"Justin Beiber to star in remake of Back To The Future"

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linkzeldi

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Ekonk said:
ManaAdvent said:
Oh wait.
You are fucking kidding me.

Normally I don't give two shits about something like this, but Bieber AND Cyrus remaking fuckin' GREASE???
*Banging head against wall*
Not only would they be ruining a good movie, but the inevitable remakes of the grease songs would be played on end.

Despair! Beiber thinking he has an ounce of charisma compared to John Travolta has left me in despair

They're turning Green Hornet into a comedy starring Seth Rogan. Oh wait.
 

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Gunjack65 said:
Thats exactly what this thread is about, Scary Thoughts.
Some sort of made up news story or celebrity gossip or whatever that would make you want to go outside, look up to the sky and scream.
For Example:
"Justin Beiber is to star in remake of Back To The Future". Christ I get shivers just saying that.
Your turn.
Jesusballs, this topic scared the everloving shit out of me. Great way to draw attention to a thread, though.

Hmm, for me, it'd probably be something like this: "Shia LaBeouf is to star as Jack in the upcoming Bioshock movie". God help us if this happens...
 

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linkzeldi said:
Ekonk said:
ManaAdvent said:
Oh wait.
You are fucking kidding me.

Normally I don't give two shits about something like this, but Bieber AND Cyrus remaking fuckin' GREASE???
*Banging head against wall*
Not only would they be ruining a good movie, but the inevitable remakes of the grease songs would be played on end.

Despair! Beiber thinking he has an ounce of charisma compared to John Travolta has left me in despair

They're turning Green Hornet into a comedy starring Seth Rogan. Oh wait.
Wait, this is REAL?! Shiiiiiiit...
 

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XinfiniteX said:
Gunjack65 said:
Thats exactly what this thread is about, Scary Thoughts.
Some sort of made up news story or celebrity gossip or whatever that would make you want to go outside, look up to the sky and scream.
For Example:
"Justin Beiber is to star in remake of Back To The Future". Christ I get shivers just saying that.
Your turn.
son of a *****...! I freaked out when I saw the thread title!
i was smiling...then i read the title...i was going to smack OP...like..smack him then throw his ass into the basement...hey...can we throw the beaver kid into the basement?
 

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"Runescape knocks World of Warcraft off of the MMO throne in the top 10 MMO's list."

If Justin Beiber actually WAS going to be in a Back to the Future remake, my comment would probably already have happened.

Oh also "George Lucas greenlights the production of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes back AGAIN."
 

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Ekonk said:
ManaAdvent said:
Oh wait.
You are fucking kidding me.

Normally I don't give two shits about something like this, but Bieber AND Cyrus remaking fuckin' GREASE???


That is a horrible, horrible idea. Should it be made I shall loathe its existence.

OT: Pokemon re-released but with the Pokemon voices eliminated and replaced by chanting their names (voice acting from the anime). The horror!
 

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Gerrawn said:
JESUS CHRIST! I GOT A HEARTATTACK WHEN I READ THE NAME OF THE THREAD. Okay, new rule and I'm serious about this: No one should ever, EVER, make up something like this ever again!
I second that. My reaction was "WHAT SHIT IS THIS!?!"

OT: Okay, scary thoughts...ummm..."Gamers Lose Supreme Court Case" & "Fred Phelps Elected President" are pretty fucking scary.
 

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God of War movie announced, made by Disney and rated PG-13.

When I read the topic I was like WTF IS DIS????!
 

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JaymesFogarty said:
The fact that David Bowie isn't being mentioned in every day conversation anymore is shocking. His music is timeless, and I'm disappointed that so many teenagers haven't ever been interested in him.
If it helps you cope, I referenced Ziggy Stardust in a recent conversation, and I'm 19 years old.
 

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Well, Michael J. Fox actually used to get picked on himself when he was a teen hearthrob.

The big question here is whether Justin Bieber can act, and so far he hasn't proven that he can't.

I personally don't think that it's a great idea, since I don't think anyone could remake those movies given that they are somewhere between classics and cult classics (being a little too mainstream to argue a cult following).

That said, a Justin Bieber is exactly the kind of person you'd ned to play a Marty Mcfly and frankly I can't think of any young pretty boy types out there that aren't hated, who could step into the role.


I'm not a Bieber fan, but as I've gotten older my perspective has changed. Many years ago I hated Leonardo Dicaprio, and felt he was a cruddy actor whose only abillty was being attractive to teen girls for some unfathomable reason. As time went on however he showed that he really was amazingly talented, and right now I consider him being in a movie a major selling point because I know he can act really, really well in a variety of roles, and is more than capable of carrying a movie on his shoulders.
 

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I literally screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" when I read this. Don't do that.
Upcoming Godzilla remake given to George Lucas.
 

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Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 3 is announced.

Head Writer: George Lucas
Developers: Bethesda
 

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Halo 6 absolutley astounding despite not changing any gameplay whatsoever and continuing its tradition of balancing the entire game on its multiplayer feature