Just stupid! The things people believe!

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Cartophilus

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olicon said:
Hmm? It's a theorem? If so, then please point me to it so I can reeducate myself and also be able to point others to it as well.
By the way, have you ever heard of the guy who proved that all mathematical methods (not even theorem--that is based on what we considered is mathematical theorems/conjectures/methods/ASSUMPTIONS cannot be formally proven and hence not the "universal truth"? That one, I can look up for you. (Might take a while though. My prof was the one that mentioned it).
Are you talking about Kurt Gödel's incompleteness theorems? Gödel, Escher, and Bach had a lot of stuff on paradoxes so your professor might have mentioned that. One of the simpler ways to show the concept is that if you want to prove something, you have to prove the proof, and that proof, and so on. The Gödel theorem shows that math is inconsistent, although that really only affects its formal side. He managed to use the rules of the Principia Mathematica to turn the math back on itself and found that he could create a theory T which stated "I cannot be proven in theory T". This created a big paradox and showed some statements in math are neither true nor false (i.e. math is incomplete), which meant that we can't rely on math to be true. I think. I'm not really clear on the theorem's particulars. However, this all has about as much effect on practical math as the "0.999 = 1" theorems.

Anyway, I don't have much of a problem with most beliefs, since we still don't know particularly much. For a nice tie-in, Stephen Hawking used the incompleteness theorems to argue that since no formal system is complete, we can never be certain that we know absolutely everything. I'm surprised nobody's talked about solipsism yet, but that's probably for the best.

Edit: And while we're on the subject of global warming, a hotter summer will lead to a colder winter. If I'm not mistaken, the Ice Age occurred due to a slightly warmer summer and a slightly cooler winter. It doesn't require a particularly large effort to throw the Earth off of its cycle. Also, while it is true that animals produce methane, we aren't helping by massively farming cattle and pigs.
 

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I wonder about people who believe in Aliens. And not just any aliens, the UFO riding probe the Redneck Aliens. I wonder why everyone assumes that any Alien species we run into would automatically be more technologically advanced than we are. I expect that if we ever develop a means of spacetravel that we will be the ones probing aliens and abducting odd looking livestock on some alien planet. Or I suppose at least conquering their planet to take all their natural resources. That's a very human thing to do.
 

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DeathsAmbassador said:
A Haunting, on the Discovery channel, that shits on all the time and its hillarious how serious everyone takes it. But the acting is always funny to watch!

I've noticed that show only has people who already believe in ghosts or spirits as the victims. It's always either someone very religious, or a ghost hunter, or a priest who is being haunted. Wouldn't ghosts haunt people who don't believe in them too?

I've also noticed that usually the women on that show are actually very fat, but the people playing them in the reenactment are usually skinny and sometimes have different hair colors entirely.
 

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Sorry if this is mentioned, I didn't have time to search through everything.

Inedia and Breatharianism, appears to be some sort of spiritual practice (or as some might say: cult) fronted by (amongst others) someone called 'Jasmuheen' (Real name: Ellen Greve) who believe that the human body can subsist solely on the energy of sunlight and 'prana' (the vital life force in Hinduism). To quote 'Jasmuheen':
"I can go for months and months without having anything at all other than a cup of tea. My body runs on a different kind of nourishment."
She has also written a book: Pranic Nourishment ? Living on Light. It even won an award: The 2000 Ig Nobel Prize for Literature.

Apparently she has quite a few followers, although no one knows if they are consistantly the same followers.

Despite even being tested on this by doctors and failing (the test was stopped after she was over 11% dehydrated and doctors deemed her: "deluded"), she still maintains that the doctors conspired to discredit her and that the air was polluted which is why she began to effectively die.

Look up 'Jasmuheen', 'Breatharianism' and 'Inedia' on Wikipedia to see more. There is a whole host of information and details there. Some of her (frankly: also deluded) followers have actually died by trying this 'religion'.

EDIT: Oh, best bit: When interviewers interviewed her at her home, they found the house to be stocked full of food. She apparently dismissed this by saying that the food was for her husband.

Yeah OK love.
 

ElArabDeMagnifico

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Hey what's that group that believes pokemon are real and live in another dimension? Half the people who join are serious and the other half screws around with the serious half, probably the funniest stuff you'll see on a forum.

(Didn't read the thread, since it's asking for a religious bickering, but I just had to share this with you guys.)
 

