King of the Hill

[HAZEANDHALO]

Stop Being so Logical (even thoguh im smarter than a mexican grade 9 and im in grade 4)
If you keep doing that I swear I wil-*dies*

 

[RazielDethAngel]

I call upon Cthulu to destroy your hill and thus Cthulu goes back into the sea and I make a new hill on his back.

My Demonic Star-Monster Hill

 

[Sporky111]

I launch you off the hill with a rocket.

My hill

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I kill you off the hill with an airsoft

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I set an army of Zombie Fish on you (Why do you think I chose that name?)

My hill (Yaay)

 

[Lord George]

I use reverse psychology telling you I don't want your stupid hill, making you get bored of it and leave.

My hill

 

[Sporky111]

I am a two-year-old child in the "mine" phase

MY HILL

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I reload my airsoft then kill you

My Hill!

 

[Galykia]

I use a goat to distract you as zombies under my control seize you from the hill.

My hill.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I give you my airsoft You die

My ill hill

 

[Sporky111]

I throw a steak at your feet, then release three rabid dogs, two starving polar bears, and one angry goose. You are killed by the goose while the dogs and bears fight over the steak.

My hill

 

[Lord George]

I devise a number of cunning and intricate evil plans to move off the hill. These are all foiled by some pesky kids and a damn dog. So I just throw a rock at your head.

My hill.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I leap onto your hill and make several rude gestures and offensive comments you get offended and leave.

MY OFFENSIVE HILL

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I offer you 5 russian hookers if you get off the hill. You agree...

And then find out they're actually mannaquins wearing furcoats. With bombs on underneath.

My hill.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I give you your fav game then yahtzee rants on it you get so sad you leave

MY ZP'd HILL!

 

[Lord George]

I lead you away from you hill through a trail of candy that leads off a cliff.

My Hill.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I sell a paperclip on eBay and use the profits to buy something more expensive and sell that on eBay. Over time I build up enough money to buy you out and take over.

My hill!

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I rickroll you

MY HILL!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH A RICKROLL!!!!

 

[Crowghast]

You retreat from your own weapon. I however enjoy Rick Astley, and become immune to it. Giving me the perfect defense for... oh, what is it?

[i\][b\]MY HILL.[/b][/i]

 

[ShockValue]

I use diplomacy and get you to trade your hill for a rock.
My Hill!