"Justin Beiber to star in remake of Back To The Future"

[Squeaky]

George Lucas to direct Half Life movie."why dont we have ewoks instead of headcrabs and it be set in a galaxy far far away" YOU MANIAC YOU FUCKED IT UP ! *jumps on a light saber*

 

[Nieroshai]

Id probly become shellshocked NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

alright, that was unexpected...

I expected a flame war on the "Uwe Boll is not that bad, he just needs a little polish" stuff

If they say that... KILL THEM
We will be better off.

 

[Hayate_GT]

Thats exactly what this thread is about, Scary Thoughts.
Some sort of made up news story or celebrity gossip or whatever that would make you want to go outside, look up to the sky and scream.
For Example:
"Justin Beiber is to star in remake of Back To The Future". Christ I get shivers just saying that.
Your turn.

dude...dont fucking do that...geez you scared the shit outa me...

 

[Squeaky]

Id probly become shellshocked NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

alright, that was unexpected...

I expected a flame war on the "Uwe Boll is not that bad, he just needs a little polish" stuff

no i was on about the PC becoming a dead platform

 

[loppopoo]

"George Lucas to make 3 more sequels to Star Wars."

 

[Reaper69lol]

Thats exactly what this thread is about, Scary Thoughts.
Some sort of made up news story or celebrity gossip or whatever that would make you want to go outside, look up to the sky and scream.
For Example:
"Justin Beiber is to star in remake of Back To The Future". Christ I get shivers just saying that.
Your turn.

Damn man, you had me going there for a second......
Lets see my turn "Jack Thompson is now in control of video game industry" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

 

[cabalistics]

Tom Cruise to star in Sigmunde Fruede biopic

Rupert Grint cast as new Bond

 

[Fenra]

"Michael Bay to direct Bioshock movie"

nooooooo!!!!!

 

[tomvw]

"Activision buys Valve, charges monthly subscription fee for Steam"

Despair!!

 

[Starke]

"Ewe Boll is to take over all Mass Effect writing and plot design."

I think I just died a little thinking inside even thinking about that...

Oh good. Maybe there is hope for the series.

Spoiler: Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus to remake Grease

http://www.celebuzz.com/justin-bieber-miley-cyrus-remake-s245151/

Oh wait.

You are fucking kidding me.

Normally I don't give two shits about something like this, but Bieber AND Cyrus remaking fuckin' GREASE???

That's got to be a fake. Why hire a girl to replace John Travolta?

Whats scarier is the possiblity of an Alien remake. Oh god would that suck.

Then cry. It is being remade. Ridley Scott is making a new one that relates to the original film. No marines this time.

Still not great news as Ridley Scott seems to have become unhinged over the last decade.

 

[teh_Canape]

Id probly become shellshocked NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

alright, that was unexpected...

I expected a flame war on the "Uwe Boll is not that bad, he just needs a little polish" stuff

no i was on about the PC becoming a dead platform

lol that's what I was talking about =P

 

[Starke]

"Activision buys receives Valve as part of a settlement over back royalties from Half-Life, charges monthly subscription fee for Steam Steam service will be discontinued pending the implementation of a new pay service. Kotick says not to worry, 'you can always buy your steam library again on our new service.'"

Despair!!

Fixed So very much worse.

 

[Warforger]

The fact that David Bowie isn't being mentioned in every day conversation anymore is shocking. His music is timeless, and I'm disappointed that so many teenagers haven't ever been interested in him.

He made the beat to Ice Ice Baby, so therefore no one cares anymore.

 

[ayylamao]

1. America Becomes Communist.
*Kills Self*

2. Disney becomes popular to large audiences... wait, this already happened! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

[Starke]

"George Lucas to make 3 more sequels to Star Wars."

Alternately, "George Lucas to remake the original trilogy because 'they don't have enough CGI.' Lucas says the inferior original versions will be dropped from production in order to avoid inflicting the inferior versions on future generations of fans."

 

[tomvw]

"Activision buys receives Valve as part of a settlement over back royalties from Half-Life, charges monthly subscription fee for Steam Steam service will be discontinued pending the implementation of a new pay service. Kotick says not to worry, 'you can always buy your steam library again on our new service.'"

Despair!!

Fixed So very much worse.

Desperation +1! Despair some more!

 

[mrkmil]

By the saints, man, don't scare me like that. But I'd have to say hearing that Beiber was going to be cast in the new Spiderman Reboot.

 

[Starke]

By the saints, man, don't scare me like that. But I'd have to say hearing that Beiber was going to be cast in the new Spiderman Reboot.

He has. He'll be playing May Parker.

 

[Starke]

Uwe Boll is to make the Metroid movie.



...ugh...

Samus to be played by prostitute from Prague. Boll says he was inspired by Laurence of Arabia. "Entire film will have no speaking parts for women", Boll stated before beating reporter to death with a boxing glove.