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ma55ter_fett

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bcponpcp27 said:
AkJay said:
If you could kill off any species of plant or animal, without any repercussions or consequence, what would you kill?

I would kill Mosquito's, because seriously, man, FUCK Mosquito's.
APPROVED! Seriously, fuck mosquitoes! There are so many here in Minnesota. It makes any state I've ever been too look like a mosquito lightweight!
It's cause you and I live in a state of over 10,000 mud puddles.

but yeah so

MINNESOTA WOOOT!!!
 

WaywardHaymaker

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Wombats.

You just wait until they become sentient and fight us as the left-wing guerrilla Combat Wombats. You'll thank me.
 
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Fat Man Spoon said:
Dogs.

Damn, I hate dogs.

Not all canines, mind you.
Some are alright in my book[footnote]The Book of Spoony, only £19.99 a copy![/footnote].

But not dogs.
Nope.
Same here.
(Die Chihuahuas die!)
 

Ray Conner

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I did a research project on them. Their basically useless in all aspects, plus they look oddly similiar to a great number of people who I really want to hit on a regular basis. Although, I'm not sure whether I want to hit them because they look like pandas, or if I want to kill pandas because they look like my friends... either way, once I pick my stance I could argue it out in better detail.
 

Deef

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I think that killing 100% of any species would destroy our ecosystem, what with the whole food chain thing and all that.
 

Sephiwind

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I'd kill Polar Bears so there would be no more real reason we couldn't drill in ANWR. Besides that Polar Bears are communists any ways.
 

Guitarmasterx7

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Mosquitoes. My fucking blood stays in my body. I think that would kill those people who are constantly pestering me to donate blood as well because they're pseudo mosquitoes.
 

UltraParanoia

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Superhyperactiveman said:
Skunks.

Here in Southern Maryland, those little fuckers get hit all the time by cars. But the stink sack stays intact for the next unlucky person to hit them. Seriouly! I once had to drive through a road that had 9 dead skunks on it! 9! It was like driving through a smelly, disgusting minefield! Fuck you, you retarded skunks! Either learn to dodge or die out already!!!
God yes. I have no idea why there are so many skunks in Maryland, but the top is just as bad as the bottom.


And fuckin mosquitoes, nothing ruins a nice day of crabbing in a swamp like being attacked by millions of mosquitoes.


I'd say pandas, but nature is beating me to it.
 

KazNecro

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That spider named after David Bowie... yeah, I'd allow that to be wiped from the face of the earth... AND David Bowie, for being pretentious enough to have a spider named after him... and Peter Jaeger, who named the damned spider after Davis Bowie... and the scientific community that allowed someone to name a spider after David Bowie...

You know what? Let's just go Dalek on the entire human race. That'll solve the David Bowie spider problem. Who's with me?! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!
 

Mray3460

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Logical Answer: Mosquitoes, as they serve no environmental function other than spreading disease.

Illogical/Irrational Answer (would have been done a few years ago): Fire Ants (Can't believe no-one's mentioned them yet), I'd had a semi-justified hatred of them for as long as I can remember, as they'd repeatably turned up in playgrounds, front/backyards, and bus-stops throughout my childhood. Although, the hatred is probably my mom's fault above other things. Apparently, while my mother was growing up in Illinois, she'd always mess with ant hills for fun (Warning sign anybody?), and then, when she moved to Texas and had me, she supposedly saw a huge ant hill out in the front yard, sat me down, and encouraged me to poke it repeatably with a stick, give you two guesses what happened.

For the record, I'm over the fire-ant thing, I've realized that they were just doing what they're supposed to do while ALSO serving a vital role in the ecosystem...unlike mosquitoes...