"Justin Beiber to star in remake of Back To The Future"

[paragon1]

BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS! I think I popped a blood vessel when I read the title of this thread...

*Deep breath, calms down*

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go change my pants now.

Also, don't you dare ever do anything like that again, EVAR.

Is it okay if I start using "BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS!" in my day-to-day life?

No.

Only a truely mind-blowing discovery of epic proportions is worthy of such a proclamation.

However, were you to encounter such an event... Well, using it then would be appropriate.

So "By the tits of my ancestors" can only be used in those situations? Ok great! Now I have a new exclamation to use! "Jesus titty fucking christ" was getting old and needs a break!

OT: Uwe Boll announced as director of Red Dead Redemption movie

*cries till dehydrated, drinks to the point of alcohol poisoning, buys sniper rifle and learns his schedule*

*slaps*
Get a hold of yourself man! You can't just go off and kill Uwe Boll with a sniper rifle!

You have to use fire, otherwise he'll just regenerate.

Right, right I forgot he's inhuman. Burn him, piss on the ashes,burn the ashes, use said ashes to make a John Marston statue....will this suffice?

Maybe...you should leave a motion detector inside the statue. Just in case.

 

[Spawny0908]

BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS! I think I popped a blood vessel when I read the title of this thread...

*Deep breath, calms down*

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go change my pants now.

Also, don't you dare ever do anything like that again, EVAR.

Is it okay if I start using "BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS!" in my day-to-day life?

No.

Only a truely mind-blowing discovery of epic proportions is worthy of such a proclamation.

However, were you to encounter such an event... Well, using it then would be appropriate.

So "By the tits of my ancestors" can only be used in those situations? Ok great! Now I have a new exclamation to use! "Jesus titty fucking christ" was getting old and needs a break!

OT: Uwe Boll announced as director of Red Dead Redemption movie

*cries till dehydrated, drinks to the point of alcohol poisoning, buys sniper rifle and learns his schedule*

Would "SWEET MOTHER MARY'S GLORIOUS TITS!" work in it's place?

I'd make an on-topic post, but I can't think of anything that could come even remotely close to beating the OP.

That'll do too! *thinks for a second*... all of these blasphemous sayings...I'm going to Hell aren't I?

 

[Spawny0908]

BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS! I think I popped a blood vessel when I read the title of this thread...

*Deep breath, calms down*

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go change my pants now.

Also, don't you dare ever do anything like that again, EVAR.

Is it okay if I start using "BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS!" in my day-to-day life?

No.

Only a truely mind-blowing discovery of epic proportions is worthy of such a proclamation.

However, were you to encounter such an event... Well, using it then would be appropriate.

So "By the tits of my ancestors" can only be used in those situations? Ok great! Now I have a new exclamation to use! "Jesus titty fucking christ" was getting old and needs a break!

OT: Uwe Boll announced as director of Red Dead Redemption movie

*cries till dehydrated, drinks to the point of alcohol poisoning, buys sniper rifle and learns his schedule*

*slaps*
Get a hold of yourself man! You can't just go off and kill Uwe Boll with a sniper rifle!

You have to use fire, otherwise he'll just regenerate.

Right, right I forgot he's inhuman. Burn him, piss on the ashes,burn the ashes, use said ashes to make a John Marston statue....will this suffice?

Maybe...you should leave a motion detector inside the statue. Just in case.

a motion detector that triggers an explosion...we can always make another statue...

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Thats exactly what this thread is about, Scary Thoughts.
Some sort of made up news story or celebrity gossip or whatever that would make you want to go outside, look up to the sky and scream.
For Example:
"Justin Beiber is to star in remake of Back To The Future". Christ I get shivers just saying that.
Your turn.

You scared the fuck out of me there. Jesus...

The fact that David Bowie isn't being mentioned in every day conversation anymore is shocking. His music is timeless, and I'm disappointed that so many teenagers haven't ever been interested in him.

nah, they're more interested in his knockoff clones:
Bieber and Gaga...
Bieber for his charming effect on women
and Gaga for the eccentricity

they just couldn't find a person who could fit it all like Bowie did

anyways... yeah here's a scary thought "Nintendo buys out Microsoft and Sony's console divisions.... JRPGs and Wii Sports remakes announced as sole titles for next few years..."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, there's definitely something about Bowie, when I, a rather heterosexual man, call call him sex on legs. He's just got that quality about him; something you can't slather on with make-up, or media attention. Plus, he's British. (Being British always helps; we need more famous brits, aside from Steven Fry.)

