"Justin Beiber to star in remake of Back To The Future"

[Gunjack65]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...........................................!

I hope to dear god this isn't true! Man he be tolling us!

Dont Panic, It aint true. It was mearly a example of a scary though.
It also had the side effect of bringing in a shitload of hits, christ I'm evil.

 

[FinalDream]

We'll see Duke Nukem Forever before Half Life 2 Episode 3...oh wait

 

[soilent]

Thats exactly what this thread is about, Scary Thoughts.
Some sort of made up news story or celebrity gossip or whatever that would make you want to go outside, look up to the sky and scream.
For Example:
"Justin Beiber is to star in remake of Back To The Future". Christ I get shivers just saying that.
Your turn.

Seeing as how Time Travel Causes Parkinson's, I'm all for this, Maybe he can actually sing once he's dying.

 

[Wardnath]

"Ewe Boll is to take over all Mass Effect writing and plot design."

I think I just died a little thinking inside even thinking about that...

I see that and raise you this...

Spoiler

Friederg and Seltzer announce development of Space Movie.

Probably shouldn't've given 'em that idea. Oh well.

 

[Nouw]

Damn it I actually posted that on facebook!

"The Escapist has been shutdown." A part of me would die if that was true.

 

[Wardnath]

I got more.

Behemoth frontman Nergal dies of leukaemia complications.

Michael Atkinson running for Prime Minister of Australia. (teehee)

 

[Madara XIII]

MUDAFUCKA Don't ever mention that again!!! O__O

"Uwe Boll gains rights to make Metal Gear Solid Movie"

^ Millions upon Millions will riot

 

[Romblen]

All video games must now be brought before a board to see if the sale of the game will be allowed. It will be judged on whether or not it's art, how it portrays America, and it's educational value. The board will be made up of Jack Thompson and Roger Ebert.

Mass Effect 3 will not be as dark as Mass Effect 2, in fact, the Normandy will be covered in Hello Kitty stickers.

 

[Madara XIII]

The fact that David Bowie isn't being mentioned in every day conversation anymore is shocking. His music is timeless, and I'm disappointed that so many teenagers haven't ever been interested in him.

nah, they're more interested in his knockoff clones:
Bieber and Gaga...
Bieber for his charming effect on women
and Gaga for the eccentricity

they just couldn't find a person who could fit it all like Bowie did

anyways... yeah here's a scary thought "Nintendo buys out Microsoft and Sony's console divisions.... JRPGs and Wii Sports remakes announced as sole titles for next few years..."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, there's definitely something about Bowie, when I, a rather heterosexual man, call call him sex on legs. He's just got that quality about him; something you can't slather on with make-up, or media attention. Plus, he's British. (Being British always helps; we need more famous brits, aside from Steven Fry.)

Let's put it this way, David Bowie is the ONLY man who can sparkle and still be straight......(Ignoring the rumors that he might have slept with Mick Jagger)

 

[BlumiereBleck]

The fact that David Bowie isn't being mentioned in every day conversation anymore is shocking. His music is timeless, and I'm disappointed that so many teenagers haven't ever been interested in him.

I share interest in the handsome ageless rocker!






I am dispointed how much people isnts on saying the 200 million is not worse then the 11 million in the 4th halocaust

 

[Klumpfot]

I got more.

Behemoth frontman Nergal dies of leukaemia complications.

"He shall conquer all no more."



My contribution to the thread:

"Switzerland successfully invades Germany, Italy, Austria: Europe pleads for action movie stars to return home."

EDIT: Holy crap! Nergal really is sick! I am sorry, mr. Darski!

 

[nub the samurai]

"Michael Bay to direct Half-Life movie"

title of the thread really scared me there for a moment

 

[FalloutJack]

Spoiler: Mwa ha haaa... Mwa ha ha ha ha ha haaa!!

 

[Altorin]

hehe... I doubt they'd ever make a new back to the future... they're making an adventure game (which I am definitely going to get in some fashion), but a new movie.. I doubt it would do well.. (See: The Karate Kid remake)

 

[DazBurger]

Gearbox: Oh yeah.. About Duke Nukem Forever... APRIL FOOL!

 

[RanD00M]

Behemoth frontman Nergal dies of leukaemia complications.

I know this is a "what if" thread. But don't talk about that shit. We don't want his leukaemia reading this post and decide to troll the fuck out of us.
Yes, I am implying that his cancer is sentient and has a computer.

OT: Well "Opeth front man killed in fatal car accident." would rattle me up. I would not be happy about having never been to an Opeth show.

 

[savageoblivi0n]

Spoiler: Mwa ha haaa... Mwa ha ha ha ha ha haaa!!

OMG....this has totally destroyed anything i may have been thinking of...

you win my friend....
you...
win...

 

[LittleChone]

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!
(jumps out window)

 

[Wardnath]

EDIT: Holy crap! Nergal really is sick! I am sorry, mr. Darski!

Hence why I said complications.

Spoiler

Turns out that chemo was effective after all, so that's something, I guess.

 

[Redratson]

Spoiler: Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus to remake Grease

http://www.celebuzz.com/justin-bieber-miley-cyrus-remake-s245151/

Oh wait.

You are fucking kidding me.

Normally I don't give two shits about something like this, but Bieber AND Cyrus remaking fuckin' GREASE???

WHY GOD WHY?!?!?! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?!!??!?!?!

ot: WHY GOD WHY!?!!??!?!?! What on earth can any good come out of this?!!? *prepares noose and hopes it isn't to be*