Jack Thompson thinks i am....
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I'm a cold-hearted psychopathic anarcho-capitalist (funny I actually am a capitalist) who loves gold, blood, sniper rifles, firing lightning at various animals, and puzzles that belong in some deranged psycho's mind. I also like to rock out occasionally. With that said, my games are Bioshock, Final Fantasy VII, Borderlands, Portal, Battlefield: Bad Company, Guitar Hero III and Painkiller.
I'm a psychotic zombie, terrorist, korean/chinese soldier + daemon slaughtering, tactical genius, pilot, guitar solo-ing GOD!!!!!
(in order L4D, Modern warfare 2, Crysis, Operation Flashpoint: DR, Brutal Legend, Supreme commander + DOW 2, Flight sim X (to help with earning my actual pilot's licence before you start) Rock Band and Guitar Hero, Spore)
(in order L4D, Modern warfare 2, Crysis, Operation Flashpoint: DR, Brutal Legend, Supreme commander + DOW 2, Flight sim X (to help with earning my actual pilot's licence before you start) Rock Band and Guitar Hero, Spore)
Hmm.
Saints Row 2
The Force Unleashed
Ninja Gaiden
Secret of Monkey Island
Final Fantasy VI
Portal
That would seem to make me a psychopathic, telekinetic ninja pirate with a tendency to go bonkers upon meeting supernatural creatures and an unhealthy obsession with confectionery and the truthfulness thereof.
Saints Row 2
The Force Unleashed
Ninja Gaiden
Secret of Monkey Island
Final Fantasy VI
Portal
That would seem to make me a psychopathic, telekinetic ninja pirate with a tendency to go bonkers upon meeting supernatural creatures and an unhealthy obsession with confectionery and the truthfulness thereof.
I'm a dwarven heavy metal planeswalker who kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.
Dragon Age: Origins, Brutal Legend, Magic: The Gathering, Halo: ODST
Dragon Age: Origins, Brutal Legend, Magic: The Gathering, Halo: ODST
I am an experienced marine who occasionally fights criminals in an asylum and manages Chelsea in his spare time. (Call Of Duty 4, Arkham Asylum, Football Manager)
Boy, is it confusing. Oh, and I am also a college girl who gils zombies (that's Zoey from L4D, always pick her... for some reason).
Boy, is it confusing. Oh, and I am also a college girl who gils zombies (that's Zoey from L4D, always pick her... for some reason).
I apparently like to see big American tittys with my cousin.
Which is awkward because my cousin is female.
but seriously.
I guess I would say that I am "the god killer", who hangs out with The Beatles, while stopping dark spawn blights, and afew mutants, (who happen to be super) in an F-16, with a criptic blind lady, who gives me some sushi (For my survival training) and noodles (the food of the future), while I try to get 20,000 for a special operation to "survive", all the while running over people in a tank wondering if this is the right thing to do, and trying to save the (insert thing here).
(can we say run on sentence)
I will list the games out of order because Im a dick.
if you figure out what goes where you win 1000 points.
Oddworld Strangers wrath
MGS3
Dragon age
Xenogears
Beatles rockband
Ace combat 6
fallout 3
prototype
Fable 2
every video game ever.
ENJOY.
Which is awkward because my cousin is female.
but seriously.
I guess I would say that I am "the god killer", who hangs out with The Beatles, while stopping dark spawn blights, and afew mutants, (who happen to be super) in an F-16, with a criptic blind lady, who gives me some sushi (For my survival training) and noodles (the food of the future), while I try to get 20,000 for a special operation to "survive", all the while running over people in a tank wondering if this is the right thing to do, and trying to save the (insert thing here).
(can we say run on sentence)
I will list the games out of order because Im a dick.
if you figure out what goes where you win 1000 points.
Oddworld Strangers wrath
MGS3
Dragon age
Xenogears
Beatles rockband
Ace combat 6
fallout 3
prototype
Fable 2
every video game ever.
ENJOY.
Well...ok this actually looks quite fun.
I'm a mad man who wears red clothing that is proficient with a number of weapons such as a sniper rifle, a rocket launcher & a minigun, I can also cloak and disguise myself to fool my victims and depending on which of these weapons I use I talk in a different accent.
