Kill the above users avatar with....

[Queen Michael]

Smash it on your head.

A bazooka.

 

[Kollega]

Point the rear end at your face and cook you with the backblast.

A pocket watch.

 

[The Zango]

I break the glass and use it to slit your throat

A Warhammer 40k figurine (The space marine commander with the power fist)

 

[Queen Michael]

Give you the nice figurine in excchange for you committing suicide.

A comic book.

 

[The Zango]

Hits you on the nose with it until you die.

A banjo

 

[sheic99]

I garrote you with the Strings.

A piece of pie

 

[Monstrion]

I will slip the jacket on a hammer and beat your brain out with it

A set of false teeth

 

[Blights]

I make that false set of teeth eat you.

A battery.

 

[Kollega]

I order that battery to fire on your coordinates, and you get ripped to shreds in a rain of fire and shrapnel and whatnot.

Hey, you didn't specify what kind of battery that was!

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A little thing we call rock-n-roll.

 

[Queen Michael]

I rock your heart out! And of course, you cannot live without a heart.

An axe.

 

[not_the_dm]

Axe meets neck at speed. Logic ensues.

Limerick

 

[Rachel317]

This...is sadistic.

I write your limerick on a brick then beat you with it.

A roll-on deodorant.

 

[Robert632]

I shove roll on deodorant down It's throat.

A baby.

 

[GodofDisaster]

The Baby has a supersonic scream. Its crying causes your head to explode.

A PS3 console.

 

[Dark Knifer]

I stick your toungue in the CD drive and pull it out through the power plug.
A piece of lint.

 

[capin Rob]

I put the piece of lint on my shirt and ask you "Is there a piece of lint on my shirt?" then ,when you look at my shirt,I knee you in the groin, then snap you neck.

A dildo

 

[not_the_dm]

...
I ram the dildo into your eye and watch you bleed to death.

A feather duster.

 

[capin Rob]

Insert the ant into your nose and watch you go crasy and eventually rip apart your own skull trying to get the ant out of yur skull.


A piece of duct tape (You can do ANYTHING with duct tape)