Just....Complain

[RanD00M]

My only friend in the world just got cheated on by her **** girlfriend (no that's not a typo)

That's harsh.Hope to your friend that she get's over it well,and not in grief.

 

[Julianking93]

My only friend in the world just got cheated on by her **** girlfriend (no that's not a typo)

That's harsh.Hope to your friend that she get's over it well,and not in grief.

She is fortunately. The worst part though is that her girlfriend cheated on her with a guy. A married guy no less.

But she's fine (I think :/). She's been making jokes about it all night about how much of a **** she is.

 

[BLOONINJA 503]

I think you need to give her the good ol' **** punt.

 

[Rawker]

Women. This one in particular is trying to throw my through a f*@king loop so many times it's not even funny. I ask her out on a date, and we were good friends at the time, so I didn't want things to be awkward. So when she asks if she can bring a friend, I figure, "Oh, well her friend will catch on and leave us be." But apparently her friend's a dyke or something and sits in between us at the movie.

I was talking with Girl (That's what I'll refer to it as for the rest of the rant.) later that week and the movie incident was brought up and she said "Oh, maybe we can go hang out some other time." So I try to set up another situation three times later I finally pose one that she can attend. I get the date and time set up and then she turns and says "Oh, I might not get to see a whole lot of you, I'm bringing a date." At this point I have achieved a level of misery and rage yet unachieved by man or machine. About a month later she comes up to me during a football game and starts acting like a cat who wants my attention by brushing up against me like four times and tries to make it look casual. I then get the pleasure of explaining to her that the girl standing in front of me was my girlfriend, and now she completely ignores my existance.

I still hang out with her sister who's still my friend. She has apologized for Girl's behavior and she says that it annoys her too.

I have since broken up with my girlfriend because she took everything so seriously and I apparently "didn't care enough" in the relationship, according to my family, who seems to be more involved in my relationships then I am.

Now I get to sit back and watch some dickhead emo-goth/thing date the possibly one girl that could ever understand me and still be around afterwards.

That feels alot better. And it's cheaper than therapy.

 

[Luke5515]

I get frustrated when people mess with my rug.

is that a big lebowski refrence?

 

[HT_Black]

I played The Legend of Zelda:Twilight Princess. That's enough to sour anyone's mood...

I liked it, not much for replay value though.

Each to his/her/its own.

 

[skitzo van]

I know a guy who acts like Megan Fox is the goddess of sex, he thinks I'm weird because I don't want to fornicate with her.

 

[ffxfriek]

No one should have to know what a bartholin abscess is, don't even google it, you don't want to know.

You HAD to say dont google you dont want to know because i googled that and got a picture of it in the search and now i have to purge my brain.

For me itd have to be my 15 day old PS3 slim YYoD on me. :/

 

[Desert Tiger]

I hate stairs
I hate hospitals
I hate helicopters
I hate elevators
I hate vans
I hate the water
I hate doctors
I hate lawyers
I hate cops
I hate airplanes
I hate small towns
I hate sewers
I hate vampires
I hate trainyards
I hate subways
I hate tunnels
I hate the woods
I hate the army
I hate Ayn Rand

 

[Darth Rahu]

What annoys me is how my body loves to betray me. Like making me sneeze so hard I shit myself while having indigestion.

I also can't stand it when people keep shoving games in my face and tell me to like them when they just come off as shallow or at best slightly enjoyable if only for the first hour.

I hate cash-in DVDs of fleeting movie trends. Honestly, I have to wade through so much movie fodder to just find something adequate in a local Blockbuster.

I hate whenever certain people attempt to sound smart by just regurgitating what they heard from others with absolutely no thought or input on their own part. Grow a fucking personality douchebags!!

I hate it when people post the stupidest videos on Youtube thinking they're smart or artsy. I'm looking at you Lolcat makers!

I hate people who find Lolcats funny and Youtube posters who get into the most retarded arguments over something that isn't even relative to the video!

I hate it when people can't let go of hold things and not embrace new ideas. I'm looking at you snobs of the new Sherlock Holmes movie!

Just to put the cherry on top, I hate Dwayne Johnson's movies. It's bad enough that he's a sell-out but now he's just turning into a joke. Seriously, a Tooth Fairy movie!? W T F!?

*is panting heavily*

Wow I needed to get that off my chest

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

Oh this is the new Jesus thread. We need to keep this around forever.

My best friend's boyfriend is in the way, I wish I was dating her.

The Avatar game sucks, while the movie might be the best thing since about 1920s, the time sliced bread went on market.

My best friend's friend,Stephanie, is a total ***** to me for no reason, even if i try to be nice.

I am always broke, until the time i get alittle money and the world wants to raise prices.

My best friend, the same one as above, is the most amazing girl on the planet, and her boyfriend is in the way of us ever being together.(I just wanted to stress that)

Best friend, ok I'll name her, Brittani, is slightly oblivious to me at times.

I start to go crazy when 'm not talking to her, or thinking about her.

I die easily in BF:BC for no reason.

My computer decided to not beleive in gaming anymore and all i can play is browser things, or VERYY laggy solitaire.

 

[brass munkey]

I hate it when my friends steal clever sayings of mine, or just use them to much.

I hate how my parents start arguments over the stupidest stuff.

I hate it when my friends spend an hour talking about their fantasy sports teams.

 

[Dr. Gorgenflex]

I have a sharp pain above my ass right now.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

I hate it when my friends steal clever sayings of mine, or just use them to much.

This too. but their not my friends...

I had alot more to complain about than i thought. although all of mine are probably all from about the past year total.

 

[MercurySteam]

Some people think it's weird that because I'm sick of buying the same games everyone else does (Halo 3 and AC2 for example) that getting Bayonetta Climax Edition is stupid. I just want to try some thing different..... with extras.

Nobody cared when I bought Brutal Legend.

 

[Knight Templar]

I hate rumors, even worse when they are hurtful or when some kind of news show/site/paper decides to report on it.

I hate lazy teachers, they ruin the work of the few teachers who care.

Hmmm, not sure where the discussion in this is, hopefuly it isn't just a thread full of pety annoyances and, lists.

i think people who use thermal on mw2 are pussies

Why?
If somebody has cold blooded on it makes their job harder, so that seems like a balanced aspect to me.

 

[FluffyNeurosis]

I hate Wikipeda , not for what it is but for how people treat it like its the library of Alexandria or something and use it to make points over legitimate published sources or even primary source documents.

I hate how guys always talk about sex and assume I care. I find it offensive that someone tried to get me to join the navy by saying I would get to fuck mad Australian bitches.

I hate that Dawn of War 2 sucked.

I hate that people dont know who Deng Xiaoping or Kim Il Sung were.

I hate how people automatically discount news sources because of a political slant, read more than one paper you retards!

I hate that ammo is so expensive right now >_<

I hate people who have the balls to tailgate me but dont have the balls to cross the double yellow line to pass. Fun fact, I'm more dangerous than a line of paint.

I hate un-funny trolls. So basically all the ones on the Escapist -_-