Kill A Species.

[GreyWolf257]

Mosquitoes and kudzu, both worthless little turds.

 

[TPiddy]

Republicans
all "toy" breeds of dog

hmmm.... Mosquitos it is.

 

[A13X T3h NubCak3]

DO Germs count...? If yes then well.. Germs/virus's/fungus ect

 

[paragon1]

Ah-hem...

Foxes
Raccoons
Possums
Mosquitos
Japanese Beatles
Kudzu
Poison Ivy
Poison Oak
Rattlesnakes
Copperheads
Rats
Mice
Dogs
Plague Bacteria
Fleas
Mites
Leeches
Ticks
Tubeworms
Tapeworms
Ringworms
Heartworms
Cinchillas.

...Suffice to say that the Deep South can make a person ornery.

I agree with all except the dogs. We need them to help kill other stuff.

Is it too much to ask for both?

According to the OP, yes.
I like dogs, so I oppose that particular choice. Would you be willing to substitute water moccasins and the flu virus?

 

[Asimov]

Pandas. I absolutely hate the f***ers...

you sir, are a soulless, evil creature who should be eaten by giant pandas. Not only are they the coolest and cutest animals on Earth but I am sending a group of them to kill you right now

 

[paragon1]

Are they stupid?
Do they float?
Do you have to roll them back into the water?
If so, YES.

Wow, that's a lot of coastline to nuke.

Well, I'm a patient bastard, and I've got plenty of ordnance.
You have a starting point?

GOD YES! Myrtle Beach, SC. It's practically a whale convention!

 

[G1eet]

Striped Biologist Taunters. Those little fuckers keep badgering me when I'm out in the field, and that pattern on their chest is just so inviting...

Cookie for reference.

futurama them damn target chested things are so damn tempting

"WHAT ER YU GUNNA DO, SHOOT US?"

I'm so glad that's not going to be Futurama's last laugh.

 

[HT_Black]

Big List

I agree with all except the dogs. We need them to help kill other stuff.

Is it too much to ask for both?

According to the OP, yes.
I like dogs, so I oppose that particular choice. Would you be willing to substitute water moccasins and the flu virus?

I'm fairly certain Water Moccasins and Copperheads are the same species (I'm not exactly gifted in that field of research); on top of that, I don't care about the flu virus to any degree.

How about we change it to "Rabid Ex-pets" and leave it at that?

 

[Neonbob]

Are they stupid?
Do they float?
Do you have to roll them back into the water?
If so, YES.

Wow, that's a lot of coastline to nuke.

Well, I'm a patient bastard, and I've got plenty of ordnance.
You have a starting point?

GOD YES! Myrtle Beach, SC. It's practically a whale convention!

And they have tons of fireworks, too!
That works out very nicely!
I can let you have five warheads.
Use them well.

 

[paragon1]

Big List

I agree with all except the dogs. We need them to help kill other stuff.

Is it too much to ask for both?

According to the OP, yes.
I like dogs, so I oppose that particular choice. Would you be willing to substitute water moccasins and the flu virus?

I'm fairly certain Water Moccasins and Copperheads are the same species (I'm not exactly gifted in that field of research); on top of that, I don't care about the flu virus to any degree.

How about we change it to "Rabid Ex-pets" and leave it at that?

That, or rabies.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

It's got to be humans.

The worst species to ever evolve.

 

[paragon1]

Are they stupid?
Do they float?
Do you have to roll them back into the water?
If so, YES.

Wow, that's a lot of coastline to nuke.

Well, I'm a patient bastard, and I've got plenty of ordnance.
You have a starting point?

GOD YES! Myrtle Beach, SC. It's practically a whale convention!

And they have tons of fireworks, too!
That works out very nicely!
I can let you have five warheads.
Use them well.

Finally! Someone starts talking some kinda goddamn sense. Oh wait, I almost forgot to ask, what's the yield on these things? I gotta know the safe spot to watch from.

 

[komodomantis]

Dolphins, seriously how is dancing a proper way to warn anyone about the end of the world?

 

[Left4Meds]

Minges and Trolls. You can use repellent and toxins on bugs. But you can't kill a minge.

Legally of course.

 

[CobaltBomber]

ALCOholics. they count as a species

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!

I think that's his point. Have another drink.

f***...

Pandas. I absolutely hate the f***ers...

you sir, are a soulless, evil creature who should be eaten by giant pandas. Not only are they the coolest and cutest animals on Earth but I am sending a group of them to kill you right now

Bring it on.

 

[Ristoril]

Something funny, like pandas, or orphans I hate them

 

[firedfns13]

XD I guess the irony... But at least I have an understanding of math up till chain rule in calculus. For that you pull shit out of your ass.

 

[Neonbob]

That works out very nicely!
I can let you have five warheads.
Use them well.

Finally! Someone starts talking some kinda goddamn sense. Oh wait, I almost forgot to ask, what's the yield on these things? I gotta know the safe spot to watch from.

I probably should have checked before sending them off...I suggest at least having at least 20 miles between you and the kersplosion.