"Justin Beiber to star in remake of Back To The Future"

[TundraStalax]

Thats exactly what this thread is about, Scary Thoughts.
Some sort of made up news story or celebrity gossip or whatever that would make you want to go outside, look up to the sky and scream.
For Example:
"Justin Beiber is to star in remake of Back To The Future". Christ I get shivers just saying that.
Your turn.

You already won the thread it seems...

 

[Zeroththeking]

House is replaced by Christopher Walken (Kills self)

 

[Free Thinker]

Firefly is being started up again!
But it's directed by Michael Bay and funded by Fox News.

 

[Pegghead]

Well, Michael J. Fox actually used to get picked on himself when he was a teen hearthrob.

The big question here is whether Justin Bieber can act, and so far he hasn't proven that he can't.

I personally don't think that it's a great idea, since I don't think anyone could remake those movies given that they are somewhere between classics and cult classics (being a little too mainstream to argue a cult following).

That said, a Justin Bieber is exactly the kind of person you'd ned to play a Marty Mcfly and frankly I can't think of any young pretty boy types out there that aren't hated, who could step into the role.


I'm not a Bieber fan, but as I've gotten older my perspective has changed. Many years ago I hated Leonardo Dicaprio, and felt he was a cruddy actor whose only abillty was being attractive to teen girls for some unfathomable reason. As time went on however he showed that he really was amazingly talented, and right now I consider him being in a movie a major selling point because I know he can act really, really well in a variety of roles, and is more than capable of carrying a movie on his shoulders.

Mate, the title was a joke. It was an example of horrifying headlines of which posters should add to this thread.

For example: FRED given spot on the Hollywood walk of fame alongside Meekakitty and Ray William Johnson.

Hollywood announces bioshock movie to be made...for a pg-13 audience.

Okay, that means it has to censor...what, exactly? One set of tits or something?

As for me, I would swear of cinema once and for all the second I heard that that...one thing that has the initials KnKB was recieving a big screen adaptation. No, I'm serious. I would never watch another movie ever again.

What's KnKB?

 

[ShatterPalm]

we're all gonna die.

 

[Zeroththeking]

John Cena stars in remake of Fred movie.................................. As Fred.

 

[kotorfan04]

FFS Man, don't say stuff like that in a title, you just send a thousand fanboys to their deaths. Either that or a thousand fanboys are now looking to kill Justin Bieber. Either way the blood is on your hands. Honestly I can't think of anything worse than that at the moment...
Oh wait: "George Lucas to remake original Star Wars trilogy for modern audiences, will destroy outdated copies shortly thereafter."

 

[blankedboy]

Half life 2 episode 3 is coming out.
let the trolling commence

THE IRONY

Anyways...

'I'm cancelling development on Minecraft.'

 

[kotorfan04]

House is replaced by Christopher Walken (Kills self)

If we could change that so it would star both Hugh Laurie AND Christopher Walken, that would be one awesome show.

 

[Hawk eye1466]

"Justin Beiber is to star in remake of Back To The Future".

if that happens i will personally burn bieber and all the film i cant let this happen!
whos with me!?

oh wow i feel silly now i didnt read the entire thing thank god its not true you scared me for a second

 

[RootbeerJello]

'This just in - a new parasite has been found that gives off microscopic air-borne eggs that, when breathed in, travel to a urethra and stay until they grow full-sized two days later, and begin to eat away at your insides.'

*shiver*

Well fuck. Can't really top that.

People from the internet are enering the real world. That's a creepy one.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 3 is announced.

Spoiler

Head Writer: George Lucas

Spoiler

Developers: Bethesda

Spoiler

Plot: Exploring the culture of the ancient Gungans with an ancestor of Jar Jar.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

When I read that title, I instantly tried to figure out which was heavier: My love for BTTF, or my hate for Bieber. Thankfully now I won't have to choose.

 

[Eijarel]

FFFFFFF!!! if thats true T^T

 

[marioandsonic]

Spoiler: Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus to remake Grease

http://www.celebuzz.com/justin-bieber-miley-cyrus-remake-s245151/

Oh wait.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

Give me a minute to recover from the stroke I just had.

 

[scorptatious]

The politicians have their way and video games are now banned in the U.S.

 

[DethVanXan]

The fact that David Bowie isn't being mentioned in every day conversation anymore is shocking. His music is timeless, and I'm disappointed that so many teenagers haven't ever been interested in him.

It's worse then that, some don't even know who he is...

Anyway, "Lady Gaga announced to be human of the year".
"Justin Bieber stars in his own movie and video game".
And the most terrifying for me...
"Serj Tankian dies, justin bieber set to take his place in system of a down".
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Oh God ... I'm going to have nightmares about that now. The words "purging flame" spring to mind. Serj is irreplacable.

OT: George Lucus announces remake of the original Star Wars trilogy to fit in better with the prequel trilogy.
Just think of it ... JarJar Binks returns ...

 

[Xskills]

Somebody go get the defibrillator...

 

[Dark Knifer]

The fact that David Bowie isn't being mentioned in every day conversation anymore is shocking. His music is timeless, and I'm disappointed that so many teenagers haven't ever been interested in him.

It's worse then that, some don't even know who he is...

Anyway, "Lady Gaga announced to be human of the year".
"Justin Bieber stars in his own movie and video game".
And the most terrifying for me...
"Serj Tankian dies, justin bieber set to take his place in system of a down".
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Oh God ... I'm going to have nightmares about that now. The words "purging flame" spring to mind. Serj is irreplacable.

Although, I can imagine Shavo and Daron beating him senseless with their guitars... Mmmm...