Japan creates the poop burger, solves world hunger

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NezumiiroKitsune

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The revulsion at this is illogical, but that's because it's a natural response not based on really objective science.

Consider that every cell in your body is made of molecules which are not unique to you. Those molecules are made of atoms that were all created within a 7'000 year period at the beginning of the universe. The ones you are using to be you just spread to this point, clustered together, earth eventually got made, and pretty much since as it was cool enough, it got water, and life began very few other atoms have arrived at this point. Only so many of those molecules that the atoms made up, are organic material, or capable of becoming organic material, and that doesn't change location that much (on earth scale) unless the life it creates moves.

My point being, to bring this to a close, you were probably at some point poo (or at least your molecules were). Poo is a vital part of the nitrogen cycle (among others) and the bacteria that eat it equally as vital. Every bit of food you eat was at some point something else, and one of those things was almost definitely faeces. The skin on the fingers you are typing with could be a combination of proteins that were at some point, an oak tree, coprovores, Sir. Isaac Newton and a wasp.

It's how life works. Eating poo is repulsive because it's meant to be, but if we can directly benefit from the coprovores, theres no reason we shouldn't. We are already, after all, dependant of their existence for our survival.

I'm surprised, genuinely, how many of my educated friends (science nerds) still thought, even though they knew it was illogical, that when they were conceived their atoms were new. Even when studying it, you seem to cut yourself out of these life cycles.
 

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you can call me wierd, but in all honesty, that shit (Lol) looks good enough to eat!
 

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SonofaJohannes said:
People eat this?
I guess if I was starving, like really close to death, and no other food at all, not even broccoli, I might try one. If I didn't know what it was made of.
there you have it guys the summation of this thread.

Someone would rather eat Broccoli

I think that says it all.
 

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NezumiiroKitsune said:
The revulsion at this is illogical, but that's because it's a natural response not based on really objective science.

Consider that every cell in your body is made of molecules which are not unique to you. Those molecules are made of atoms that were all created within a 7'000 year period at the beginning of the universe. The ones you are using to be you just spread to this point, clustered together, earth eventually got made, and pretty much since as it was cool enough, it got water, and life began very few other atoms have arrived at this point. Only so many of those molecules that the atoms made up, are organic material, or capable of becoming organic material, and that doesn't change location that much (on earth scale) unless the life it creates moves.

My point being, to bring this to a close, you were probably at some point poo (or at least your molecules were). Poo is a vital part of the nitrogen cycle (among others) and the bacteria that eat it equally as vital. Every bit of food you eat was at some point something else, and one of those things was almost definitely faeces. The skin on the fingers you are typing with could be a combination of proteins that were at some point, an oak tree, coprovores, Sir. Isaac Newton and a wasp.

It's how life works. Eating poo is repulsive because it's meant to be, but if we can directly benefit from the coprovores, theres no reason we shouldn't. We are already, after all, dependant of their existence for our survival.

I'm surprised, genuinely, how many of my educated friends (science nerds) still thought, even though they knew it was illogical, that when they were conceived their atoms were new. Even when studying it, you seem to cut yourself out of these life cycles.
so you'd eat that shit? because no matter what's to do with the atoms chemically it's still grilled doodookaka and will taste as such.
 

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theheroofaction said:
This will solve world hunger if they can actually get people to eat it.
LOL, good point... the thread title was more of a joke but yeah.. very good point.
Although, we could give it to people in africa and tell them its mcdonalds? they're hardly gonna know the difference... Heck put some mayo on it i bet most people at mcdonalds couldnt tell the difference
 

crop52

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Oh come on guys, they take out everything that is shit, and just use the non-shit extract (plus some other ingredients) to make totally edible meat.

I don't see there being any health problem.

Also, if this starts getting mass produced, the world wouldn't need to put livestock in terrible conditions anymore,

Acting like a FOOL said:
so you'd eat that shit? because no matter what's to do with the atoms chemically it's still grilled doodookaka and will taste as such.
It would totally not taste like doodookaka because it isn't doodookaka.
 

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I would have as much trouble eating this as I would have drinking recycled water (as in none). As long as everything is treated safely and the resulting product is tasty then sure, bring me out a shit burger, shit steak, shit chilli I'll be happy to eat it.
 

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Ilikemilkshake said:
crop52 said:
It would totally not taste like doodookaka because it isn't doodookaka.
That doesnt necessarily mean its going to taste good though..
Of course it might not. I'm just saying that it won't taste like shit, because you said it might taste like shit.

Edit: Since it's artificially made, it might as well be artificially flavored.
 

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Probably not. They say that it will be the same price as regular meat. If I can get the shit burger I can get a real burger.

If I was starving, sure. But given a choice I'll pass.

On a side note, there is a VERY good chance this is just a giant joke pulled on everyone. I'm resistant to buy into it.
 

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crop52 said:
Ilikemilkshake said:
crop52 said:
It would totally not taste like doodookaka because it isn't doodookaka.
That doesnt necessarily mean its going to taste good though..
Of course it might not. I'm just saying that it won't taste like shit, because you said it might taste like shit.
I said no such thing :p
I wasnt the person you originally quoted.

But anyway, yes its not going to taste OF shit, that doesnt mean it wont taste as bad as shit.
 

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He is hoping at best the price will equal the cost of meat in Japan. Well so much for it making a foothold in countries that are not island nations.

Da Chi said:
On a side note, there is a VERY good chance this is just a giant joke pulled on everyone. I'm resistant to buy into it.
The fact that the little fridge door said "shit burger" really isn't helping convince me it isn't a joke. Off to google to figure this shit out.
 

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This is where ignorance comes into play... If you don't tell me im eating a shit burger, im do not know im eating a shit burger, just a regular burger. If I ask, do what you always do.. say only what you need to.
It is enviromently friendly
 

Ldude893

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Give it a name, sneak it into the market while withholding its actual ingredients, and the public might just accept it.
 

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If it tasted good I might. I mean hell, we use poop for fertilizer for hay for cows for burgers, why not cut out a couple steps? I mean if people are willing to eat McDonalds "rat egg" mcmuffin, they'll probably get use to this in no time. (heh, now try getting the idea of rat eggs out of your head =P)