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i'm still surprised that people believe that getting wet in the cold will lead to catching a cold.

even now, when confronted with the "How the hell does my temperature effect my ability to catch a virus?" question they now say that my immune system has to work harder in the cold to adjust to climate change, making you more susceptable....

wtf

so white blood cells, which are maintained at my internal core body temperature, have trouble responding to viruses when my hair is wet with cold water? so theoretically, cold + water = minor HIV symptoms?
 

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The reason people think that all aliens are smarter than us for some reason is that if we were to encounter aliens today they would have to be like a million years ahead of us just to reach our planet. I still don't get why people say they probe us. If they are supposed to be so smart can't they use some telepathic machine to see what's in our heads. I think they call those MRI's and CT scans. Hmmm makes you wonder.

Going with what limos said though, there's a flash movie on the homepage of newgrounds on that little t.v. that has a whole bunch of mini clips. It's an alien and he gets abducted by a caddilac that comes out of the sky and there's a whole bunch of astronauts and one holds up a tooth brush then sticks it up the aliens but. It's funnier than shit. Yes shit's hilarious.
 

werepossum

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Oh and I nearly forgot, people who get mad when others double or even triple post,

There again, I'm making seperate points, so what the hell!

What REALLY bugs me more than anything, tho, is the people who believe all this crap, about ghosts, and all immigrants have come to take our jobs and our women, and American Idol being the pinnacle of creativity, and Vin Diesel being an Oscar worthy actor and and and...*calms down*, seem to have the blissful happiness of ignorance, whereas I seem to get annoyed by just about everything short of having to breath in and out.

Its all so unfair!

I've shut up now....until I remember something else.
Um, of course illegal aliens are here to take our jobs. Were you under the impression that they came to admire our large asses and jiggly back fat? Experience our sparkling conversation and enjoy American Idol? They want jobs and places to live with more wall structure and less rat feces, which also requires they take our jobs. (As to our women, I hear they are free creatures now who can pick and choose who they want to be with. If a woman chooses to be with an illegal alien, it's no skin off my nose.)

Actually, as an engineer I don't have to worry about my job until the Indians or Koreans start immigrating in large numbers. And I prefer Vin Diesel (who always plays Vin Diesel) to Denzel Washington (who always plays Denzel Washington), personally. (Did you notice that I love parentheses too?)
 

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werepossum said:
Um, of course illegal aliens are here to take our jobs.
Technically, it's not true. They're here to take the jobs even WE won't, because they're desperate for something better.
 

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werepossum said:
Um, of course illegal aliens are here to take our jobs.

just jobs, not anyones job, just jobs.

if i may:



authors link is on the picture., and i think you can see the fallacy of the concept without me pointing it out... or i hope you can.
 

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FangsFirst said:
werepossum said:
Um, of course illegal aliens are here to take our jobs.
Technically, it's not true. They're here to take the jobs even WE won't, because they're desperate for something better.
Actually, their here to take jobs that we WOULD, but won't for below minimum wage. The belief that Americans wont take these jobs is incorrect. When a big group of illegals was rounded up, there was a large turnout to replace these jobs. Illegal Aliens work for below minimum wage, because the employer can pay them it and they cant complain. They live well below the poverty line because of this, and the employers wont hire an American who would work for minimum wage, costing more than the illegal.
 

werepossum

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Soulfein said:
FangsFirst said:
werepossum said:
Um, of course illegal aliens are here to take our jobs.
Technically, it's not true. They're here to take the jobs even WE won't, because they're desperate for something better.
Actually, their here to take jobs that we WOULD, but won't for below minimum wage. The belief that Americans wont take these jobs is incorrect. When a big group of illegals was rounded up, there was a large turnout to replace these jobs. Illegal Aliens work for below minimum wage, because the employer can pay them it and they cant complain. They live well below the poverty line because of this, and the employers wont hire an American who would work for minimum wage, costing more than the illegal.
The idea that illegal aliens work for less than minimum wage is untrue for the vast majority I've encountered. For instance, the La-Z-Boy plant in the town in which I grew up was number one in the country for years in both quality and productivity, and was the best paying factory work in the area. You were paid by the piece, so if you really hustled and did good work (since re-work or quality rejects takes lots of time) you could make $18 to $28 an hour. Then the factory began firing workers just short of thirty years (saving a ton on pensions) and began hiring illegals for $7.50 an hour, no insurance. Productivity and quality both went to hell, to the point that much of the work has been shifted to other plants and overall hiring has dropped. (These men are not furniture builders, largely don't speak English, and can't read plans - but they're very hard workers.) Even if each chair takes four times as long to build, as long as quality is sufficient to sell them then the company makes more money.

