"Justin Beiber to star in remake of Back To The Future"

[Spawny0908]

BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS! I think I popped a blood vessel when I read the title of this thread...

*Deep breath, calms down*

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go change my pants now.

Also, don't you dare ever do anything like that again, EVAR.

Is it okay if I start using "BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS!" in my day-to-day life?

No.

Only a truely mind-blowing discovery of epic proportions is worthy of such a proclamation.

However, were you to encounter such an event... Well, using it then would be appropriate.

So "By the tits of my ancestors" can only be used in those situations? Ok great! Now I have a new exclamation to use! "Jesus titty fucking christ" was getting old and needs a break!

OT: Uwe Boll announced as director of Red Dead Redemption movie

*cries till dehydrated, drinks to the point of alcohol poisoning, buys sniper rifle and learns his schedule*

Would "SWEET MOTHER MARY'S GLORIOUS TITS!" work in it's place?

I'd make an on-topic post, but I can't think of anything that could come even remotely close to beating the OP.

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Right, right I forgot he's inhuman. Burn him, piss on the ashes,burn the ashes, use said ashes to make a John Marston statue....will this suffice?

*Twitches* You... You fiend! You would dare to insult the legend known as John Marston by not only allowing the ashes of Uwe Boll anywhere near Marston's statue, but you would forge the statue out of Boll's very remains!? YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN BOLL!

BURN THE HERETIC! BURN BURN BURN!!!!

I'm using his awesomeness to keep the evil at bay!!! Not even the monster known as Uwe Boll can break that!

 

[Saxm13]

-Shigeru Miyamoto has passed away O_O

-Jack Thompson as the CEO of ESRB

-A World Of Warcraft movie?

-Game industry controlled by senators and you're only allowed to play games that they pick for you >_<

-Team Ico has been bought out by Activision and is now defunct?

-Justin Bieber doing a speaking role for Kirby?

-Miley Cyrus Rock Band/Guitar Hero?

oh dear....

 

[paragon1]

BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS! I think I popped a blood vessel when I read the title of this thread...

*Deep breath, calms down*

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go change my pants now.

Also, don't you dare ever do anything like that again, EVAR.

Is it okay if I start using "BY THE TITS OF MY ANCESTORS!" in my day-to-day life?

No.

Only a truely mind-blowing discovery of epic proportions is worthy of such a proclamation.

However, were you to encounter such an event... Well, using it then would be appropriate.

So "By the tits of my ancestors" can only be used in those situations? Ok great! Now I have a new exclamation to use! "Jesus titty fucking christ" was getting old and needs a break!

OT: Uwe Boll announced as director of Red Dead Redemption movie

*cries till dehydrated, drinks to the point of alcohol poisoning, buys sniper rifle and learns his schedule*

*slaps*
Get a hold of yourself man! You can't just go off and kill Uwe Boll with a sniper rifle!

You have to use fire, otherwise he'll just regenerate.

Right, right I forgot he's inhuman. Burn him, piss on the ashes,burn the ashes, use said ashes to make a John Marston statue....will this suffice?

Maybe...you should leave a motion detector inside the statue. Just in case.

a motion detector that triggers an explosion...we can always make another statue...

You know what, screw the statue. It would be irresponsible for us to do anything short of launching what remains into the cleansing fires of the sun itself.

 

[the rye]

Okay, that means it has to censor...what, exactly? One set of tits or something?[/i][/quote

It doesn't mean censorship it means it will be made to appeal to a pg-13 going audiance. So it would lose the philosophical elements and mature plot.

 

[JaymesFogarty]

The fact that David Bowie isn't being mentioned in every day conversation anymore is shocking. His music is timeless, and I'm disappointed that so many teenagers haven't ever been interested in him.

Its a sad fact of life that David Bowie is no longer relevant. I listen to his stuff everyday and find it sad that some people dismiss his music just because of how he dressed.

Definitely. Acts like Madonna have leached off of his qualities for as long as he's been around, and yet hardly anyone even cares anymore. It's a real shame.

 

[JaymesFogarty]

The fact that David Bowie isn't being mentioned in every day conversation anymore is shocking. His music is timeless, and I'm disappointed that so many teenagers haven't ever been interested in him.

If it helps you cope, I referenced Ziggy Stardust in a recent conversation, and I'm 19 years old.

If I have hands, I'd pat you on the back. And I do, so feel welcome to pretend that you've just been patted on the back.

 

[mastermerrick]

New Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy volume to be written by Stephanie Meyer.

*hits the deck before the trolls appear*