Yeahh... When you put more effort into defending it, than the guy who gets paid to say something about it.Iron Criterion said:
Then it becomes that defending your creepy hobby is a creepy hobby in itself.
Jimquisition: Monster Boobs And Plastic Children
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Then it becomes that defending your creepy hobby is a creepy hobby in itself.
For some reason, I am unsurprised that Jim has a Fleshlight to trap Fantasy Willem Defoe in.
Although some of the footage used in this episode stirred feelings in me that I haven't felt for a while... I really want to go play a fighting game now.
I wonder how much that new Tekken is...
Although some of the footage used in this episode stirred feelings in me that I haven't felt for a while... I really want to go play a fighting game now.
I wonder how much that new Tekken is...
Jim Sterling "In some cultures, they like to mutilate the genitalia of little girls, a BOO~HOO :'{ [...] Also, I like Porn ...A LOT!"Jimothy Sterling said:
And in other cultures they like to mutilate the genitalia of all their newborn males ...but that's probably besides the point.
Also, you watch PORN?! On The INTERNET?!!! ...how DESPICABLE >:[
Do you realize that most of the "models" you see in smut on the net are probably victims of human trafficking and modern-day slavery? Huh? DID YOU?!!!
Personally I'd take virtual porn any day over filmed smut.
Not only is it morally justifiable, i.e. there are no real people whoring themselves out for your viewing pleasure ...but it's also considerably easier on the eyes.
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Unless you like to watch guro-scat-mindbreak-shota-loli-tentacle Hentai. In which case... you're still not hurting anybody. You're just being a creepy bastard and an utter failure of a human being in the privacy of your own home, without actually condoning or supporting any of that shit.
The only movie I saw was Strong World (which again, is genuinely good) but yeah I remember a lot of ridiculous Nami fan service in there too.Paragon Fury said:
My favorite argument so far has been "You don't like boobs" as if that's what the DoA girls have.
Fascinatingly in-depth and serious responses to my frankly ludicrous video though. Interesting stuff.
Fascinatingly in-depth and serious responses to my frankly ludicrous video though. Interesting stuff.
Which one looks more like a child below? I think you've bitten off more than you can chew. You've focused so much on a single hair (the face) you've missed the whole Gorilla. Regardless of breasts, face, shading, coloring, even movement, no one looks at these models and says "oh what a hot looking child". Whether you think it or not THAT'S what your implying: DoA players like sexy children, and that's why there's so many comments. You know better. Much like a man midget doesn't look like a boy, the features (which include boobs) are part of what define the age.Jimothy Sterling said:
If you wanted to talk just about the face you wouldn't have directly assaulted Team Ninja with sensationalist overall comments. Your angry because their business model has shifted more to making money with boobs and your scrambling for ways to tear them down. Out of every angle you could have picked this is the most underhanded BS i've seen in a while.
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The DoA girl, to answer your question. A child with massive tits sewn on, which is the entire point of the creepiness.GrrWolfie said:
The rest is attempted mind-reading on your part, so I don't feel the need to answer that.
"Your angry because their business model has shifted more to making money with boobs and your scrambling for ways to tear them down."Jimothy Sterling said:
I retract the mind-reading comment, your right I got alil' pissy. :X
"Out of every angle you could have picked this is the most underhanded BS i've seen in a while."
This part is referencing the video, not relevant for your stance when you revealed it's just about the face. The video is up though and not many people are gonna see that reveal.
The rest holds true and regardless of if one looks younger than the other it's hard to disagree that they don't basically look the same age give or take a few years, that'd place both of them as "children" or early teen at best in your scope.
If you look at anime, you'll see that extreme-sized breasts with low-viscosity wave-motion physics attached to slender teenage females is kinda endemic to the "geek" entertainment (i.e. manga, anime, and video games) from Japan. I get disturbed by it, too, because real-life breasts, even extremely large ones, don't behave in the manner that is often portrayed (I can only guess that any woman would probably suffer a lot of pain if their breasts really did bounce and whip about to that degree). I'm not trying to excuse the portrayal, because it is completely unrealistic, but, I am saying that it's not just Team Ninja that does this.
