Kanye West replaces teeth with diamonds

[Hellz_Barz]

Uhm..ok. I'm just waiting for someone to run up to him, punch him in the mouth, and run away with millions in diamonds.

they might brake their hand cause he already has a metal plate in his jaw.

OT:I don't really care cause i love his music. But i will agree its pretty unnecessary, Unless hes including rocks in his diet or something.

 

[Sliverwings]

It's good to know while the rest of America is in a recession, Kanye gets diamond teeth

 

[tiredinnuendo]

Finally, I have physical proof to point to when I say he's a dumbass.

You didn't before?

- J

 

[Rune342]

This has got to be one of the dumbest things I have seen in a while. What path of logic would make you arrive at the conclusion that replacing your teeth with anything would be a good idea?

 

[Wardnath]

I'd laugh so hard if they turned out to be glass.

Next he will replace his scrotum with gold plating

Oh God, he would.

 

[feeback06]

Well at least he won't have to floss his bottom row anymore.

 

[InnerRebellion]

What a tool.

My thoughts completely.


Stupid, stupid man. I hope they hurt his gums in some way, and he can't get them out.

 

[eggy32]

Hmm, what if they rust? :O

Diamonds and gold don't rust.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Well, let's hope for your sake that you don't grind your teeth. Diamond may be hard, but it's also brittle.

 

[Ham_authority95]

They say that this society isn't decadent...

You shouldn't take Kanye West as a representation of our entire society.

OT: How stupid. I can barely tell that they're diamonds anyway...

 

[knhirt]

I wonder if he uses a special type of toothpaste.

 

[Tsaba]

Hmm, what if they rust? :O

I don't believe gold and diamonds can "rust," but, lets entertain this thought....
maybe he'll get lock jaw and we won't have to hear him talk ever again!

 

[Skorpyo]

Eating corn-on-the-cob is going to SUCK for him.

 

[Pingieking]

Well, I guess I can't criticize him too much. At least he spends his money in a somewhat practical fashion; to get a sparkling smile. Compare that to a lot of the other crazy rich people and the crazy shit they spend money on, and he doesn't seem that crazy.

Though he's still bad-shit insane.

 

[LinkMcCloud]

Finally, I have physical proof to point to when I say he's a dumbass.

You didn't before?

- J

People will eventually forget what a phallus he was to Taylor Swift, but that's still gonna be there when that moron's corpse turns to shite.

 

[tmujir955]

THE TEETH ARE NOW DIAMONDS!

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

 

[Dags90]

I don't believe gold and diamonds can "rust," but, lets entertain this thought....
maybe he'll get lock jaw and we won't have to hear him talk ever again!

The diamonds will slowly sublimate into CO2...it might take a couple eons though.

I really don't get why you'd get the bottom ones done, they're barely visible. I also hope he chews with the gold parts. Diamonds vs. teeth means diamonds will win and he'll need more work done.