JESUS CHRIST!

[Autovon]

Playing Left 4 Dead 2, on the finale at The Parish, us four survivors were ready to start charging across the bridge. When the bridge was finally lowered we started to cross when a couple of special infected (can't remember what they were) started to cause some problems for our team. While everyone was fighting zombies, a jockey managed to latch onto my head and no one noticed. It took me all the way back into the safehouse and down the ladder where it clawed me to death.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Watching my friend play S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chernobyl, when some mutated freak in a trenchcoat tried to give him a death hug, up a flight of stairs.

Would you expect to turn down a flight of stairs to suddenly see some sort of humanoid turd in a trenchcoat give you a big hug'o'doom?

Also it was at night.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

Dead Space. All of Dead Space. The game is nothing more than one giant scare tactic.

RETROSPECTIVE EDIT:

try playing alien vs predator.

...unless you have a weak heart and/or don't like having to buy a new ceiling.

 

[SnarkyNinja]

Fallout 3. Some of those enemies, while not particularly difficult, can be downright sneaky right up until they rape you in the face.

Also, ReDeads from Legend of Zelda. Those have always scared the hell out of me.

 

[Lullabye]

I was playing Demon Souls and I was at a decent level. it was my second play through so all the enemies are stronger, and I was trying to fight Black Phantom Satsuki(a freaking powerful Samurai guy). He was quick, and strong(2 hits to kill me) and the last thing I needed was more enemies to fight. So when I hear the tell tale rattlings of a ninja skeleton coming towards me, I mumbled *jesus fucking christ* under my breath a couple of times. But after some pro ninja skills I managed to dispose(read:barely survive) of the skeleton ninja. The thing that really got me going and made me shout at the top of my lungs "GOD FUCKING FLYING SPAGHETTI!" was that another minute into the fight the words " Black Phantom BLinGkINg147 is invading your world!" Some douchebag feakin invaded my world during a very important fight, so understandably I was more than a little pissed. Ironically, he ended up being more of a help than a hindrance what with his tendency to completely miss me and crush Satsuki's skull in.XD

 

[radio1314]

Whenever I am sniping (COD 4) and I think nobody sees me. For a while I'm alive then *BOOM* I get shot. It usually makes me jump in my chair.

 

[Kud]

Off topic: What in the WORLD is going on in your avatar?

A beat down.

 

[Kud]

games are to predictable to suprise me, cuz im just that awesome.

'Suppose you're too awesome for grammar too?

when your as awesome as i am, you dont need grammer.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

that supply box in HL2 in which all the dead headcrabs drop down.
"oh sweet Ammo HOLY SHIT!!!!! wait they're dead?? WTF!"