Jimquisition: Mass Effect 3: A Gay Erotic Love Story

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And once again, Jim solves a problem that didn't exist until he brought it up. I get that this is some kind of satire aimed at people crying foul at Mass Effect 3's gay romance options, accusing Mass Effect 3 of....What? See, here's the problem: I don't think anyone who matters actually has a problem with the gayness in Mass Effect 3. I think that anyone who DOES is so insignificant, and clearly ignorant, that dignifying their outcry with a response (like this one) will be waste of time, most of all the normal people who didn't even know there was a "controversy" (Like, apparently, most of the Escapist) in the first place.
Syntax Man said:
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo, lemme get this straight, Jim and Yahtzee can cus like sailors and the thing is fine with that, but an the mere mention of homosexuality it age gates the fucking thing?

Real mature, seems that this world still has a long way to go.

As for the actual episode...what the flying fuck was that?
Yeah, I know you've been quoted a million times, but you kinda have it coming so I'll add this to the pile.

The homosexuality is CLEARLY not what prompted the age gate, as plenty of other series have featured similar overtones in their videos. It was obviously the degree of "erotica" that was responsible, not the orientation. Maybe next time you should take off the 'ol cynicism-goggles and actually think about what you're saying before you post it.
 

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Rainboq said:
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I am not particulary trilled by a gay shepard, my problem is that it feels like retconning.
Realizing I'm cutting your whole rant just to bash on this one staement but I have to. This is a BS argument for several reasons.
1. A lot of people will START at ME3, and a game should, while taking it's legacy in account, try and be a stand alone work. Anyone starting at 3 have no history to "betray" by playing GayShep
2. You can play ME1 and 2 with the intention of being GayShep, but not finding a suitable partner.
RPG options 4 the win.
3. People come out as gay in every period of their lives. He could have been in the closet or just bi-sexual untill now. Again, roleplay.
4 I can play as the SAME Sheppard but with different faces and different personality in all three games. They let me fuck up my own history if I want to, why on earth would that freedome not be extended to sexuality.
5 it's a friggin OPTION! If it messes with YOUR Sheppard, he can be as straight as you want to. I wanna give it to Garrus up the arse, why would you care if I do that?
Well if we accomodatd your Shepard then what about the people that want to be able to bugger livestock with their Shepard? Are they not as important as the gay crowd? What about the people out there that want a pedo Shepard? Do we accommodate them too and maybe throw a couple little boys on the ship? These are all just options after all.
One: Gays are a fairly significant percentage of the population. Two: Those things you mentioned are ILLEGAL.
Hey those are just options. They wouldn't affect your Shepard. You dont like em don't use em. As for being illega, well we illegal things in games all the time so I fail to see how that's relevant. What you and those like you are really saying though isn't let's be open minded and accommodate all sorts of different people but rather simply just to accommodate you and those like you while everyone else can piss off.
 

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anyway Im still not seeing the issue here...you could play ME3 WITHOUT any homosexual activity what so ever

and say if a gay charachter does hit on your shepard..it will prbably be a few seconds of dialouge and nothign else..
Actually it bothered me a little that Anders was so straightforward in DA:2... but i recognize that is because my and my toon bias. Still, i was VERY carefull not to make Anders happy.
 

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Thyunda said:
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Thyunda said:
Volf said:
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Volf said:
Bara_no_Hime said:
D34dM4n said:
*stands up, begins slow clap*
Bravo, sir. Bravo
Agreed. And let us all thank the gods for Jim Sterling. ^^

Exterminas said:
I never really understood what the deal was about Bioware and their over-the-top-commitment to straight relationships. Femshep boning Lizard-Men is alright, but Lesbians are unholy?
Actually, it isn't Bioware's fault. They tried to have homosexual options in ME1 (the code is still in there, half done) but the guy who did the motion capture for Male Shep (some sort of Underwear model, I believe?) threw a hissy fit about anything "gay" being associated with him and threatened to not let them use his face for Shepard if they made it possible for Male Shep to be gay.

Unable to have gay Male Shep, Bioware removed Ashley from Femshep's options to make things fair.

They tried again in ME2 (again, the options are in the code, but unfinished) but hit the same wall from Mr. Underpants model.

