

 

[Kyman102]

Apparently I'm a 2D plumber made of paper who is actually a sun god who wields a giant key and commands technicolor mutants to fight one-another...

Horray for Paper Mario, Okami, Kingdom Hearts, and Pokemon?

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Mr. Thompson believes that i'm an amoebic biomass with the ability to turn my arm into a sword and decimate people in order to absorb their information and take on their physical appearance... I've been playing a lot of prototype lately.

 

[War Penguin]

I'm a red wearing, sword wielding, wanderer in space fighting along side my adorably vicious army.
(Mario, Zelda, Fallout 3 (or any sandbox game), any game in space, and Pikmin)

 

[Satin6T]

God, the motherf*@ker needs to come worship me

black and white

 

[silentsentinel]

Mount and Blade
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Assassin's Creed
COD4
COD5
Prototype

Looks like I'm a free-running gunman that becomes invisible in the darkness and leads armies.

 

[vacuumbrand]

I am a rock star member of royalty who is militarily trained in both modern and WWII era weapons and who also drives around dangerously and recklessly at high speeds

(Rock Band, Cod4, Cod:WaW, Prince of Persia, Burnout Paradise).

 

[Nuke_em_05]

A religious warrior bent on the destruction of the undead and demons who also fights terrorism, coordinates defense strategies, and shoots... balls at ... pegs(?)

WoW (Paladin)
Rainbow Six (any)
GeoDefense
Peggle

 

[Josdeb]

I am an angsty teenager who practices parkour in a metal themed universe while trying to match colourful buttons with scrolling lights

(Final Fantasy, Brutal Legend, Rock Band, Mirrors Edge)

 

[Mordwyl]

I'm a flying shrine maiden wielding yin yang orbs that fights girls with supernatural heritage, all the while avoiding their massive projectile barrage in hopes they don't hit my waist since it's since my one weak spot.

 

[jonnosferatu]

I'm a sniper who heals people.

Yeah, uh...only played TF2 recently. Soon I'll be back to Dwarf Fortress, though, and then I'll be:

A sniper who heals people and benevolently guides a squad of free-spirited by stupid dwarves in their quest for wealth and happiness.

 

[likalaruku]

If only there was a web generator that translated game titles into Jack Tompson ideology.

 

[Ultress]

Jack Thompson thinks I'm a Martial artist who gets into turn based Bum fights.

(Jade Empire, Wild Arms 1/2, and Condemned :Criminal Origins)

 

[Chrissyluky]

jack thompson hates video games gamespot has 5 pages dedicated to him google it.