"Justin Beiber to star in remake of Back To The Future"

[Starke]

Bobby Kotick has just successfully staged a military coup of the United States of America Activision. The twat Our Glorious Leader has just nationalized the banking industry claiming untold millions for his personal coffers. He promises that he will carefully spend this only in ways that the citizens will be able to see.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Thats exactly what this thread is about, Scary Thoughts.
Some sort of made up news story or celebrity gossip or whatever that would make you want to go outside, look up to the sky and scream.
For Example:
"Justin Beiber is to star in remake of Back To The Future". Christ I get shivers just saying that.
Your turn.

When I read the title I actually yelled out "WTF." Then I saw the rest of your post and felt greatly relieved.
OT: Sarah Palin has managed to gain the majority support of Americans by knitting sweaters for them. It is likely she will be elected President by an almost unanimous USA populace.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Spoiler: Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus to remake Grease

http://www.celebuzz.com/justin-bieber-miley-cyrus-remake-s245151/

Oh wait.

Fuck no, just no, I..I, no.

Only one person can play Danny Zuko and that's John Travolta
Only one person can play Sandy Olsson and that's Olivia Newton John.
That movie is very close to my heart and if they create a pile of shit like that I WILL find who ever agrees to the idea and kill them.

OT:Radiohead have decided to break up, focusing on their own projects.
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait...so this is true? Please no.

 

[RedDeadFred]

crap I didn't mean to post again.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

That is all.

Edit: Oh. Oh, fuck! I.. oh god, you son of a *****. You had me going! D:<

 

[0p3rati0n]

Jack Bauer dying in season 8!

 

[Masterninjaz12]

PLEASE DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!

I was already having a bad day.
BTW: You should have saved this thread for Halloween or something, lol.

More like an April Fools joke would be more like it lol

 

[Angryman101]

The fact that David Bowie isn't being mentioned in every day conversation anymore is shocking. His music is timeless, and I'm disappointed that so many teenagers haven't ever been interested in him.

Always preferred Freddie Mercury to David Bowie, personality AND musically-wise.

 

[laststandman]

The fact that David Bowie isn't being mentioned in every day conversation anymore is shocking. His music is timeless, and I'm disappointed that so many teenagers haven't ever been interested in him.

I mention him in everyday conversation, but primarily based on the movie Labyrinth . Nevertheless, Bowie is incredible

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Thats exactly what this thread is about, Scary Thoughts.
Some sort of made up news story or celebrity gossip or whatever that would make you want to go outside, look up to the sky and scream.
For Example:
"Justin Beiber is to star in remake of Back To The Future". Christ I get shivers just saying that.
Your turn.

Wait, that's made up!? Thank you god that I don't technically believe in. Anyone should be shot if they even think of remaking those movies, let alone cast him in it...

 

[HT_Black]

Hollywood announces bioshock movie to be made...for a pg-13 audience.

Okay, that means it has to censor...what, exactly? One set of tits or something?

As for me, I would swear of cinema once and for all the second I heard that that...one thing that has the initials KnKB was recieving a big screen adaptation. No, I'm serious. I would never watch another movie ever again.

 

[lacktheknack]

I laughed. Hard.

 

[The3rdEye]

Peewee Herman to star in live action movie based on God Of War series.

 

[WanderingFool]

Thats exactly what this thread is about, Scary Thoughts.
Some sort of made up news story or celebrity gossip or whatever that would make you want to go outside, look up to the sky and scream.
For Example:
"Justin Beiber is to star in remake of Back To The Future". Christ I get shivers just saying that.
Your turn.

Oh... ummm... yeah. These arent jumprcables and thumb-screws, I wasnt going to do anything, I swear... I think I better go lay down...

 

[Ossum]

News Flash! Canadian Prog Rock band Rush had disbanded! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

*jumps off of multiple cliffs in endless parallel universes*

So no more chihuahua yelping into the microphone, then? That sounds like a plus to me.

 

[MrGalactus]

George Lucas has 45 minute fistfight scene entitled "The Ultimate Climax" with Steven Spielberg in the upcoming Star Wars 7, which is scheduled to be released on the 23rd of October 2010, and is only available on Sony UMD. In the movie there are also 2 chewbaccas, another new death star, and Leia is evil, but only because she's under the spell of an evil wizard. The fight is reportedly set on the planet Alderan, and according to Lucas, the climax of the critically acclaimed series will be what the series has been leading upto throughout all the movies, which of the two is best at pinball.

 

[Death God]

"All games are killing children's brain cells and are banned from all countries."
Oh, the humanity!!

 

[Vault101]

Half life episode 3 becomes the new duke nukem forever...

 

[Double A]

New release Call of Duty: Modern warfare 7 isn't shit.

Blasphemy.

Edit: Bobby Kotick elected for President.

*kills self*

Bobby Kotick? You're worried about Bobby Kotick becoming president?

Jack. Thompson.