King of the Hill

[Earthbound]

I look up what a Bolo Mark XXX is.
...
I proclaim that the Bolo Mark XXX does not exist and that you cannot have used it to take over the hill. The tank vanishes in a puff of logic, leaving you to fall onto the ground out of thin air. I then run you over with a Lincoln Mark VIII. I turn my radio on, only to hear "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire." My ominously short-lived hill.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I walk up to the hill, and start shooting you with Twinkies fired out of a catapult. You eventually get so annoyed that you leave.
THIS IS NOW MY CREME-FILLED HILL!!

 

[ntomlin63]

I unleash a trained swarm of killer locusts which avidly devour all the twinkie residue and reduce you to a small pile of bones before dying due to a genetically engineered life span. My hill!

 

[BrEnNo1023]

I drop a concentrated flyspray-infused miniature tactical atom bomb on your swarm of killer locusts. insects and small pile of bones alike vaporise into nothing and i acquire a crane to drop a giant cube of lead filled with a lifetime supply of food, water, and adult magazines atop *MY* radiation-saturated, smoldering, slightly squashed *HILL*. I enter the cube wearing a radiation suit and a suit of Fallout-inspired power armour over the top. MY HILL.

 

[ravensshade]

i suck away the radiation and suck you with it to then launch the container holding you into space MY HILL!

 

[ntomlin63]

I tunnel under and collapse a pit around you and then fill it all back in burying you forever MY HILL!!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I bomb you with a nuke. MY RADIOACTIVE HILL.

 

[ravensshade]

i displace the dirt and burst from the center of the hill knocking you of it then fill it in again MY HILL

 

[ShockValue]

I bombard the hill from orbit, then unleash rabid squirrels to finish the job. MY HILL

 

[Dsmith2895]

I spit on your face, you cry, I beat the crap out of you and take the hill. MY HILL!!!

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I eat you. MY HILL!

 

[ShockValue]

I attack you with my Bear Calvalry. They chase you off and I reclaim MY HILL.

 

[scatmanfan]

I hire the penguin army led by Chuck Norris and destroy you off the hill. MY ARCTIC AND NORRIS-Y HILL.

 

[Lastbayking]

I'm an escapist forum member. My hill.

 

[jimduckie]

DUCK AND COVER my bill i mean hill

 

[CompanionCube]

Flamethower


My hill

 

[Lothae]

Blastoise uses: Hydro Pump!

My hill

 

[KenzS]

Master Ball

My Hill

 

[Voltaggia]

Hydrogen Bomb! MY HILL!

 

[NeoAC]

Army of cockroaches, equipped with BOLD lettering!

MY HILL.