Justin Beiber to publish memoir at age 16.
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did anyone else think of this scene from south park when they read the OP?
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/164634
Because after reading those two provided articles I believe it's going to be an even better harvest next year.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/164634
Because after reading those two provided articles I believe it's going to be an even better harvest next year.
It's gonna be mindless pabulum, literary fanservice to girls with fifth-grade reading levels. And it'll sell like hotcakes. Can you blame the marketing handlers for exploiting their little flavor-of-the-week toy?
To hear some people tell it on the Internet, you'd think he was amending the US Constitution and the UN Declaration of Human Rights. The only thing you should be outraged about are the trees.
To hear some people tell it on the Internet, you'd think he was amending the US Constitution and the UN Declaration of Human Rights. The only thing you should be outraged about are the trees.
fact: 1 power metal band re- released 1 hit song in italy, and its a huge hit again. how did i know? internet? no. italian fwend? yes.
all the screamy girl idols are getting attention
all the screamy girl idols are getting attention
Hey!Sir Kemper said:
I will read your book
But really I quite condescend on Justin Bieber because I don't think he's pretty but more of a ladyboy.
Oh I can already see it now.
Chapter 1: Girls are icky.
Chapter 2: Why haven't I hit puberty yet?
Chapter 1: Girls are icky.
Chapter 2: Why haven't I hit puberty yet?
Dude, you look like Russell Howard. That's awesome.Tagball said:OMG! Justin, I love him! He's fantastic! By the way, OP, it's spelled BIEBER!
Here's a picture with Me & The Bieb
I'm just kidding, I hate his guts and he sucks down poopy juice.
Why can't I get my book published: Tagball's Crazy Las Vegas Adventure 4: Totally not a rip-off of The Hangover, but he can publish his?
This kid is worse:
I always felt that when celebs start releasing books they're either low on cash or losing public interest.
Also reminds me of the safe room conversation with Nick and Couch in L4D2.
"Who is this guy? I'm getting sick of looking at his face"
"In these parts, he is as famous as...Elvis...or the president"
"really? cos he looks like an asshole"
Also reminds me of the safe room conversation with Nick and Couch in L4D2.
"Who is this guy? I'm getting sick of looking at his face"
"In these parts, he is as famous as...Elvis...or the president"
"really? cos he looks like an asshole"
Well, I assume it will at least be brief. I mean, he's had a career or all of what? A year or so?
I would point out that his story doesn't really seem to have much merit. He lucked into a career and became an overnight sensation. Yes he had the talent and whatnot but is this really an interesting story?
Moreover, how dull would his "Behind the Music" special be? No paying his dues with the band at seedy venues and scraping by for the love of the music. No slow road to the top of the charts. No descent into the inevitable troubles that a life of fame and fortune tends to bring. No mention of a comeback attempt. To put it briefly the story has no drama. In my view, to tell such a story now would be a waste of effort because so much of the story has yet to play out.
Of course, I'm also aware that my view and the view of his fanbase are probably not the same.
I would point out that his story doesn't really seem to have much merit. He lucked into a career and became an overnight sensation. Yes he had the talent and whatnot but is this really an interesting story?
Moreover, how dull would his "Behind the Music" special be? No paying his dues with the band at seedy venues and scraping by for the love of the music. No slow road to the top of the charts. No descent into the inevitable troubles that a life of fame and fortune tends to bring. No mention of a comeback attempt. To put it briefly the story has no drama. In my view, to tell such a story now would be a waste of effort because so much of the story has yet to play out.
Of course, I'm also aware that my view and the view of his fanbase are probably not the same.
I am 16, I can probably write my memoir in 20 pages. But in Beiber's defense he should make as much money as he can before the he stops being a fad.
