Kids to be banned from playing tag outside.

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The .50 Caliber Cow

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Arehexes said:
The only thing I have to say is this, well the parents shouldn't let there kids run in a parking lot.

"They came in and rented (a home) in a community that does not have a playground and is not conducive to children. Then they expect the children to play in the driveways and parking lot.

I mean come on that's kinda bad to let a kid lose where cars have little view for a tiny person popping out of no where
So put up signs on the road. Kids, suprisingly, know better than to run into the street in front of a car. Fining the parents because their kids are acting like kids is the wrong thing to do.

thefreeman0001 said:
this is the first time ive literally said BWUUUH?! when i read a sentence
And the sad thing is, it is the truth.
 

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Good, they don't deserve to play tag outside. Also make sure to protect them from video games since thats bad. They might get hurt if they play sports so thats it. Books besides the bible have dangerous ideas so make sure they only have that.

Okay so no physical activity, video games, and only a holy book. Yep, that will make a well balanced kid that will have lots of friends and not get diabetes before his 10th birthday.

Seriously, stop telling me how to raise my kids, bc chances are when the Zombie Apocalypse comes they will be able to run faster than your little Snack Pack of a child bc they were allowed to play tag. They will be more tactical bc they were allowed to play video games.
 

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Shoot, when i was young we use to play tag in the dark.
And football (the European one), and hide-n-seek and many more games.
All that helped me to keep fit and when i was young i was hardly
ever sick.

Now you cant do any of those things, kids eat junk food all the time.
And then the parents are wondering why their kids are fat and unhealthy,
have no social life and fail in the school.

Well, all of it is not because of not being able to play outside.
But all of those negative things going on right now are caused by
the political correctness and health and safety rules going way overboard.
Damn, let the kids be kids. Let them play outside, let them fall once in
a while and even to get hurt a little.
And that is how they learn NOT to do stupid things and they will cmoe
out smarter and better for it in the end. Not the other way aroud.

/rant
 

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Poor kids. Having their lives decided for them by people who don't even know what the fuck they're doing.
 
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Razhem said:
LastExpellian said:
So on top of California parent's attempt to ban the Dictionary
God knows your answer will make me want to cry, but here goes... Tell me LastExpellian, why in the unholy name of fuck would they want to ban dictionaries?

More on topic. First of, thank god I don't live in the US and their goddamn obsession with stupid crusades. Don't want to insult the US people in the forums, but you do have to admit too many absurd crusades pop out "for the children" at your side of the pond. Sigh, when will people learn it isn't about prohibition, it's about guidance... Let your kids play whatever the hell they want, just be around in case they get too rowdy on each other or they start doing stupid shit. The best teacher is learning as a mistake, your job as an adult isn't to stop the mistakes from happening since that stumps your growth, it's to make to make sure the ones that really fuck you up don't happen, learning that knifes are bad at the cost of losing a finger ain't worth it.
I know what you mean.Being me,there is a disconnect from these idiots who swarm to grab the gullible.It is all a matter of power,frankly,I bet most people who are in power for such things just do it to keep face.
 

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We are raising a nation of weaklings and yet openly believe that we will always be a world power.

It's going to be a rude awakening for most Americans when we fall because our people are so weak that we won't be able to field an army to defend us.
 
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dkyros said:
Good, they don't deserve to play tag outside. Also make sure to protect them from video games since thats bad. They might get hurt if they play sports so thats it. Books besides the bible have dangerous ideas so make sure they only have that.

Okay so no physical activity, video games, and only a holy book. Yep, that will make a well balanced kid that will have lots of friends and not get diabetes before his 10th birthday.

Seriously, stop telling me how to raise my kids, bc chances are when the Zombie Apocalypse comes they will be able to run faster than your little Snack Pack of a child bc they were allowed to play tag. They will be more tactical bc they were allowed to play video games.
I hate to burst your bubble but schools are actually pretty paranoia driven anti-Christianity in the same fashion as Jimmy getting a boo-boo
 

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If my kids don't end up breaking a bone or two or at least beating the hell out of themselves then I'll think something is wrong. Kids hurt themselves, that's how they learn not to do stupid things (or at least as often) when they're older.
 

