"Justin Beiber to star in remake of Back To The Future"

[Dr. wonderful]

Fred phelps becomes a space marine.

...

Think about that for a second.

Shit, how about he becomes Frank Horrigan from Fallout 2

Spoiler

 

[DethVanXan]

The fact that David Bowie isn't being mentioned in every day conversation anymore is shocking. His music is timeless, and I'm disappointed that so many teenagers haven't ever been interested in him.

It's worse then that, some don't even know who he is...

Anyway, "Lady Gaga announced to be human of the year".
"Justin Bieber stars in his own movie and video game".
And the most terrifying for me...
"Serj Tankian dies, justin bieber set to take his place in system of a down".
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Oh God ... I'm going to have nightmares about that now. The words "purging flame" spring to mind. Serj is irreplacable.

Although, I can imagine Shavo and Daron beating him senseless with their guitars... Mmmm...

I'd watch that. Serj is a pasifist, but even he would have to join (in ghost form). Just imagine Bieber trying to sing BYOB or Cigaro with his testosterone-free voice.

 

[Dusquad]

"George Lucas teams up with Michael Bay to present their remake of Serenity."

No no no no no no fuck you no no no...

If this were true I would probably run to the closest living thing and kill it...

 

[tmdude]

"Ewe Boll is to take over all Mass Effect writing and plot design."

I think I just died a little thinking inside even thinking about that...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mass Effect Movie is being directed by M Night..........

 

[mParadox]

A part of me died when i read the topic's title....then it was revived again...

 

[Dark Knifer]

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It still be funny cuase Serj could still hit the high notes better. Cigaro would be hillarious because everyone would just burst out laughing when he sings "My cock is much bigger then yours". The whole crowd, daron, savo and john rolling on the ground laughing... Then Serj would return and kick his ass off the stage.

 

[Siuki]

Oh, it isn't real. Good. Almost got me worried for a second.

OT: "President Jack Thompson passes global video game ban, destroys last copy of Half Life 2: Episode 3"

Worst day in history.

 

[Timotei]

"Christine o'donnel is elected US president! Sharen Angle is VP."
Can it get any scarier than that?

Then all we'd need to find Bin Laden is a cauldron, some cat fur, and the hair of a redheaded virgin...

 

[Starke]

House is replaced by Christopher Walken (Kills self)

What are you talking about? That would be awesome.

 

[cabalistics]

Miley Cyrus to star in Showgirls remake rated pg 13

 

[DethVanXan]

It still be funny cuase Serj could still hit the high notes better. Cigaro would be hillarious because everyone would just burst out laughing when he sings "My cock is much bigger then yours". The whole crowd, daron, savo and john rolling on the ground laughing... Then Serj would return and kick his ass off the stage.

Yeah, the only similarity I can see between Beiber and Serj is that they both have songs called "Baby". Serj's is poetic, meaningful and deep. Beiber's is him saying Baby for 3 minutes.

Keeping OT: Warhammer 40K film to be directed by Micheal Bay, focused mostly on the romance of a young nerdy guardsman and a hot but smart guardswoman. Rated PG 13

 

[Ldude893]

FOX gives The Simpsons 10 more seasons.

 

[Blind Sight]

Christ man, you almost gave me a heart attack with that Bieber comment.

My scary thought has already happened, they're remaking Videodrome and the guy who wrote Transformers 2 is penning the script. I'm going to need a lot of napalm for when that finally comes out.

 

[Spawny0908]

BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS! I think I popped a blood vessel when I read the title of this thread...

*Deep breath, calms down*

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go change my pants now.

Also, don't you dare ever do anything like that again, EVAR.

Is it okay if I start using "BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS!" in my day-to-day life?

No.

Only a truely mind-blowing discovery of epic proportions is worthy of such a proclamation.

However, were you to encounter such an event... Well, using it then would be appropriate.

So "By the tits of my ancestors" can only be used in those situations? Ok great! Now I have a new exclamation to use! "Jesus titty fucking christ" was getting old and needs a break!

OT: Uwe Boll announced as director of Red Dead Redemption movie

*cries till dehydrated, drinks to the point of alcohol poisoning, buys sniper rifle and learns his schedule*

 

[paragon1]

United States Annexes Canada, Tensions With China Continue To Mount"
...
And that's when I buy a bomb shelter.

 

[paragon1]

BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS! I think I popped a blood vessel when I read the title of this thread...

*Deep breath, calms down*

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go change my pants now.

Also, don't you dare ever do anything like that again, EVAR.

Is it okay if I start using "BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS!" in my day-to-day life?

No.

Only a truely mind-blowing discovery of epic proportions is worthy of such a proclamation.

However, were you to encounter such an event... Well, using it then would be appropriate.

So "By the tits of my ancestors" can only be used in those situations? Ok great! Now I have a new exclamation to use! "Jesus titty fucking christ" was getting old and needs a break!

OT: Uwe Boll announced as director of Red Dead Redemption movie

*cries till dehydrated, drinks to the point of alcohol poisoning, buys sniper rifle and learns his schedule*

*slaps*
Get a hold of yourself man! You can't just go off and kill Uwe Boll with a sniper rifle!

You have to use fire, otherwise he'll just regenerate.

 

[Spawny0908]

BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS! I think I popped a blood vessel when I read the title of this thread...

*Deep breath, calms down*

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go change my pants now.

Also, don't you dare ever do anything like that again, EVAR.

Is it okay if I start using "BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS!" in my day-to-day life?

No.

Only a truely mind-blowing discovery of epic proportions is worthy of such a proclamation.

However, were you to encounter such an event... Well, using it then would be appropriate.

So "By the tits of my ancestors" can only be used in those situations? Ok great! Now I have a new exclamation to use! "Jesus titty fucking christ" was getting old and needs a break!

OT: Uwe Boll announced as director of Red Dead Redemption movie

*cries till dehydrated, drinks to the point of alcohol poisoning, buys sniper rifle and learns his schedule*

*slaps*
Get a hold of yourself man! You can't just go off and kill Uwe Boll with a sniper rifle!

You have to use fire, otherwise he'll just regenerate.

Right, right I forgot he's inhuman. Burn him, piss on the ashes,burn the ashes, use said ashes to make a John Marston statue....will this suffice?

 

[BakaSmurf]

BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS! I think I popped a blood vessel when I read the title of this thread...

*Deep breath, calms down*

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go change my pants now.

Also, don't you dare ever do anything like that again, EVAR.

Is it okay if I start using "BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS!" in my day-to-day life?

No.

Only a truely mind-blowing discovery of epic proportions is worthy of such a proclamation.

However, were you to encounter such an event... Well, using it then would be appropriate.

So "By the tits of my ancestors" can only be used in those situations? Ok great! Now I have a new exclamation to use! "Jesus titty fucking christ" was getting old and needs a break!

OT: Uwe Boll announced as director of Red Dead Redemption movie

*cries till dehydrated, drinks to the point of alcohol poisoning, buys sniper rifle and learns his schedule*

Would "SWEET MOTHER MARY'S GLORIOUS TITS!" work in it's place?

I'd make an on-topic post, but I can't think of anything that could come even remotely close to beating the OP.

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Right, right I forgot he's inhuman. Burn him, piss on the ashes,burn the ashes, use said ashes to make a John Marston statue....will this suffice?

*Twitches* You... You fiend! You would dare to insult the legend known as John Marston by not only allowing the ashes of Uwe Boll anywhere near Marston's statue, but you would forge the statue out of Boll's very remains!? YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN BOLL!

BURN THE HERETIC! BURN BURN BURN!!!!