Kill A Species.

[paragon1]

I'm pretty sure my answer for this is well known already.
[sup]stupid arrogant floating hunks of meat[/sup]

You can only pick one species though.

<_<
I hereby declare all stupid floating hunks of meat that can be called "whales" a single species.
Yeah.

Do fat tourists fall in that category?

 

[Neonbob]

<_<
I hereby declare all stupid floating hunks of meat that can be called "whales" a single species.
Yeah.

Do fat tourists fall in that category?

Are they stupid?
Do they float?
Do you have to roll them back into the water?
If so, YES.

 

[The_Healer]

Huntsman Spiders. Seriously, that's a species that can just fuck off.

But they aren't even venomous! I had one crawl up my leg once... it was waiting hiding in my shoe.

I'd much rather get rid of all the spiders that make webs. I always walk into the goddamn things.

Or just all spiders.

I'll agree with you. All spiders. It's a deal.

I'll get the flamethrower.

Can't we just use forks? Big forks? Or for the big ones a shovel?

Makes it much more satisfying. Oh and we won't go to jail for starting bushfires.

 

[badgersprite]

Huntsman Spiders. Seriously, that's a species that can just fuck off.

But they aren't even venomous! I had one crawl up my leg once... it was waiting hiding in my shoe.

I'd much rather get rid of all the spiders that make webs. I always walk into the goddamn things.

Or just all spiders.

I'll agree with you. All spiders. It's a deal.

I'll get the flamethrower.

Can't we just use forks? Big forks? Or for the big ones a shovel?

Makes it much more satisfying. Oh and we won't go to jail for starting bushfires.

Are you kidding? I'm not getting that close to a damn spider.

There's a mathematical formula for this: as I --> Spider, my voice --> a pitch only dogs can hear.

 

[HT_Black]

Ah-hem...

Foxes
Raccoons
Possums
Mosquitos
Japanese Beatles
Kudzu
Poison Ivy
Poison Oak
Rattlesnakes
Copperheads
Rats
Mice
Dogs
Plague Bacteria
Fleas
Mites
Leeches
Ticks
Tubeworms
Tapeworms
Ringworms
Heartworms
Cinchillas.

...Suffice to say that the Deep South can make a person ornery.

I agree with all except the dogs. We need them to help kill other stuff.

Is it too much to ask for both?

 

[esperandote]

what a coincidence, my msn comment right now is "pican pican los moquitos"

ot: yeah, mosquitos.

 

[Superior Mind]

Mosquitos or Wasps. Bees make honey, Wasps make FUCK ALL.

 

[B12]

Pandas. I absolutely hate the f***ers...

They're doing a pretty good job of that themselves, damn shitty breeders.

Uhm, Ladybugs. Seriously, we get them in my house every winter. Fuck Ladybugs.

That and every dog species that is part or whole pug.

 

[FalloutJack]

Humans

Mind-reader...

 

[G1eet]

Striped Biologist Taunters. Those little fuckers keep badgering me when I'm out in the field, and that pattern on their chest is just so inviting...

Cookie for reference.

 

[DarkRyter]

Damn flies.

Damn every one of them to hell...

 

[ironlordthemad]

can i just kill all dogs that cant bring down a sheep or have 40% or more of their body weight as hair
a lot of old ladies are going to be sad but really who cares

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

If you could kill off any species of plant or animal, without any repercussions or consequence, what would you kill?

I would kill Mosquito's, because seriously, man, FUCK Mosquito's.

Agreed.

 

[Sgtkillalot0]

Pandas, just to show the people of this world that natural selection does not fuck around with any animal no matter how cute or fluffy it is.

Pandas. I absolutely hate the f***ers...

Damn, thought I was original...

 

[archi-p]

Striped Biologist Taunters. Those little fuckers keep badgering me when I'm out in the field, and that pattern on their chest is just so inviting...

Cookie for reference.

futurama them damn target chested things are so damn tempting

 

[The_Healer]

Huntsman Spiders. Seriously, that's a species that can just fuck off.

But they aren't even venomous! I had one crawl up my leg once... it was waiting hiding in my shoe.

I'd much rather get rid of all the spiders that make webs. I always walk into the goddamn things.

Or just all spiders.

I'll agree with you. All spiders. It's a deal.

I'll get the flamethrower.

Can't we just use forks? Big forks? Or for the big ones a shovel?

Makes it much more satisfying. Oh and we won't go to jail for starting bushfires.

Are you kidding? I'm not getting that close to a damn spider.

There's a mathematical formula for this: as I --> Spider, my voice --> a pitch only dogs can hear.

Ohhh you are one of those people! Not that it will worry me, because obviously I'm not a dog.

We'll just have to be strategic about it. You can have a 12 gauge and tackle all the spiders hanging around in webs while I take a shovel and hunt down all the ones on the ground.
But when I think about that... a flamethrower does sound very attractive, especially as the only way to kill the ones in holes is to pour metho down there and light it.

 

[badgersprite]

Huntsman Spiders. Seriously, that's a species that can just fuck off.

But they aren't even venomous! I had one crawl up my leg once... it was waiting hiding in my shoe.

I'd much rather get rid of all the spiders that make webs. I always walk into the goddamn things.

Or just all spiders.

I'll agree with you. All spiders. It's a deal.

I'll get the flamethrower.

Can't we just use forks? Big forks? Or for the big ones a shovel?

Makes it much more satisfying. Oh and we won't go to jail for starting bushfires.

Are you kidding? I'm not getting that close to a damn spider.

There's a mathematical formula for this: as I --> Spider, my voice --> a pitch only dogs can hear.

Ohhh you are one of those people! Not that it will worry me, because obviously I'm not a dog.

We'll just have to be strategic about it. You can have a 12 gauge and tackle all the spiders hanging around in webs while I take a shovel and hunt down all the ones on the ground.
But when I think about that... a flamethrower does sound very attractive, especially as the only way to kill the ones in holes is to pour metho down there and light it.

Is spider silk flammable? Because I heard that it was...

That would be nifty. =3

 

[paragon1]

<_<
I hereby declare all stupid floating hunks of meat that can be called "whales" a single species.
Yeah.

Do fat tourists fall in that category?

Are they stupid?
Do they float?
Do you have to roll them back into the water?
If so, YES.

Wow, that's a lot of coastline to nuke.

 

[vivadelkitty]

Black widow spiders...feckin hate the things.

 

[Neonbob]

Are they stupid?
Do they float?
Do you have to roll them back into the water?
If so, YES.

Wow, that's a lot of coastline to nuke.

Well, I'm a patient bastard, and I've got plenty of ordnance.
You have a starting point?