However, since ME3 is the last game with Shepard in it, they no longer have to give a fuck about pissing Mr. Underpants off. Hence the gay options in ME3.

LazyAza said:
If I had my way my femshep would be whoring herself out to just about everyone on the normandy. She's already banged Liara and Garrus. lol
My Femshep is actually pretty specific about only dating one girl at a time (she's gay - Liara, Kelly, and (hopefully) Tali... or maybe Liara again, I can't decide).

However, my Male Shep is a total slut. Too bad you're only allowed to sleep with one crew member per game (unlike, say, Dragon Age) because, if he could, my Male Shep would work his way through every female crew member and half of the men too.

I played my Male Shep as my male DA:O character and managed to sleep with all four romancable party members before the end. I ended with Morrigan because he and she fit so well together. Also, it was hilarious when Leliana suspected I was cheating on her. I kept her happy on total bullshit while continuing to sleep with Morrigan. My Male Shep/Hero of Fereldin is a total Renegade bastard. ^^ I love him.
yeah its completely a "hissy fit" if you are uncomfortable doing something that isn't part of your sexuality. /sarcasm
Except he's not doing something. A virtual man that looks like him is doing that something.
He still has a right to decide how he is depicted, people don't have to agree with his choice, but they should respect it.
It's not him, though. It's Shepard.
It's still his image, and he should have final say over that. Actually if Bioware really want this option in the first game, why not just get a model that was ok with it?
Then identical twins should control what the other appears in.
You really don't think it's a bit petty to be upset that a virtual man who merely LOOKS like you happens to possibly have a taste for cock?
No I don't think its wrong for a person to have human feelings about how their digital image is being depicted.

Its just like if (hypothetically) the model Jacqui Ainsley didn't like being portrait as a women willing to use her body, I wouldn't try to minimize her feelings.
 

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Hey those are just options. They wouldn't affect your Shepard. You dont like em don't use em. As for being illega, well we illegal things in games all the time so I fail to see how that's relevant. What you and those like you are really saying though isn't let's be open minded and accommodate all sorts of different people but rather simply just to accommodate you and those like you while everyone else can piss off.
Well, if you fail to see the difference between consensual sex between two dudes and an adult having sex with a minor, i don't think we can do anything for you mate.
 

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I'm trying to understand how this is going to help reduce homophobia. Yeah, I get it- a joke, irony, but still. Were there really no better options?
 

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I'm trying to understand how this is going to help reduce homophobia. Yeah, I get it- a joke, irony, but still. Were there really no better options?
Wait, was he trying to do that? If so, boy this is a shitty vid. Here i thought he just wanted to have a laugh.
 

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That's rape, not homosexuality. Homosexuality is simply being attracted to another of the same sex, how one acts based on that has nothing to do with homosexuality itself, but rather the individuals past experiences.

And why not, what's wrong with a phallus?
You made a sweeping generalization that homosexuality has never hurt anybody, I called bs because it has(i.e. people have committed crimes because of it). Now I'm not saying that all homosexuals are bad people(because their not) just that it is ignorant of you to say that no homosexual has ever hurt anybody because their homosexual.
actually isnt most prison rape less about "homosexualisty" and more about well..I dont know dominance and such,,liek they probably wouldnt be gay outside of prison...

anyway Im still not seeing the issue here...you could play ME3 WITHOUT any homosexual activity what so ever

and say if a gay charachter does hit on your shepard..it will prbably be a few seconds of dialouge and nothign else..

also the only reasonm femshep can be "gay" is because they had Liara and couldnt "go back" on how assari are suposed to be..I don know why they cut the romance with ashly but kept the one with liara..but they cut the gay relationship with ash for the same reason they did kaiden...I guessing to e PC or somthing

plus do you have a problem with with femshep "technically" being able to be bi?
I didn't make a comment about the option for being gay, I made a comment about a sweeping generalization.
 

