Kill the above users avatar with....

[Silent Eagle]

I make you clean up all the lint in my house,you'll die from exhaustion as there is alot,i never vacuum.

A bicycle.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I knock into you with the bike, pushing you into a small army of Bikers participating in Tour de France

A rubber band.

 

[MadMechanic]

I rap the rubber band so tightly around your throat that you can't breath.

A rubber prop gun.

 

[not_the_dm]

I propell the rubber gun at great velocity towards your head, cracking you skull. I then dont call 999. You bleed to death.

A Rowntree's Fruit Pastille.

 

[The Zango]

I submit to you such a mind boggling paradox that your head explodes.

The Steam client

 

[not_the_dm]

I let you have access to it. You die of frustration.

An After Eight mint.

 

[Caurus]

I would put it on a string and hypnotise you with it, attach the string above your head like a donkey and a carrot and then tell you to catch it...you run till you die.

Candy floss machine.

 

[MadMechanic]

I take it appart - and club you over the head with various parts. Huzzar! Blunt force trauma!

My inhaler.
[sub] this should be good [/sub]

 

[not_the_dm]

I steal you inhaler and hide it. I then lock you in a room and wait for you to have an asthma attack.

a rubber chicken

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

I would shove your head in it till you choke to death.
A tub of Vaseline

 

[MadMechanic]

[sub] @ NTD - you'd be waiting for a while then [/sub]

I make you coat your head and the inside of your mouth with vaseline - then set it on fire. Watch the fireworks.

A 1:116 scale model of the Eifle Tower. Made of paper.

 

[Jack Of Herts]

I give you a "flaming-French-enema" (no points for guessing what that is).

A small silver ankh

 

[Argtee]

I poke you in the eye with the silver ankh until you eventually die.

A muffin.

 

[thejdcole]

I genetically modify you while you sleep untill you are fatally alergic to muffin based goodness. The next morning you eat the muffin.

A bunny rabbit.

*Edit* lol i just saw your profile pic... epic

 

[Argtee]

I make a bunny rabbit bite your face until you bleed to death.

Bucket of Paint.

EDIT: Thanks for the compliment.

 

[thejdcole]

The bucket of paint happens to be pink, your least favourite colour (if it isn't it is now!). I cover you with it causing unbelievable embarresment, you commit suicide.

A single pixel from my monitor.

*Edit* no problem

 

[not_the_dm]

I tie th bucket to a rope that is attached to a high place and swing it at you as you walk by.


A 1p coin

Edit: Ninja'd.

 

[Argtee]

A throw the 1p coin so hard at you that it goes through your skull.

Toilet Paper.