Jack Thompson thinks i am....

[lukemdizzle]

according to Jack Thompson I am an intergalactic diplomat and savior of a post apocalyptic world who is involved in the russian mafia while singlehandedly defeating an entire armada of an invading Allen race and a race of inter diminutional beings bent on enslaving the human race, on top of that finding the time to free an under water city of drug addicts and mutated little girls from a objectivist leader and a power hungry crook.


mass effect
fallout 3
GTA4
Halo
Half-Life 2
Bioshock

 

[Slash Dementia]

I'm a lustful vampire/bard that's out for vengeance, coin and cleavage; I also decapitate people when the words: "Finish Him" are said.

Games included:
The Bard's Tale
Legacy of Kain
Mortal Kombat

 

[ddq5]

Jack Thompson thinks I'm a 2-Dimensional physicist who saved the eastern seaboard from nukes during the zombie apocalypse and spends his free time playing lead guitar in a cover band, going to strip clubs with my cousin, sailing for hours on end, and volunteering as a research test subject.

[Paper Mario, Half-Life, CoD4, L4D, Guitar Hero, GTA4, Zelda: Wind Waker, and Portal]

EDIT: Also, I am a MILF-y space marine who occasionally slits people's throats. (Mass Effect and Assassin's Creed)

 

[Burst6]

lets see now

I am a space assassin bounty/treasure hunter who works for the government as a stealth agent beating enemies up with martial arts and fireballs and eating a lot of sandviches.

borderlands, assassins creed, street fighter, metroid, Metal gear, tf2

That actually sounds like a job i would want.

 

[Aunel]

some kind of "help everybody" type that doesn't give a flying shit about the people he is saving.

I always play a gun toting-good guy,
it comes down to "did you ever steal something, if you did, say hello to mr.Minigun"

 

[ShakyFiend]

Im a guy who has the amazing ability to change his appearence at will and for money who is also addicted to my life, in addition I have an ALTERNATIVE lifestyle in which I do much the same thing but I look better and run jerkely, I also kill zombies. (wow, Dragon age, L4D)

 

[Rakun Man]

... an American/Russian WWII veteran, now American/English soldier fighting against the red team with my dog, all in a simulated area for the benefit of science. Then whenever there is a cry for help in New York, I become Spider-Man and save the day!

-Call of Duty: WaW
-Call of Duty: 4
-The Orange Box (Portal and Team Fortress 2)
-Fable II
-Spider-Man: Web of Shadows

 

[Ekonk]

Some of these things would make great games. Space-assassins killing zombies? AWESOME

 

[badgersprite]

...I am an insurgent conspiracy theorist who beats up homeless people and runs around on the rooftops waiting for aliens to abduct me so I can have sex with them.

Condemned, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect, Prototype, Red Faction: Guerrilla.

 

[sgtshock]

I'm a space-faring, alien-seducing, zombie-slaying, pill-gobbling soldier who builds machines of death and fires rockets at his own feet.

Mass Effect
L4D1 and L4D2 demo
Team Fortress 2

 

[gamegod25]

Please not another JT thread. Every time someone says his name, his 15 min os shame gets extended. He's no threat to our hobby and not worth even mentioning.

 

[VicunaBlue]

I'd be a homicidal space general who drives fast while robbing anyone he kills.
Any open world game, starcraft, need for speed and borderlands.

 

[Triforceformer]

Jack Thompson thinks I am:

A photo journalist who has covered wars that hops on turtles, shoots zombies, plays awesome guitar solos, who is also a space marine from WW2, and runs at the speed of sound.

Dead Rising
Mario
L4D2 Demo
Guitar Hero
Section 8 Demo
Sonic Unleashed

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

A bipolar homicidal maniac who fluctuates between killing pedestrians en masse or solving their problems (any sandbox crime game and Fallout 3)

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

ODST
Animal Crossing Wild World
Fallout 3
Oblivion
Dynasty Warriors 6
Mass Effect
LOTRBFME2

That makes me... I actually have no idea.

 

[Disaster Button]

A strategic, music riding, genocidal maniac who loves to crunch zombies and rule Civilizations who is quite partial to slaying the odd dragon now and then.

Dawn of War
L4D2
Killing Floor
Civilzation 4
Audiosurf
Dragon Age: Origins

 

[SquirrelPants]

I'm a theoretical physicist/treasure hunter who likes to rape and/or kill little girls with everyday tools.

(Half-Life, Borderlands, BioShock.)

 

[The Austin]

I'm a totally expendable support gunner/medic.

 

[dirkdeldiablo]

I would be aging, decrepit cutesy furry bipedal thing in a world of perpetual warfare with an ever-expanding upgradeable arsenal who must embark on an epic co-op trek through space/Africa to find my missing robot/female partner and defeat my reoccurring sunglasses-wearing nemesis and save the world from an insane AI system trying to control everything forever/the complete erosion of the space-time continuum.

Actually, my mashup MGS4/RE5/Ratchet and Clank a Crack in Time sounds pretty rad.