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Volf said:
Thyunda said:
Volf said:
Thyunda said:
Volf said:
Thyunda said:
Volf said:
Bara_no_Hime said:
D34dM4n said:
*stands up, begins slow clap*
Bravo, sir. Bravo
Agreed. And let us all thank the gods for Jim Sterling. ^^

Exterminas said:
I never really understood what the deal was about Bioware and their over-the-top-commitment to straight relationships. Femshep boning Lizard-Men is alright, but Lesbians are unholy?
Actually, it isn't Bioware's fault. They tried to have homosexual options in ME1 (the code is still in there, half done) but the guy who did the motion capture for Male Shep (some sort of Underwear model, I believe?) threw a hissy fit about anything "gay" being associated with him and threatened to not let them use his face for Shepard if they made it possible for Male Shep to be gay.

Unable to have gay Male Shep, Bioware removed Ashley from Femshep's options to make things fair.

They tried again in ME2 (again, the options are in the code, but unfinished) but hit the same wall from Mr. Underpants model.

However, since ME3 is the last game with Shepard in it, they no longer have to give a fuck about pissing Mr. Underpants off. Hence the gay options in ME3.

LazyAza said:
If I had my way my femshep would be whoring herself out to just about everyone on the normandy. She's already banged Liara and Garrus. lol
My Femshep is actually pretty specific about only dating one girl at a time (she's gay - Liara, Kelly, and (hopefully) Tali... or maybe Liara again, I can't decide).

However, my Male Shep is a total slut. Too bad you're only allowed to sleep with one crew member per game (unlike, say, Dragon Age) because, if he could, my Male Shep would work his way through every female crew member and half of the men too.

I played my Male Shep as my male DA:O character and managed to sleep with all four romancable party members before the end. I ended with Morrigan because he and she fit so well together. Also, it was hilarious when Leliana suspected I was cheating on her. I kept her happy on total bullshit while continuing to sleep with Morrigan. My Male Shep/Hero of Fereldin is a total Renegade bastard. ^^ I love him.
yeah its completely a "hissy fit" if you are uncomfortable doing something that isn't part of your sexuality. /sarcasm
Except he's not doing something. A virtual man that looks like him is doing that something.
He still has a right to decide how he is depicted, people don't have to agree with his choice, but they should respect it.
It's not him, though. It's Shepard.
It's still his image, and he should have final say over that. Actually if Bioware really want this option in the first game, why not just get a model that was ok with it?
Then identical twins should control what the other appears in.
You really don't think it's a bit petty to be upset that a virtual man who merely LOOKS like you happens to possibly have a taste for cock?
No I don't think its wrong for a person to have human feelings about how their digital image is being depicted.

Its just like if (hypothetically) the model Jacqui Ainsley didn't like being portrait as a women willing to use her body, I wouldn't try to minimize her feelings.
That's totally different. That's portraying a person as something they're not. But you see, there's this thing called 'acting'. And, since this is a digital representation of a person NOT INTENDED TO BE THE ACTOR, then I can't see any problem with how it's used. Especially since he's not a very distinctive person. If he was instantly recognisable from the image, and it was used as a slight against him, I'd understand it. But to get upset because you're a motion capture for a possibly gay character?
It's not him. It just looks like him. It has no relation to him. It's Captain Shepard. It'd be like saying Gerard Butler is without a doubt a murderer because you saw him in Law Abiding Citizen once. Only...this is actually more far-fetched.
 

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I am not particulary trilled by a gay shepard, my problem is that it feels like retconning. I also don't like the video, between EA's buisness practices and the whole Hepler's issue, gay shep feels like the less important of ME3 you can talk.

That said, if you are going to have a "romance" option on a videogame and it includes woman-man, woman-alien woman, man-woman; it's only natural to have man-man, it has nothing to do with left or right wings or with entitlement, with your players being gay or straight (I like pussy, not even going to say women, because at this point in life I am just looking for their body without any commitment due me sucking hard when i try to commit; but as an ex-tabletop RPG veteran i have played both girls and guys with every sexual orientation quite well, or at least thats what the other players tell me). It has nothing to do with being entitled, lesbians are even less common than gays and you didn't saw this for the fem shep on hot pice of blue ass action, it just makes it has more choices and be more free, maybe deeper for some RPG plots, to have a gay shep.

