King of the Hill

[HAZEANDHALO]

apocalypse tanks SWARM!!!!
(RA3 refrence) my soviet claimed hill!!

 

[terribleyetfun]

I give the soviets something awesome them being Communist decided that everyone owned but people wanted to themselves so fights stared resulting wars resulting in the soviet occupation collapsing in on itself

MY NON-SOVIET HILL

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I buy too many loans from the banks and cause a credit crisis followed by recession. People start protesting against capitalism and become communists, before sharing the hill out between ourselves.

OUR HILL!

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

blows up hill goes to antartica
MY Ff..f.f.f.ff..f.f.f.f..rrororooozz(dies) friend comes with rocket launcher HIS HILL!

 

[Sporky111]

I use global warming to thaw antarctica, then steamroll the hill with countless expendable troops.

my hill

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Nope friend has rocket launcher Read >.<

still his hill.

 

[HPoirot]

I nuke the hill.
My Hi...(dies from radiation poisoning)

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Since no-one's there, I take the hill.

My currently mutated hill

 

[ae86gamer]

I give you money and you leave.

My money filled hill.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Economy dies

My real-Life Real Life people hill

 

[Sporky111]

America brings democracy to your hill and you are killed in the crossfire.

I am voted king of the hill

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Blows up hill finds another hill

MY new claimed hill

 

[Lord George]

I tell you that swine flu is coming to your hill causing you to panic and flee.

My Hill.

 

[scatmanfan]

I hire Chuck Norris to uppercut you into orbit around pluto.

MY HILL.

 

[ae86gamer]

Your mom calls you in for dinner. While your gone I reclaim it.

MY HILL.

 

[PAGEToap44]

I throw a ball into a river and you fetch it like a dog.

MY HILL.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I just run and push you down the hill steel barricades impossible to get out My Hill FOREVER!

 

[Lord George]

I use my time machine to travel back in time where I claim the hill and destroy all future attempts to take it and keep it until the present day which would be now when it is once more up for grabs.

My time manipulated hill.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Same thing....
this time time warp is disabled cause (insert alot of friggin scientific facts here)
and barricades can get out, steel Oh look up there ^

 

[Lord George]

I invert the logic of the world through my own self delusion and make the hill mine once more, anything is possible in King of the Hill and nothing is permanent. Including logic.