Jack Thompson thinks i am....

[Outlaw Torn]

I'm a bounty hunting black ops special agent time travelling assassin crimefighter who creates my own vehicles whilst playing the guitar (three times) in space on my way to play golf against some brightly coloured paper animals. Oh, and I'm made of four squares.

Borderlands
Dark Sector
Crackdown
Assassin's Creed
Batman: Arkham Asylum
Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts
Guitar Hero II, III, Metallica
Star Wars The Force Unleashed/ Star Trek Legacy (I know, I own it. For shame)
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 07
Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise
Tetris

 

[GamingAwesome1]

I'm a zombie killer wearing a stupid costume with a guass rifle who plays guitar.

L4D/Resident Evil 5
Konami WaiWai World (this is old and I've been playing it alot lately)
Fallout 3
Rock Band 2

 

[TheGreatGonzo26]

Ok, I can't resist:

"He's a

skating looter with the abiltiy to shoot modern and vintage guns while driving around a New York city filled with Zombies,

she's a

genocidal prick that goes around on motorbikes telling people how to run their lives and generally being a murdering asshole.

...THEY FIGHT CRIME."

Slap a copyright on that and sell it to network tv. You'll make a million dollars over night!

 

[martin's a madman]

I am a cartoon mercenary space marine fighting terrorists and helping the Russian government hold down rebels. I am also surviving the zombie apocalypse twice, am a physicist who battles aliens, a pilot in world war 2, have escaped a test lab using a portal gun.

Team Fortress 2, DOOM3, COD 4, L4D, L4D2 (Pre-ordered/demo), Half-life 2, Blazing angels 2, Portal.

 

[Spaghetti]

I'm a mute MIT graduate who kills terrorists in vegas while also murdering zombies and pimps in my spare time. When I'm short on cash I act as a guinea pig in transportation experiments. Oh, and did I also forget to mention I'm a manager of a football team and president of a carribean island? I'm also god...

Half Life
Rainbow 6 Vegas
Left 4 Dead
Saints Row 2
Portal
Football Manager
Tropico 3
Spore

 

[Aurora219]

I'm a world dominating general bent on looting the best guns in the world and using them to destroy the GLA.

Empire: TW, Borderlands, CnC Generals.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

*Takes deep breath in*

Superhero crime-fighting vampire slayer space marine cowboy wizard hunting zombies in an epic fantasy world in space where I'm an emissary for humanity burnout cop fighting against crime lords while running a gang, piloting a spaceship, learning to be a jedi while raiding tombs.

*pants*

BatmanAA
Buffy tVS
GoW/Halo/Quake
Gun
Harry Potter
Left 4 Dead
Lost Odyssey/.Hack/Final Fantasy/N3
Mass Effect
Max Payne/Stranglehold
Saints Row 2
Project Sylpheed
Star Wars (assorted)
Tomb Raider

That sounds like the most awesome character ever.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

A treasure hunting elf sackperson collector assassin lombax who uses the power of metal and electricity to smite his enemies and speeds around in awesome cars all the while trying to escape the USG Ishimura and fight the Helghast.

Uncharted 2, Dragon Age, Borderlands, Assassins Creed, Ratchet and Clank A Crack in Time, LittleBigPlanet, Brutal Legend, inFAMOUS, Midnight Club LA, Dead Space and Killzone 2

 

[DarkRyter]

I'm a the GODDAMN BATMAN/POKEMON MASTER.

hmm. I guess I'm in a pretty good position.

 

[WhamBamSam]

From some personal favorites...
Fire Emblem 4/5
The Golden Sun Series

I am a young man in my late teens or early twenties with magical wind-based powers which extend beyond the expected spells into abilities such as mind reading, seeing the unseen, supernatural quickness, and super-human pimping. I also have 9 adorable familiars who live inside me enhancing those skills and allowing me to perform even more sensational feats.

He's 2/7ths right.

 

[KurnalGraham]

Im a 17 year old racoon boxer who steals stuff,shoots electricity,kills zombies,and dances with my enemys until they die.


(punch out,sly cooper,infamous,left 4 dead, Michael jacksons moonwalker)

 

[Chishandfips]

Uhh...let's see...

I'm a scenery-hopping fuzzy creature who commands troops while throwing barrels, playing with lightning and feeding cake to women. I also tried, and failed, to save the galaxy.

Uncharted 2, Ratchet and Clank, Fire Emblem, Donkey Kong, Infamous, Fat Princess. (Despite all my attempts, Mass Effect won't run on my laptop!)

 

[Olikunmissile]

Awesome. he thinks I'm awesome. He tells me so himself.

 

[HentMas]

HAHAHAHA

in that way of logic i am GOD, the ultimate defense against evil saving the united states from terrorism, also, a thief and a murderer, rapist and cutesey princess with the power of love, OH and a ruler mayor king or whatever.

 

[Arbitrary Cidin]

I'm a Rocket Launcher-wielding post-apocalyptic survivor who fights intergalactic crime
Team Fortress 2
Fallout 3
Mass Effect

 

[slipknot4]

Jack Thompson think that i am a... confused teen in search for answer whom will kill to help anyone in any way while i am driving a car, i am also an expert in killing stealing and nuclear physiology
Fallout 3
Burnout paradise
GTA IV
Heroes of Newerth
Borderlands
Garrys mod 11

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

CoD (MW as of tomorrow!)
Borderlands
Rock Band
Gears of War
Diablo

I am a guitar playing drummer that shoots aliens and casts spells...I also collect loot and shoot other people for fun.

 

[Gardenia]

A zombie-killing anti-terrorism assassin with a strange urge to backstab people.
L4D
Raven Shield
Guild Wars
Tf2

 

[garbutt]

I'm a TIE Fighter pilot.

Yes, I know thats only the very first title in my pile o games, but I feel that adding more would spoil the effect.