The best androgynous singer ever.

OT: Steam is being permanently shut down. You will not have access to your games anymore.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Spoiler: Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus to remake Grease

http://www.celebuzz.com/justin-bieber-miley-cyrus-remake-s245151/

I don't even know why I hate that kid, but I do!

OT: My cat ate my sandwich! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

[Kitteh]

"Lindsey Lohan given Nobel Prize. Lohan asked what it was, and how much smack she could buy with it."

 

[Blemontea]

First Thoughts: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...
Reads Thread: Oh, sweet cool.
Looks down a bit to see that Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus are remaking Grease: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

OT: That every movie from the dawn of cinema to 1960 is going to be remade... by...Uvve Boll.

 

[Hiram88]

Man, if this was a month earlier, I would've totally made a Duke Nukem "Oh wait!" joke.

Jack Thompson for president. Campaign slogan: Fun shall be purged.

Cool avatar.

OT: Entire Michael Jackson musical catalog to be covered by the Jonas Bros.

 

[Diligent]

Jesus, OP nearly gave me a heart attack.
Kicking things off with a topic like that is like getting a hole-in-one in golf, then passing the driver and saying "now you try".
Don't know if it can be beat...unless...

Your girlfriend is pregnant.

 

[Kris015]

'This just in - a new parasite has been found that gives off microscopic air-borne eggs that, when breathed in, travel to a urethra and stay until they grow full-sized two days later, and begin to eat away at your insides.'

*shiver*

"Oh, Sausage Cat... My least favourite creation." - Sorry, had to say that ^^

OT: My scary thoughts are waaaaaaaay scarier than Justin Beiber being in the next Back to the Future... Actually so scary i can't even think of one.

 

[duchaked]

sees the thread's title
me inside:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[LogicNProportion]

The fact that David Bowie isn't being mentioned in every day conversation anymore is shocking. His music is timeless, and I'm disappointed that so many teenagers haven't ever been interested in him.

I pray every day that David Bowie will adopt me...and then make love to me.

The Justin Beiber news broke my heart...

And, well, mine:

"What do you mean stories can end sadly?" uttered by multiple people in my english class, when we were reading The Great Gatsby. So much of me died that moment...

Missed the point of the thread.

New answer: So, I noticed you have a pretty cool bedroom.

 

[duchaked]

Jesus, OP nearly gave me a heart attack.
Kicking things off with a topic like that is like getting a hole-in-one in golf, then passing the driver and saying "now you try".
Don't know if it can be beat...unless...

Your girlfriend is pregnant.

likewise with the heart attack (and my sister's a huge Back to the Future fan)

lol...if I had found out my [ex]girlfriend was pregnant...

 

[Instinct Blues]

The fact that David Bowie isn't being mentioned in every day conversation anymore is shocking. His music is timeless, and I'm disappointed that so many teenagers haven't ever been interested in him.

Its a sad fact of life that David Bowie is no longer relevant. I listen to his stuff everyday and find it sad that some people dismiss his music just because of how he dressed.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

You bastard. You can't just scare people like that.

"Ewe Boll is to take over all Mass Effect writing and plot design."

I think I just died a little thinking inside even thinking about that...

This is probably the worst media-related thing I can think of. That, or the idea that ME3 won't be one of the most incredible games that has ever existed or will ever exist.

...

I have very high expectations.

 

[MrNickster]

'Nintendo bought out by Sony-Colour in games strictly prohibited'

 

[BinkyStalls]

Thats exactly what this thread is about, Scary Thoughts.
Some sort of made up news story or celebrity gossip or whatever that would make you want to go outside, look up to the sky and scream.
For Example:
"Justin Beiber is to star in remake of Back To The Future". Christ I get shivers just saying that.
Your turn.

reported for misleading

 

[superbatranger]

That scared the shit out of me! I thought you were serious!

OT: This just in. The earth is going to blow up within the ne-

 

[tkioz]

Thats exactly what this thread is about, Scary Thoughts.
Some sort of made up news story or celebrity gossip or whatever that would make you want to go outside, look up to the sky and scream.
For Example:
"Justin Beiber is to star in remake of Back To The Future". Christ I get shivers just saying that.
Your turn.

God I almost died when I read the title of this thread. Bastage.

mmm so it has to frighten more then induce rage? How about Jack Thompson appointed to the US supreme court?