As for being liberal... that might be, but not because liberals are soo interested in what their male voters do with their asses, instead it has more to do with republicans being interested in such subjects; liberals don't run on "you have the right of inserting a dick up your ass", it's republicans that run on the "gays are evelspaws trying to destroy our lifestyle" forcing liberals to take a stand on that (and surprisingly the normaly pussy liberals grow the balls to take a stand there).

As for the 0.1% gays, shrug, as a teen always thought the 30% gay pop that gays say was way over the top, that it was 1% was more the right number. Then went to study math, and there, among my math friends 23% is gay so... no wonder math keeps it's population low! lolz.

Summarizing, I agree with you, but not with your reasons, actually think they are wrong :p

Edit: Also OMFG! As a non english speaker nor gay dude, the use of the sustantives in such ways!!!! Silky.... WTF... my ears -.-''
Didn't liked it, but good work Jim.
Jim was actually trying to use just about every porn-novel clique he could in there, it was kind of funny. Most of those metaphor could have been applied to any sexual situation involving a guy with either gender. People assume because I'm anti-gay men, that I'm ignorant, but truthfully due to my reasons for my outlook I'm more familiar with the whole set of cultures than most people in them are. As far as such things go Jim could probably play that speil as proof that he isn't gay since other than the insertsion of some gay innuendo and popular character names there was nothing to do. It's probably a contender for worst gay porno ever created (in jest or not).

That said, when it comes to the numbers, I've looked into this more than most people would be comfortable with. Both as a victim of child molestation (when I was six) myself and things I leaned during Code Adam training, etc... I've spent a lot of time looking into it and my position has waffled between a few axises over the years before settling on gays and lesbians being differant issues, and being solidly anti-gay men (which I won't go into at length here). Your correct that statistics can be made to lie, and I've made that arguement myself on certain kinds of propaganda from other sides, but when it comes to things like overall numbers you can figure out where they tend to fall pretty easily.

The current gay claims that like 20% to 30% of people are homosexual are bunk, even if they make for good liberal propaganda, and they go through a lot of work to make it seem like these numbers could be true. This is one of the reasons why you see so much effort to force the media to include gay characters in dramas and such. To put things into perspective if between 1 out of 5 to 1 out of 3 people on the planet were gay there never would have been issues with oppression that's just too many people to oppress and force into hiding through most of history. With a representitive population that loud there would not be issues with one person being too scared to help others, and simply the intertia of property ownership and business would have altered things. Even 1% would be pushing it because that's 1 out of every 100 people, which would still represent a minority too numberous to keep down this way. To put things into perspectives Jews have typically had tiny populations within the nations they have inhabited, and even being hated, they have wound up representing a substantial force within society that couldn't just be ignored, while forced into hiding at specific times, they always returned in force. The point is 1% is too many for things to have been "forced into the closet through fear". The Nazis made an active effort to hunt down homosexuals, and while they got bunches of them culumatively, the numbers just weren't that big compared to other minorities they were hunting down, despite some attempts nowadys to inflate it.

One out of a thousand or ten thousand is more accurate as a ballpark because that's enough to be forced totally underground by society, even when drawing together in small groups due to similar interests. It's also fairly representitive of the numbers collected during the more effective gay purges that have been attempted. The Nazis aren't the boogie men of humanity because they sucked at hunting their targets down for example.

Now of course, there are points that can be made in response about the amount of homosexuality recorded at specific times, such as during the twilight years of the Roman Empire. However homosexuality *IS* a medical condition tied to chemicals (as is sexual attraction in general) and the human biological system. We don't understand everything about sexuality, but we do know the basics, and why things like castration work (by removing organs that help receive and process chemical signals). Some people can be born reacting to transmissions of their own gender, or perhaps processing chemicals wrong in their brain due to other problems, and others might wind up there due to outside stimulus such as injury, enviroment, diet, etc... not everything is understood perfectly, but it's likely that something about the enviroment of some of these more decadent nations at the time whether it be food, some kind of disease that altered the biology, but didn't persist into modern times, or whatever could have lead to the increase in that condition to a higher point than other periods of history.

The point is there is an effort made to make it LOOK like gays are everywhere, but that's hardly the case. It's not hard to find gay people if you seek them out (given that it's no longer forced underground) but at the same time it's possible to go to pretty large gatherings of people and not have one present at all, simply by the numbers, not due to any active attempt to keep them out.

