All I say is (((tell your mum her money is in the bread bin))) and if they don?t get it I perplex them by saying well I know why she prefers me then you (((wink wink)))
Kids with the Curse!
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Same thing happened to me.
Trust me, they soon shut up if you just suddenly charge at them without warning.
Never seen a kid run so fast
Trust me, they soon shut up if you just suddenly charge at them without warning.
Never seen a kid run so fast
So's mine...Volstag9 said:
I once got a coke bottle thrown at my head by a fat ten-year-old and his sniggering mates. I calmly picked it up and handed it back to him saying:
"I think you dropped this".
Unfortunately he started laughing at me, at which point I lost patience, grabbed the bottle from him and said, through gritted teeth, fists clenched:
"Would you kindly fuck off".
They ran for their lives.
It was a good day.
Is that an accidental simpsons reference?sv93 said:
I don't really get the swearing ones, it's usually the ones that try to mess up your front yard. Usually I just walk out the front with a big piece of piping (for intimidation purposes). They usually run seeing as I'm 6 foot 3 inches.
Kids in my school are the very same - I am 16 years old and in the Sixth Form, where we have the special priviledges of non-school uniform and not having to do Maths lessons if we don't want to. Anyway, none of my friends (who are mostly 17) would swear like that unless it was needed. Like when playing video games. But all the little tiny and cute Year 7's (who are 11-12) go around swearing as if they've dropped a bowling ball on their foot. There's no need for it whatsoever.
I usually tell them to shut the fuck up because swearing is neither cool nor clever.
I usually tell them to shut the fuck up because swearing is neither cool nor clever.
I know that most of our respective state police forces are corrupt as allan bond, but we need to draw the line in the sand somewhere. As a born and bred queenslander, I have to say that beating the little over-entitled prats who think they have some kind of divine permissions into line with accepted societal norms should be a welcomed thing, not a criminally punished thing. If we had a police force in queensland that wasn't based around bullyboy mentality and a "might makes right" mentality, I'd probably be more agreeable to your stance. As things stand though, I can't bring myself to agree with you, as much as I want to from an intellectual view.Nazulu said:
This kid who was like ten and at least two feet shorter than me walked up to me at a christmas party, kicked me in the shins and said "What the fuck are you looking at, fuck-face......" etc, and degenerated into a string of incoherent cuss-words.
And my little brother swears like a fishwife.
And my little brother swears like a fishwife.
curlycrouton said:
I did something similar. Last month, some asshole 13 year old (I'm 15 and only 5'8, and I haven't grown since I was 12, so I'm not that big anymore) called me a cock sucker because He and his group of friends(all obviously younger, and only about 10 or 11) were standing in front of the door of a blockbuster, and when I walked by, I walked between them, and they got pissed because they were talking and I walked in front of them. they shoved me, and i dropped my glass iced tea bottle. I tried to reason with them that they were in a doorway where people walked. They pushed me again, so I picked up the glass bottle and broke it on the wall, giving me a nice weapon. By the time I looked up, they were gone.
I was innocently walking down the street when some little turd that must have been about 12/13 decided to throw a tennis ball at me and call me a "fucking dirty sweaty" ("sweaty" being a very unflattering term for anybody that wears skater/metal gear where I live). It hit me in the shoulder but instead of letting it go like I probably should have I threw it back at him full force in the face and burst his lip.
Win.Anonymouse said:
Bah, when I was bad when I was young, me dad spanked me. Only ever had to do it once, too.
Remember, you're never too old to be an abortion *loads shotgun*.