Kill A Species.

[archi-p]

Striped Biologist Taunters. Those little fuckers keep badgering me when I'm out in the field, and that pattern on their chest is just so inviting...

Cookie for reference.

futurama them damn target chested things are so damn tempting

"WHAT ER YU GUNNA DO, SHOOT US?"

I'm so glad that's not going to be Futurama's last laugh.

i cant wait for those things to exist
and those damn zoidbergs(i forgot what theyre called)

 

[G1eet]

Striped Biologist Taunters. Those little fuckers keep badgering me when I'm out in the field, and that pattern on their chest is just so inviting...

Cookie for reference.

futurama them damn target chested things are so damn tempting

"WHAT ER YU GUNNA DO, SHOOT US?"

I'm so glad that's not going to be Futurama's last laugh.

i cant wait for those things to exist
and those damn zoidbergs(i forgot what theyre called)

Decapods/Decapodians.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Well if we actually killed mosquitoes it would fuck things up...but if there were no serious consequences involved...DEATH! DEATH TO MOSQUITOES!!!

 

[Tinneh]

I wouldn't kill a single species, but I would make sure that they all knew I had the power.

Hehe, do my bidding my pretties. Spare your kin.

you sir are an evil genius and horrifying. and for that I must commend you. I like your plan and will steal it for my own

Join me, and in return you may have the Eurasian landmass to do with as you please.

ok sounds good. I shall make the french suffer and build me giant monuments while the brits, scots, irish, and germans drink and laugh at them.

All the while I shall secretly be constructing a giant catapult in the Australian Bush in an effort to kick start my space program.

-gasp- I'm a Brit. Does that mean I'm spared?! Also, I would eliminate spiders. I hate spiders.

~Tin

 

[Infallible Fail]

I would just want to kill off the few species of spider that are really dangerous. they make them all f#cking scary.

 

[ottenni]

Magpies. I HATE THEM!

 

[ShotgunShaman]

does stupid (as in don't comprehend that 10% of 20000 is bigger than 10% of 10000) people count as a species?

Proper grammar would be: Do stupid people (...) count as a species?

 

[Vrex360]

Humans, seriously I truly can't really think of any other species that deserves to die, every other animal has a part to play and serve a purpose in this world without being destructive and in turn they know where they stand and don't arrogantly try to seize control of everything they consider their own. However humans do all of these things, That's why I would only want to kill humans.
But even then I wouldn't do it, for without humans who would make my Caramel Slice? Who I ask you?

 

[laststandman]

Californian Condors. it would be easy considering Johnny Cash finished most of the job

 

[bcponpcp27]

If you could kill off any species of plant or animal, without any repercussions or consequence, what would you kill?

I would kill Mosquito's, because seriously, man, FUCK Mosquito's.

APPROVED! Seriously, fuck mosquitoes! There are so many here in Minnesota. It makes any state I've ever been too look like a mosquito lightweight!

 

[GoldenCondor]

Polar Bears are bound to die some day...

 

[lolcatize]

ok the whole fucking eatrh would be abandoned and decayed if i got to decide who will die becose of my love for nukes tnts and grenades

 

[Wakefield]

None, might seem stupid but I don't think the death of an entire species is something I want on my conscious.

 

[lolcatize]

Ah-hem...

Foxes
Raccoons
Possums
Mosquitos
Japanese Beatles
Kudzu
Poison Ivy
Poison Oak
Rattlesnakes
Copperheads
Rats
Mice
Dogs
Plague Bacteria
Fleas
Mites
Leeches
Ticks
Tubeworms
Tapeworms
Ringworms
Heartworms
Cinchillas.

...Suffice to say that the Deep South can make a person ornery.

dude just kill the whole fucking planet i would do that but what have recoons done to you

 

[Wounded Melody]

Pandas. They have no natural predators and yet they are still going extinct. F*ck 'em.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

You won't like the answer I'm thinking of.

Gasp, killing humanity would only be good if it were profitable. (Conspirecy-esk joke.) - I'd say we get get rid of kamikazi moths and ants.

 

[heyheysg]

MOSQUITOES, FUCKING MOSQUITOES!!!

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

Skunks.

Here in Southern Maryland, those little fuckers get hit all the time by cars. But the stink sack stays intact for the next unlucky person to hit them. Seriouly! I once had to drive through a road that had 9 dead skunks on it! 9! It was like driving through a smelly, disgusting minefield! Fuck you, you retarded skunks! Either learn to dodge or die out already!!!

 

[Deadpewl]

Spiders, flies, mosquitos,lady bugs, wasps, hornets, people and aphids(so that we no longer have use for the ladybugs).

 

[ma55ter_fett]

the bacteria that make your armpits stink