As far as Mass Effect goes, what you are talking about IS entitlement though. See if your saying that they have all of these othr sexual behaviors (hetero, alien, lesbian) they need to have gay men too, that's entitlement by definition... when you say they HAVE or NEED to be represented. What's more, by that logic your argueing that every sexual deviation NEEDS to be covered if any are going to be. In this case "deviation" is anything other than the norm, which is homosexuality of either flavor. See, to a gay man what he is, is normal, but the same can be said of someone into say scat, extreme bondage, or a furry or whatever. Saying that the gay man should be able to find appropriate content that stimulates him is like saying that there should be an option to have Kelly ride Shepard around his quarters with a riding crop for those submissives out there who can't get it off any other way, or scat play as an option added into the romantic dialogues, or getting Miranda to enter the bedroom in a Girrafe themed fursuit, or whatever.... it never ends, which is why a minority should never be considered entitled to anything, if the writers put something there so be it, if not then just let it go, leave it to them, not political demands.

To be entirely blunt while I appreciate the sexual/adult content in games, I also don't think a general adventure game like this needs to be turned into a sexual carnival, and when you follow this logic through that's what you get because it goes from being a sideline to a major area of development with more thought than it warrents. Everyone has their kinks, I don't think many people want to hear about the nasty little things I'd love to do to Kelly or Liara with a Shepard of either gender BUT I'm not going to go out there insisting that Bioware cater to my hang ups. Likewise if I was playing a game with a romantic subplot and there were no options for me, I'd just ignore it, say if there was only gay men present in a game, I wouldn't sit there and say "noes! we need you to redo the game just for me!" well unless it was grossing me out enough where I'd just not play the game.

That said from what I've seen (though I have yet to play it) all the liberals should probablty forget about Mass Effect and go protest "Bonecraft". I mean it won't happen because it won't get the same platform that Mass Effect gives (and this is all about attention the end, and trying to make gays seem like a bigger deal than they are), but really that represents the issues more than Mass Effect does. Bonecraft is based largely around heterosexual and lesbian action, and from what I've seen the gay men (very stereotypically flaming gay male elves) are the bad guys who you are encouraged to kill as one of the enemy factions. That should be an issue because Sex is the *point* of that game unlike Mass effect. Of course it won't happen, because as I mentioned it's too limited a platform to make a good show, and I'd imagine the guys doing the political QQing realize what idiots it would make them look like for the attempt. :)
 

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Wow Jim, just.... wow. You seem to have a promising career as an erotic (and gay) novelist. Best of luck to you!
 

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That wasn't clever, at all. And this is coming from someone who agree's that people making a big deal about ME3's Male on Male romance options is idiotic.
 

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Thanks, with your totally called for, clever and non-condescending approval I can now live my life to it's fullest! Aces to that!

You should feel as good about yourself as you think you should. You deserve it. :) Really, a class act!

Anyway

Back on topic, I think a lot of fans have been clamoring about the gayness for no reason. It's purely optional, so I think it's silly.

I just hope the team handles it tastefully unlike in DA2. That game's romanced were like they were written by one of those slash fic gals.
 

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Tanakh said:
secretsantaone said:
Foot fetishists are fairly common too, do we need a foot sex scene?
Damn it! Stop with the fetish suggestions or you will get me banned from this forums!

Also for me is like having a vegetarian dish in the menu, I will probably skip it because buying veggies in a fine restaurant is for suckers, but always nice to see it.
Not if it comes at the expense of a poorer quality game.
 

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Thyunda said:
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Thyunda said:
Volf said:
Thyunda said:
Volf said:
Thyunda said:
Volf said:
Bara_no_Hime said:
D34dM4n said:
*stands up, begins slow clap*
Bravo, sir. Bravo
Agreed. And let us all thank the gods for Jim Sterling. ^^

Exterminas said:
I never really understood what the deal was about Bioware and their over-the-top-commitment to straight relationships. Femshep boning Lizard-Men is alright, but Lesbians are unholy?
Actually, it isn't Bioware's fault. They tried to have homosexual options in ME1 (the code is still in there, half done) but the guy who did the motion capture for Male Shep (some sort of Underwear model, I believe?) threw a hissy fit about anything "gay" being associated with him and threatened to not let them use his face for Shepard if they made it possible for Male Shep to be gay.

