King of the Hill: AVATAR EDITION

[NerfedFalcon]

You call yourself a master of surprise, silhouette guy?

Well, too bad. You no longer have any eyes.

Or a hill. Because it's my damn hill now.

 

[thesilentman]

I don't need eyes to nuke you out of orbit. ;-P

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

And I don't need surprise to nuke you from orbit.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

*Eats the nuke*

Spoiler: Does anyone want to play a game of bingo?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

No. Get outta here before you get hurt.

*flings Wakko back to Earth*

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Oh cool! Super throwing!

*turns an auxilliary cannon into an arm*

*flings vampire into a black hole*

EDIT: Hey wait a minute... the Earth was consumed by the sun... wouldn't that mean that Wakko got fried?

 

[username sucks]

*RRRRRESPAUN*

While we're all super throwing, I guess I might as well join in.

*Uses Gunslinger arm to fling tank into a star about to go supernova*

 

[scorptatious]

No more! I won't let you make any more instruments of murder!

*uses Thundaga on Engineer and all of his toys*

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Black holes, so unpredictable. But here's the thing - Newton said that every action must have an equal and opposite reaction. I'd imagine that the engineer would know something about that. So what happens to everything that goes into a black hole?

It comes back out somewhere.

Hey, blue guy, might want to turn around--*whack*--to stop my foot landing in your head...oh, too late.

 

[username sucks]

Thanks for charging up my sentries, partner. Now they'll be able to shoot twice as fast. Too bad they still consider you a threat.

You best start runnin'

EDIT:
Dammit, vampire, now I have to deal with you too?

Ah well. My sentries are still charged, they should be able to push you back for a while.

Also, that "equal and opposite reaction" of you going into the black hole is actually your gravity pulling back on the black hole. Black holes are completely predictable if you've got 11 PhD's, like myself. And I predict that nothing that goes into a black hole ever just comes out somewhere.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Oh hey, look! A Sentry Buster, and he's heading this way!

*shoves the engineer off the hill*

Mine. >:3

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Well, to heck with your predictions. Life's more fun this way.

Oh, haven't seen you anywhere before. Not sure how you got here, but you're heading straight back out.

And you want an incentive?

*rips off tail*

Fetch!

 

[thesilentman]

*Opens hole.*

YOU FELL FOR IT. BWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

*Causes supernova star to engulf distant planet the fighting is taking place on*

Well, that should take care of everyone. *flies off to new galaxy*

Oh, a captcha: what, is your quest? -To seek domination of a hill. And the Holy Grail.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Aww, you're no fun any more.

...

...

And you don't seem to realise that if a black hole didn't stop me, then a supernova won't do it either. You just threw me off in a random direction to go land on some other planet just like Earth but whose people have no memory of anything that happened involving us.

So no Neo-Canadian war, no flying into the sun, and no hills in Texas getting blown up all of a sudden. Meaning there's still plenty to lie down on and stare up at the moon at.

Nice not having to fight anyone over this. I know it can't last, but...

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Well, your hill's in another galaxy, so, whenever, if ever, you are ready.

Its cool here. Its a planet populated completely by Canadians. They don't hate any of us yet, though.

 

[Coppernerves]

An armadillo tank with cannons on the side.
How quaint.

Oh servitors! Won't this hill be perfect for watching the eclipse?

We'll just have to get that out of the way...

Techxorcise those cannons, would you kindly?

I love getting lightning blasted at stuff...

I'll just take a look with EMF vision...
Oh good, they shan't be a problem if we work quickly, come on!

Cut your way up to the drives would you?
Good good, now I'll just cut there... wire your brain in like so...

Now you two do the same on the other side, and watch out for those teeth would you?

Excellent! now those you wired up to the drive control centres, try to bend your legs please!

Goodbye armadillo tank! Don't worry, I'm sure those servitors will short circuit when your hijacked tank tracks reach the ocean!

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

That's okay; I'll refit myself as the AquaTarkus and dive straight down, getting those servitors off. Then, I can replace my cannons, return to shore, and refit myself into the AeroTarkus to rain FIRE upon you.

 

[username sucks]

Heh. It looks like another engineer wants to fight. She seems mighty cocky. Well, miss, you just met your match. I just need to change up my wrangler frequency a bit and...

..Take control of those little servitors of yours, making them first shoot you, then hijack the tank again. While I've got a bit of time I think I'll upgrade those servitors with some more gun.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

If I jam myself into flying around in circles, maybe I can manage to rain fire upon the red engineer and get the servitors off.

*ten minutes later*

Guess it worked! *lands*