Drywallers in our area made about $18 an hour when I began architectural engineering fifteen years ago; today they make $10 to $12 in most operations. Use to be most of the drywallers were white or black; now they are mostly Hispanic. Again, quality took a nosedive because these men weren't trained drywallers when they arrived here, and again, cannot read blueprints. Quality for the non-illegals has also taken a hit, because the contractors have to bid so low to get work and because many of the best simply moved to different fields of work.

There's a meat packing plant that was raided out west - it was in the news a few months back. The owner complained that he only hired illegals because Americans wouldn't do the work. But after that story hit five hundred Americans were lined up Monday morning to apply for $8 to $12 an hour jobs. It's the same way with construction laborers, landscapers, and other physical trades. Even Mexicans standing outside Lowes or Home Depot don't work for less than minimum wage - try hiring one. In our area it's $10 an hour for all day, $12 an hour for half a day, bugger off if it's less than half a day.

Even when I picked tomatoes and did other farm work, the migrant workers (mostly legal Mexicans at that time) got paid much better than we teenagers doing summer work. The only reason we got hired is because we worked cheaper, else farmers would hire grown, experienced workers. These people don't get hired so much because their wages are cheaper - they are, but not that much in a lot of cases - as because their indirect costs are so much lower, usually working off the books or as independent contractors. That eliminates roughly half the cost of employment, as the employer has to match social security, pay worker's comp insurance, and usually provide some sort of health insurance to get quality, hard-working people. With illegals you have hard-working people who can't complain, can't take you to court, can't demand breaks and health insurance safe working conditions and worker's comp. If an illegal gets hurt, the hell with him; the employer just hires another. (Worker's comp is extremely expensive to the employer, by the way.)

I don't actually subscribe to the Chuck Harder theory that the worker owns his job, but honestly, do you think jobs just magically pop into existence when an illegal crosses the border? Any job - ANY job - has its labor rate set at least partially by the number of people able and willing to do the job. Cheaper labor rates help society to some degree, since there is more money to invest and resource owners have more money to spend, but increasing the labor pool also lowers wages across the board. (Except, honestly, jobs like mine. The more money owners have, the more they build and renovate, and the more work I have. But even that's finite; as ordinary people earn less money, they have less to spend, so eventually the owners feel the squeeze as well.)

And the next time someone tells you illegals are taking jobs Americans won't do, ask if those jobs were advertised at $100 an hour. There are NO jobs Americans won't do, there are only jobs Americans won't do at that wage. For my money, breaking the law to hire an illegal because you "can't afford to pay that much" is no different from downloading an album or a movie because you "can't afford to pay that much."
 

Ultrajoe

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werepossum said:
And the next time someone tells you illegals are taking jobs Americans won't do, ask if those jobs were advertised at $100 an hour. There are NO jobs Americans won't do, there are only jobs Americans won't do at that wage. For my money, breaking the law to hire an illegal because you "can't afford to pay that much" is no different from downloading an album or a movie because you "can't afford to pay that much."
so make paying illegals the same as americans a top priority of the government, you can do it under the guise of 'universal rights for all americans'.

if you need to pay illegals the same...

Wheres the incentive to hire them?
 

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Ultrajoe said:
werepossum said:
so make paying illegals the same as americans a top priority of the government, you can do it under the guise of 'universal rights for all americans'.

if you need to pay illegals the same...

Wheres the incentive to hire them?
The same incentive as today - they'll do the same job for less money. The government can't set prices for every job - we tried that under Nixon for awhile, and the Soviet Union tried it for decades until it went broke. Government only sets a minimum wage. Eventually, if enough unskilled labor comes in, the vast majority of the population could be working for that government-mandated minimum wage simply because if any job can be filled by someone at minimum wage, a resource owner has no incentive to pay more. THEN there would be no incentive to hire an illegal, I suppose, but it's not a world I'm looking forward to. This could have some interesting effects, though. For instance, ditch diggers and garbage men would probably make more than minimum wage because if everyone makes the same, why take a dirty, hard physical job?

That would also crush productivity - why work harder if the next job pays almost the same - and non-required consumer goods (video games, computers beyond the $299 econobox, four-wheelers, etc.) would largely disappear because that kind of wealth requires capitalism and capitalism requires labor differentials to function.
 

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Well, it's nice to see that this thread has turned into the Random Argument Thread. Next topic: How feasible is the idea of a flying saucer?
 

Ultrajoe

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SeaCalMaster said:
Well, it's nice to see that this thread has turned into the Random Argument Thread. Next topic: How feasible is the idea of a flying saucer?
feasible as long as we have magnets and jumbo jets.