I also am in control of a large force which consists of tanks, mechs and even some very powerful experimental units which leave nothing but destruction in my wake. Problem is that if I blow up I take out a lot of things that are close. Not good at all.
It would also appear that i can horribly mutating due to a viral infection, due to this infection I have developed one hell of a cough and I seem to have grown a very long tongue which made my date the other night a bit odd ...at first.
But out of all these things I have come to learn the only reason I have friends is because I create food and drink for everyone and can portal them from place to place. I mean its not like I've made the frost and fire elements my ***** or anything... No i'm either the water boy or the fucking taxi service. Pah.
Guess the games.
I'm a mad man who wears red clothing that is proficient with a number of weapons such as a sniper rifle, a rocket launcher & a minigun, I can also cloak and disguise myself to fool my victims and depending on which of these weapons I use I talk in a different accent.
I also am in control of a large force which consists of tanks, mechs and even some very powerful experimental units which leave nothing but destruction in my wake. Problem is that if I blow up I take out a lot of things that are close. Not good at all.
It would also appear that i can horribly mutating due to a viral infection, due to this infection I have developed one hell of a cough and I seem to have grown a very long tongue which made my date the other night a bit odd ...at first.
But out of all these things I have come to learn the only reason I have friends is because I create food and drink for everyone and can portal them from place to place. I mean its not like I've made the frost and fire elements my ***** or anything... No i'm either the water boy or the fucking taxi service. Pah.
Guess the games.
In Jack Thompson's eyes, I am a Soviet commander who favors shooting terrible bolts of lightning at enemies and prefers destroying said enemies' base with a fleet of Good-year blimps with bombs attached to their belly.
I also happen to be blue and anonymous, capable of turning invisible, and interested in one's briefcase, which many tend to leave sitting on a desk behind an automated turret. Well, according to Jack Thompson....
I also happen to be blue and anonymous, capable of turning invisible, and interested in one's briefcase, which many tend to leave sitting on a desk behind an automated turret. Well, according to Jack Thompson....
i am a spikey haired gang leader who spends his free time drifting the shit out of bukes on tropical islands, while setting the compitition on fire with my mind
FF, Saints Row 2, Motorstorm PR, and psychonauts
FF, Saints Row 2, Motorstorm PR, and psychonauts
I traverse the galaxy, invisible in the shadows and unbeatable in a fight with my pistols, sword, bow, double-bladed lightsaber, psi-powers and good cologne.
he will think I have spikey hair (the damn generalizer not all JRPGs have spikey haired heros!) magical hero who will kill anything that I encounter be it set or random >.> he's not far from the truth the bastard...
Im a game-world parodying treasure hunter who topples sky scrapers with a sledge hammer while getting skills for kills from behind cover in detective mode.
Eat Lead: the return of matt hazard, Borderlands, Red faction: guerilla, Crackdown, Gears of War 2 and Batman:AA
Eat Lead: the return of matt hazard, Borderlands, Red faction: guerilla, Crackdown, Gears of War 2 and Batman:AA
I'm a collection of military people who fight alongside a mustachioed brit in an alternative reality where there's a nuke going off in THE MIDDLE EAST (a totally generic country) after the american invasion after the ex-presidents assassination.
Everyone who speaks to me stands perfectly still and their opinion of me can be accurately shown numerically and I can alter this by coercing them, telling them jokes, boasting about myself and admiring them two of which they'll respond positively to and two of which they'll hate, yet in each part of a conversation I will use all four no matter what. They also have fucked up accent issues.
It's surprising I put up with all this when I could just build a huge spider like robot with a fuck off big laser on it to wipe them out. It's also surprising they want to kill me so bad when doing so will detonate a nuclear warhead inside my huge suit of armour.
That was rather long considering I only have three games with me. Any guesses for what they are?
Everyone who speaks to me stands perfectly still and their opinion of me can be accurately shown numerically and I can alter this by coercing them, telling them jokes, boasting about myself and admiring them two of which they'll respond positively to and two of which they'll hate, yet in each part of a conversation I will use all four no matter what. They also have fucked up accent issues.
It's surprising I put up with all this when I could just build a huge spider like robot with a fuck off big laser on it to wipe them out. It's also surprising they want to kill me so bad when doing so will detonate a nuclear warhead inside my huge suit of armour.
That was rather long considering I only have three games with me. Any guesses for what they are?