Killing spree in Hungary... with a twist

[Grimh]

I think everyone has used up every possible pun now. There's only one thing left to do.

/thread

 

[Denamic]

This thread gave me a migraine.

 

[Mantonio]

People have died, Escapist forums.

 

[Dogstile]

Maybe he was trying to butter them up? (I'm not reading the later puns, but i'm assuming that hasn't been used yet).

But seriously, 135 officers? For one guy? Really?

 

[FamoFunk]

Yo guys are a cut above the rest with your humour.

This is why I love the Escapist :')

 

[Mayhaps]

Even if his arguments were a swing and a miss, he found another way to get his point through.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

can this serve as proof to the fact that ive stated allot on this website
people kill other people without guns, therefore every time there is a gun killing spree and everyone goes "guns are terrible" or "guns kill" those people are wrong. people are terrible and people kill, they killed before guns were invented and will continue to kill after guns become redundant
thank you

Yeah, people will kill people anyway. Let's tally up the kills and make a comparison though shall we?

 

[Kathinka]

uhh, uhh, i got one more!
all the people complaining about the jokes: if you can't hack it, don't read the thread!

 

[WanderingFool]

This is in reference to the first page...

as for the actual story... thats... different...

after seeing the third page and realising its been going on the whole thread...

 

[Kathinka]

on a more serious note: it appearently took so many officers because the wannabe-highlander made his escape after he did the deed. they started a manhunt and went looking for him all over the area to find him before he killed anyone else.

at least that's what i understand, i don't really understand hungarian that well. it's very possible that i got it wrong. i hope i didn't butcher the truth too much though.

sorry i couldn't help it xD

 

[Biodeamon]

I guess he stopped messing around and got straight to the point.

He didn't have to cut up his problems so badly.

It wasn't just his wit that was razor sharp.

I see he pierced the issue with that one.

OT This is a tragedy and I do not condone any killings.

alright you can stop cutting us up with those puns. we get the point.

 

[Biodeamon]

People have died, Escapist forums.

i know. hilarious isn't it?

 

[Pinkamena]

These puns are why I love the escapist

This man wasn't very sharp, but I guess killing his family got the point across.

 

[Pat8u]

People have died, Escapist forums.

eh people die everyday you need to learn to make fun of tragic things (without being diresppectful though)

 

[SD-Fiend]

they should have given him a warning shot with a taser into his leg.

 

[Xenowolf]

*reads thread*

Oh lord, make it stop now....

 

[bojackx]

I bet his family found his betrayal to be a real stab in the back.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

0_0 Holy crap, really?!

So he goes on a killing spree with a sword, needs 135 cops to bring him in, and yet he doesn't resist arrest? What the heck.......Yeah, I'm calling nutcase on this one. Seriously, what the hell!



Also: The amount of puns in this topic make me ashamed. I'm supposed to be the Master of Puns among my friends, and I don't think I can come up with any new ones to add....0_0

 

[Andy Shandy]

Rumour has it, the argument was because he wasn't getting a big enough slice of the profits from the family business. Once he felt like he wasn't being backed to the hilt in the argument, he decided to cut the crap, and I think we have all agreed that he made his point