King of the Hill

[terribleyetfun]

my giant boots with red on them

MY HILL

 

[P1p3s]

You've got red on you! and so you die...become a zombie and are enslaved by me to guard the edges while I steal dirt from the surrounding area to rebuild ...

MY HILL

 

[ntomlin63]

I enlist the aid of several off key Swiss yodelers the cacophony driving you away holding your ears as I wear my yodel proof earmuffs and retake

MY HILL!!!!!

 

[Voltaggia]

Earplugs! MY HILL!

 

[P1p3s]

crossbow

MY HILL

 

[Voltaggia]

machine gun

MY HILL!

 

[jackanderson]

I release VLAD THE IMPALER!! (Kasabian rock!!)

Now I'm king of the hill.

 

[zauxz]

Noone knows that i was disguised as a flag that was on top of the hill all along...

MY HILL!!!

 

[Voltaggia]

I replace the old flag with a red yellow-hammer-and-sickle flag! Моя холма!

 

[ntomlin63]

I enlist the 82nd airborne to fight the red scourge and reclaim the hill in the name of democracy, mom and apple pie

MY HILL!!!!

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I dump a couple of tons of earth on the hill, crushing you, the 82nd Airborne, and their apple pie.

MY MOUND OF EARTH!

 

[ntomlin63]

I drop a fuel air bomb utterly destroying you and everything else in a mile radius

MY HILL!

 

[Voltaggia]

Two words. Bear cavalry.

MY HILL!

 

[Shapsters]

Two More words

Bear spray

MY HILL!

 

[ntomlin63]

two more words

bok choy

My Hill!

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

I throw propane and matches at you!

My Hill!

 

[ShockValue]

I attack with Ninjas. Lots and lots of Ninjas. My Hill

 

[ntomlin63]

I play my Your kung-fu is weak! card.

My Hill!!!