Kanye West replaces teeth with diamonds

[Sleekgiant]

And now I have way more material for jokes

Hmm, what if they rust? :O

*facepalm* No Aylaine, just no

 

[Squeaky]

I mean sold diamond teeth would be cool and would put JAW (oo7) jaws to shame but yeh what a twat.

 

[toapat]

can someone please give kanye west this Model 1887 for him to deepthroat then fire 6 times?

 

[Blindswordmaster]

And I thought only squirrels hid their valuables in their mouth...apparently rappers do too.

 

[DarkRyter]

I don't see what's so wrong about it.

No different from getting a piercing or a tattoo. Just instead of piercing it's diamonds for teeth.

 

[gabe12301]

So there are children starving and he's buying a new bottom row of diamond teeth.He's obviously to coolest person ever *sarcasm pours from ears*

 

[manaman]

I am just waiting for the story to break about how the fool gets mugged and they steal his teeth.

I think that he thinks that he is a Bond villain, just wait he will find his oddjob and a big friggin laser and plot to take over the world.

 

[Counter_Southpaw]

All of you guys thinking of jumping KW should think again. If he has enough money to spend on diamond teeth, he certainly has enough money to purchase a small army of big, burly bodyguards who would love to pummel you to a pulp.

Haters gunna hate.

 

[Eternal_Lament]

You know, I may be wrong here, but even though diamonds are the hardest natural material known, can't diasmonds sratch other diamonds? If his gums move the diamonds around, the diamonds will sratch, and cant that produce tiny diamond slivers? His mouth is basically a death=trap if he accidently inhales those tiny slivers.

Then again, it would mean we wouldn't have to listen to his incredibly obese ego anymore.

Not to mention if he bites his tongue, or the side of is mouth, or grinds or clenches his teeth. Or gets an uppercut to the jaw or pretty much any number of ways he can do some serious damage to the rest of his mouth area

True. Sort of forgot about that part of him, partly because that would make me think about punching him, and while that does indeed seem like funny thing to do, I don't want to break my hand hitting him (he'd probably say how he was able to bust me up in some way)

Also, I thought about the diamonds' slivers because Kanye seems like the type of person who believes his own feces is some sort of diamond encrusted marvel. Well, assuming he can pass the slivers through before he collpses from internal bleeding, his turd will literally will be diamond encrusted

 

[helldragonX]

I can't wait for him to get mugged. Also this kinda proves entertainers are payed way to much money.

 

[DazZ.]

So there are children starving and he's buying a new bottom row of diamond teeth.

Well the kids weren't going to eat them.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

And to think he could have donated the money to the poor... what a heartless bastard.

 

[Netface]

If his music career ever fizzles out, at least he's got a future as a Bond villain.

 

[Kermi]

I... so thought this was gonna be a "Haha! made you look! But seriously, what stupid shit do you expect celebrities owuld do for real?" thread.

I have been counter-trolled.

 

[Sporky111]

Oh great, that's just begging for a Old Spice crossover meme. "Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man. I'mma let you finish, but look again: my teeth are now diamonds."

Seriously though, this guys head is so far up his ass it defies logic. You'd think that after talking about keeping a low profile for so long that he wouldn't come back with yet another piece of evidence for what an egomaniac he is.

 

[Wardnath]

THE TEETH ARE NOW DIAMONDS!

Calling it now, that's totally gonna become a meme in the near future.

 

[zehydra]

THE TEETH ARE NOW DIAMONDS!

ninja'd....

 

[jakefongloo]

I'm sorry that's fucking disgusting. All the teeth fragments and the blood and the drilling and the glue and.....YUCK! FOR WHAT?! Because they're cooler? Grow up dude you're not in high school anymore! I hope that he meets someone he will bend over backwards to please and they can't stand him when he smiles.

 

[Julianking93]

What a dumbass.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I'm really happy for ya, and I'mma let you finish but I think Flava Flav has the greatest teeth of all time. Of all time