It is true that, in general, human beings like sex (there may be a few that actually don't). We like having sex, we like thinking about sex, we like talking about sex, and we like being simulated by sexually provocative imagery and situations. But, there are healthy attitudes about sex, and there are unhealthy attitudes.
EDIT: Decided to remove the last statement in my comment. It was not as defensible and probably an attempt to read more into things that could be said, in general.
It is true that, in general, human beings like sex (there may be a few that actually don't). We like having sex, we like thinking about sex, we like talking about sex, and we like being simulated by sexually provocative imagery and situations. But, there are healthy attitudes about sex, and there are unhealthy attitudes.
EDIT: Decided to remove the last statement in my comment. It was not as defensible and probably an attempt to read more into things that could be said, in general.
allow me to summarize Jimmy's rage over boobs so we can stop having side-track arguements:
Jimmy wants more female characters in games that looks like skinny 9 years old boys instead of sexy women, because Jimmy can only get a "hard-on" when he is looking at 9 years old boys.
Jimmy wants more female characters in games that looks like skinny 9 years old boys instead of sexy women, because Jimmy can only get a "hard-on" when he is looking at 9 years old boys.
Didn't think too much of this episode, Jim. Most of it was spent on lecturing the doll, and you making displeased/disgusted noises. It was entertaining for 30 seconds or so, but then it grew old. You didn't really get into why Team Ninja is stupid, other than just quick surface comments. Also, the fleshlight thing struck me as odd, not particularly funny.
That said, I really like your stuff. They can't all be good episodes.
As for the topics brought up... I think really the worst thing Team Ninja ever did was get their hands on Metroid. Everything else is just juvenile garbage that I'm more than happy to ignore. Although their PR is entertaining. While Japanese culture is more open about sex, I'm pretty sure DoA isn't trying to represent their country's traditions. And if a game's "strongest" point is scantily clad women, then fans of that game are always going to want scantily clad women. Neither point justifies Team Ninja as just some producer trying to meet cultural and its fans demands. It's pandering for money.
That said, I really like your stuff. They can't all be good episodes.
As for the topics brought up... I think really the worst thing Team Ninja ever did was get their hands on Metroid. Everything else is just juvenile garbage that I'm more than happy to ignore. Although their PR is entertaining. While Japanese culture is more open about sex, I'm pretty sure DoA isn't trying to represent their country's traditions. And if a game's "strongest" point is scantily clad women, then fans of that game are always going to want scantily clad women. Neither point justifies Team Ninja as just some producer trying to meet cultural and its fans demands. It's pandering for money.
Sure those boobs are fake, just as fake as that silicone fleshlite, that doesn't stop us from sticking action figures in them now hmm? And if American actor Willem Dafoe can go on a murderous rampage killing every Panda on Earth I don't see why the plastic doll girls of DOA can't have creepy sexy time, logically when calculated the two are almost even. I'd talk more but I have to stare lovingly at socks with tears in them (I'm the admin of the user group nuts for socky tears).Jimothy Sterling said:
I don't really have more input into the subject than what Jim has to say, but...DVS BSTrD said:
What. The. Actual. Fuck. Why. Are. Her. Breasts. Wobbling. Around. Like. Jello.
I really want to know who found the bullet part sexy. On second thought, no I don't.
Is Jim telling us that a large set gay man with a burning desire for lean, muscular and hairless latex Ken dolls does not understand the appeal of a large-chested Barbie made out of glossy plastic?
No offense intended Jim, but people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
No offense intended Jim, but people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Wow. I consider myself an anime buff but..........wow. If boobs really did that, I would probably fear them. The whole scene........I can't imagine what the director's meeting was like lol. And someone actually told me to check this "anime" out. Glad I've been to busy to bother. As far as this goes for anyone who watches this, I have advice. Turn off your TV and go talk to a real girl. For your own sanity please. Hilarious upload to the original.teh_Canape said:
I think people are making a big deal out of nothing. Heaven forbid that Team Ninja doesn't kowtow to western audiences.
captcha: skynet is watching
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Hell, I won't even go so far as to judge people if they love tits that look and behave like over-filled water balloons.
Though I do admit, the blatant pandering does detract greatly from my experiences with their games.
Though I do admit, the blatant pandering does detract greatly from my experiences with their games.