Unable to have gay Male Shep, Bioware removed Ashley from Femshep's options to make things fair.

They tried again in ME2 (again, the options are in the code, but unfinished) but hit the same wall from Mr. Underpants model.

However, since ME3 is the last game with Shepard in it, they no longer have to give a fuck about pissing Mr. Underpants off. Hence the gay options in ME3.

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If I had my way my femshep would be whoring herself out to just about everyone on the normandy. She's already banged Liara and Garrus. lol
My Femshep is actually pretty specific about only dating one girl at a time (she's gay - Liara, Kelly, and (hopefully) Tali... or maybe Liara again, I can't decide).

However, my Male Shep is a total slut. Too bad you're only allowed to sleep with one crew member per game (unlike, say, Dragon Age) because, if he could, my Male Shep would work his way through every female crew member and half of the men too.

I played my Male Shep as my male DA:O character and managed to sleep with all four romancable party members before the end. I ended with Morrigan because he and she fit so well together. Also, it was hilarious when Leliana suspected I was cheating on her. I kept her happy on total bullshit while continuing to sleep with Morrigan. My Male Shep/Hero of Fereldin is a total Renegade bastard. ^^ I love him.
yeah its completely a "hissy fit" if you are uncomfortable doing something that isn't part of your sexuality. /sarcasm
Except he's not doing something. A virtual man that looks like him is doing that something.
He still has a right to decide how he is depicted, people don't have to agree with his choice, but they should respect it.
It's not him, though. It's Shepard.
It's still his image, and he should have final say over that. Actually if Bioware really want this option in the first game, why not just get a model that was ok with it?
Then identical twins should control what the other appears in.
You really don't think it's a bit petty to be upset that a virtual man who merely LOOKS like you happens to possibly have a taste for cock?
No I don't think its wrong for a person to have human feelings about how their digital image is being depicted.

Its just like if (hypothetically) the model Jacqui Ainsley didn't like being portrait as a women willing to use her body, I wouldn't try to minimize her feelings.
That's totally different. That's portraying a person as something they're not. But you see, there's this thing called 'acting'. And, since this is a digital representation of a person NOT INTENDED TO BE THE ACTOR, then I can't see any problem with how it's used. Especially since he's not a very distinctive person. If he was instantly recognisable from the image, and it was used as a slight against him, I'd understand it. But to get upset because you're a motion capture for a possibly gay character?
It's not him. It just looks like him. It has no relation to him. It's Captain Shepard. It'd be like saying Gerard Butler is without a doubt a murderer because you saw him in Law Abiding Citizen once. Only...this is actually more far-fetched.
As I said before, the man's feeling should be respected, even if you don't agree with them. You obviously think he is over reacting, fine, that's your opinion. But it's not asking to much to respect the mans feelings.
 

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Volf said:
Vault101 said:
Volf said:
Rainboq said:
That's rape, not homosexuality. Homosexuality is simply being attracted to another of the same sex, how one acts based on that has nothing to do with homosexuality itself, but rather the individuals past experiences.

And why not, what's wrong with a phallus?
You made a sweeping generalization that homosexuality has never hurt anybody, I called bs because it has(i.e. people have committed crimes because of it). Now I'm not saying that all homosexuals are bad people(because their not) just that it is ignorant of you to say that no homosexual has ever hurt anybody because their homosexual.
bi?
I didn't make a comment about the option for being gay, I made a comment about a sweeping generalization.
well you seem to have a problem with the whole thing

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secretsantaone said:
Foot fetishists are fairly common too, do we need a foot sex scene?
Damn it! Stop with the fetish suggestions or you will get me banned from this forums!

Also for me is like having a vegetarian dish in the menu, I will probably skip it because buying veggies in a fine restaurant is for suckers, but always nice to see it.
Not if it comes at the expense of a poorer quality game.
for fucks sake...its not going to ruin the game...in previous games you could bang aliens now if that didnt ruin the game (which surprise surprise it didnt) then I dont see how shepard having a 30 second scene with another man is going to ruin the game
 

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370999 said:
Thanks, with your totally called for, clever and non-condescending approval I can now live my life to it's fullest! Aces to that!