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dkyros said:
Seriously, stop telling me how to raise my kids, bc chances are when the Zombie Apocalypse comes they will be able to run faster than your little Snack Pack of a child bc they were allowed to play tag. They will be more tactical bc they were allowed to play video games.
I guess they never saw Zombieland =)

 

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FUCKING WHAT NOW.

Oh dear god, are there ANY responsible parents out there anymore?

"Don't play in the street!"
"Okay."
"You'll get hit by a car!"
"Okay."

SIMPLE!
 

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2012 Wont Happen said:
We are raising a nation of weaklings and yet openly believe that we will always be a world power.

It's going to be a rude awakening for most Americans when we fall because our people are so weak that we won't be able to field an army to defend us.
In the future, we will all be speaking Chinese. Just my gloomy global prediction.

tehweave said:
FUCKING WHAT NOW.

Oh dear god, are there ANY responsible parents out there anymore?

"Don't play in the street!"
"Okay."
"You'll get hit by a car!"
"Okay."

SIMPLE!
BUT THAT MEANS WE'D HAVE TO STOP WATCHING TV!

Let the government take care of the kids.

[sub][sub]I wish I was fucking kidding.[/sub][/sub]
 

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Psycho Cat Industries said:
I hate to burst your bubble but schools are actually pretty paranoia driven anti-Christianity in the same fashion as Jimmy getting a boo-boo
True enough, I went off on a tangent there. I was thinking about the parents that put the pressure on the schools to do these reforms. Usually, there is an incidence where some kid gets hurt and its the parents that put pressure on the school to protect their kid. So, I was thinking it terms of what else to overprotective parents do.
 

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silver wolf009 said:
I remember when my elementary school banned tag. My group of friends ended up just sitting on a bench, and then they got mad at us for sitting on the bench becuase we weren't running around...
Dammit, you made me spit my drink due to laughter. Now I have to clean my screen.
 

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this may sound retarded, but this is why Canada is better. we realize that kids need to play outside! we don't sue for everything! parents are overprotective here too but... but... I can't thing of any counter-point.

OT: this is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. kids need to have fun, run around! getting injured from tripping and just sucking it up or brushing it off is part of growing up. my teachers all realized this and let us play tackle football during gym class or recess (as long as it was on grass) because its fun! sure people will get hurt sometimes but that's part of life!

We all did this stuff as kids and we turned out just fine! I was exposed to M-rated content at age 8 because my parents thought of this rating bullshit as more of a guideline; that's exactly how it's supposed to be treated! I could play MK3 because my parents understood it was a video game and I understood it was a video game.

huff, huff... I think I'm okay now

dkyros said:
...Books besides the bible have dangerous ideas so make sure they only have that.
What do you mean the Bible doesn't have dangerous ideas? What about the whole crusifiction part?
 

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Well clearly the best solution is to remove all kids legs for if they don't have any legs they can't run around and get hurt. But they could still pull themselves around so we will have to keep them sedated at all times to make sure to get them on lots of tranquilizers.

Really tho they complain kids play too many vidyas now they don't want them running around outside what the hell are they supposed to do paint can only dry for so long.
 

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Grabbin Keelz said:
Okay I'm all for encouraging people to play video games, but I'm sure there's a better way to do it.
On the contrary, Video Games cause our kids to be murderers! And indoor playing will ruin our furniture and make them choke on tiny objects!

We expect our kids to sit in the corner with a body cast on and we as parents shall feed them cold oatmeal and spinach only 2 times per day to make sure they don't become obese.

/sarcasm

OT: Did these parents play outside when they were little? Yes.
Did these parents get some minor injuries? You bet they did.
Did they turn out all right? Mentally, apparently no. But physically, yes.
Will kids never grow up mentally if they don't learn some lessons the hard way? Yes.

I rest my case.
 

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This comes to mind.

I wonder when/if going outside at all will be outlawed, it might be funny watching the human race turn into Quarians.

EDIT: I think what kids need is a healty dose of Courage Wolf, if you'll forgive meme encouragement.

And
 

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mitchell271 said:
As OP, I feel I have to inform you I'm Canadian. The link leads to something about Florida but what I was talking about is happening here...

So yeah...

Blemontea said:
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I've been doing that ever since I read the story and listened to the radio.