Kind but cruel presents

[bad rider]

I once stumbled accross a kind but cruel list on the internet, this is the ispiration for this.

This christmas we all wonder what to get? Well lets try wondering about doing something nice while being cruel. For example this year you might peldge: I will be sending a packet of jelly baby's to the national diabetic's society. I will be giving out hot cups of coffee to marathon runners at water stations.

Feel free to add to this list or share experiences of cruel presents of past years.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I will be giving copies of Gears of War 2 to PS3 owners.

And I will be giving MGS4 copies to 360 owners.

 

[Clairaudient]

I'll invite everyone to a casino where they always win.

(cookies for reference)

 

[COR 2000]

I'll invite everyone to a casino where they always win.

(cookies for reference)

Futurama. Now give me mah damn cookies!

Anyways, I'll give a puppy to a kid who's allergic to them.

 

[fluffylandmine]

I will give a Mac to the Amish.

A Bible to an athiest.

An EMP to Optimus Prime.

A Ban hammer to a troll.

And lastly a santa style decorated christmas tree...to a Jew.

 

[Eternal_Rapture]

Ill give someone a month of live, who doesn't have internet.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I'll give my sister a toaster.
She wants some kind of JRPG or an anime of some kind for Christmas.

 

[Arntor]

Euthanasia. We can argue whether this is kind or cruel until we go blue in the face.

 

[Slipknot1Justin]

Kind but cruel gift: A card. It's the thought that counts right? =)

 

[LewsTherin]

I would give a English major the complete works of Stephanie Meyer.

 

[Turkishchocolate]

Lews, I know the title says Cruel, but you're taking it too far!

 

[Dudemeister]

I'll invite everyone to a casino where they always win.

(cookies for reference)

A casino where I always win ? Then I must be in hell!!
Is that a reference to Futurama or the original Twilight Zone episode ?

 

[Eternal_Rapture]

A homeless person a door mat.

 

[Avatar Roku]

A homeless person a door mat.

That is just plain evil...well done!

 

[Eternal_Rapture]

A homeless person a door mat.

That is just plain evil...well done!

I try my best.

This is mean but, a person with no legs some shoes.

I think its time for me to stop now, I'm getting more evil as I go.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I would give an electric heater to cold homeless kids in Africa.
That was mean.... I feel bad now...

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I'll give my enemies the ban hammer. (That would be stupid though, I have a few on here from the looks of it).

 

[Eternal_Rapture]

I would give an electric heater to cold homeless kids in Africa.
That was mean.... I feel bad now...

You and me both. I can't stop.

A new video game for a blind person. Ouch...now I'm really done.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Stereo for a deaf man.
No, must stop, and act like good person...