Kanye West replaces teeth with diamonds

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DocBalance

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Snarky Username said:
THE TEETH ARE NOW DIAMONDS!
"Hello rappers. Look at your grill, now look at mine, now look at yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But it can look like mine if you start replacing your teeth. Look down, look up, where are you? You're at the dentist's looking for the grill your grill could look like. What's in your hand? I have it. It's the anesthetic for your surgery. Take a hit, now wake up, your teeth are now diamonds! Anything's possible when you act like a total dumbass, I'm on a boat."

Sorry, couldn't resist XD
 

burningdragoon

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Eternal_Lament said:
You know, I may be wrong here, but even though diamonds are the hardest natural material known, can't diasmonds sratch other diamonds? If his gums move the diamonds around, the diamonds will sratch, and cant that produce tiny diamond slivers? His mouth is basically a death=trap if he accidently inhales those tiny slivers.

Then again, it would mean we wouldn't have to listen to his incredibly obese ego anymore.
Not to mention if he bites his tongue, or the side of is mouth, or grinds or clenches his teeth. Or gets an uppercut to the jaw or pretty much any number of ways he can do some serious damage to the rest of his mouth area
 

II2

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Cain_Zeros said:
So now I can basically get paid to punch his teeth out?
In theory. Though I doubt KW would find it a pleasant experience, you might actually seriously hurt your knuckles though (especially if you hook your punch and catch one of the "teeth" on an angle). Diamonds are a lot harder and (potentially) sharper than flesh and bone fisticuffs.
 

Kraj

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why is there a thread on this? o_O out of pure curiosity. There's nothing more important to thread about than Kanye West?

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this world sucks.

OT good going Kanye. Do what you do, and the universe "if smart" will simply not care in the slightest. :D