King of the Hill

[NeoDeath90]

This is a game I picked up from another forum site I'm on.

The trick is this. You dethrone some one from the hill. For example:
Person 1- MY HILL!
Person 2- I throw a steamroller on you. MY HILL!

So, let's get this started!

*sits patiently on the top of the hill* MY HILL!

One more thing. Announce that it's your hill upon taking it over.

 

[LilGherkin]

I offer you propane and propane accessories and beat you to death with them.

 

[Voltaggia]

SHORYUKEN! MY HILL!

 

[terribleyetfun]

HADOKEN MY HILL

 

[Earthbound]

There was a game like this before. It was fun.
*Ahem*
I shoot a volley of flaming arrows at you. My flaming hill.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

I rape a duck, and force you to leave out of awkwardness. MY AWKWARD HILL!

 

[terribleyetfun]

I charge you with duck rape they give you the death penalty MY HILL

 

[Incompl te]

I hire Phoenix Wright and he yells OBJECTION in your face. You die from sheer awesomeness.

MY HILL

 

[terribleyetfun]

I frame someone for murder who actually looks like a murder and I purposely leave several clues lying around so that it sends him on a goose chase for the rest of his life I then sneak up behind you and kick you in the back sending you rolling down the hill. MY HILL

 

[Voltaggia]

I charge the wall of text. MY HILL!

 

[Scarecrow38]

I gather mighty spearmen and destroy you and your lazy-reading cavalry. MY HILL!

 

[Voltaggia]

I find the goat path that leads to the back of your spearmen and flank you! MY HILL!

 

[terribleyetfun]

I summon a mighty demon to step on you MY HILL

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I dispel said demon and use a trebuchet to fling you from the hill.

MY HILL!

 

[NeoDeath90]

I remind you that the french always surrender, and you surrender.

MY HILL!

 

[Trifer420]

I push you off since actions speak louder than words.
my hill

 

[Voltaggia]

I man the harpoons, and shoot you off the hill. MY HILL!

 

[Trifer420]

I send moby dick as distraction and you follow him to the far reaches of the earth, my hill.

 

[Voltaggia]

I shoot you with a gun. MY HILL!

 

[ntomlin63]

I have my Bolo Mark XXX roll up and atomize you beyond description. MY HILL!!!