You should feel as good about yourself as you think you should. You deserve it. :) Really, a class act!
Err.. I did find it funny. Like what you said, I laughed at. I'm sorry if ti came off the other way.
 

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Not if it comes at the expense of a poorer quality game.
Which is why this game shouldn't have gotten it, because it IS freaking retconning and retcons are cheap. But if the next Bioware game includes gay options from the beggining of the arc of the character, what would be the problem?
 

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Volf said:
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*stands up, begins slow clap*
Bravo, sir. Bravo
Agreed. And let us all thank the gods for Jim Sterling. ^^

Exterminas said:
I never really understood what the deal was about Bioware and their over-the-top-commitment to straight relationships. Femshep boning Lizard-Men is alright, but Lesbians are unholy?
Actually, it isn't Bioware's fault. They tried to have homosexual options in ME1 (the code is still in there, half done) but the guy who did the motion capture for Male Shep (some sort of Underwear model, I believe?) threw a hissy fit about anything "gay" being associated with him and threatened to not let them use his face for Shepard if they made it possible for Male Shep to be gay.

Unable to have gay Male Shep, Bioware removed Ashley from Femshep's options to make things fair.

They tried again in ME2 (again, the options are in the code, but unfinished) but hit the same wall from Mr. Underpants model.

However, since ME3 is the last game with Shepard in it, they no longer have to give a fuck about pissing Mr. Underpants off. Hence the gay options in ME3.

LazyAza said:
If I had my way my femshep would be whoring herself out to just about everyone on the normandy. She's already banged Liara and Garrus. lol
My Femshep is actually pretty specific about only dating one girl at a time (she's gay - Liara, Kelly, and (hopefully) Tali... or maybe Liara again, I can't decide).

However, my Male Shep is a total slut. Too bad you're only allowed to sleep with one crew member per game (unlike, say, Dragon Age) because, if he could, my Male Shep would work his way through every female crew member and half of the men too.

I played my Male Shep as my male DA:O character and managed to sleep with all four romancable party members before the end. I ended with Morrigan because he and she fit so well together. Also, it was hilarious when Leliana suspected I was cheating on her. I kept her happy on total bullshit while continuing to sleep with Morrigan. My Male Shep/Hero of Fereldin is a total Renegade bastard. ^^ I love him.
yeah its completely a "hissy fit" if you are uncomfortable doing something that isn't part of your sexuality. /sarcasm
Except he's not doing something. A virtual man that looks like him is doing that something.
He still has a right to decide how he is depicted, people don't have to agree with his choice, but they should respect it.
It's not him, though. It's Shepard.
It's still his image, and he should have final say over that. Actually if Bioware really want this option in the first game, why not just get a model that was ok with it?
Then identical twins should control what the other appears in.
You really don't think it's a bit petty to be upset that a virtual man who merely LOOKS like you happens to possibly have a taste for cock?
No I don't think its wrong for a person to have human feelings about how their digital image is being depicted.

Its just like if (hypothetically) the model Jacqui Ainsley didn't like being portrait as a women willing to use her body, I wouldn't try to minimize her feelings.
That's totally different. That's portraying a person as something they're not. But you see, there's this thing called 'acting'. And, since this is a digital representation of a person NOT INTENDED TO BE THE ACTOR, then I can't see any problem with how it's used. Especially since he's not a very distinctive person. If he was instantly recognisable from the image, and it was used as a slight against him, I'd understand it. But to get upset because you're a motion capture for a possibly gay character?
It's not him. It just looks like him. It has no relation to him. It's Captain Shepard. It'd be like saying Gerard Butler is without a doubt a murderer because you saw him in Law Abiding Citizen once. Only...this is actually more far-fetched.
As I said before, the man's feeling should be respected, even if you don't agree with them. You obviously think he is over reacting, fine, that's your opinion. But it's not asking to much to respect the mans feelings.
I just think he should chill out, is all I'm saying.