King of the Hill

[Lord George]

I'll take you hill and raise you a mountain. Screw your hill. I'm king of teh mountain.

My mountain.

 

[tomtom94]

The moon hits your mountain, meaning the hill is once again the dominant force. ThreeWords is hit with a fragment of the moon.

My hill.

 

[the Tadman]

Summons Michael Jackson to you're and you run away in fear of rape.

MY HILL!!!!!

 

[ThreeWords]

Return fire with the supposedly fatal Moon chunk (@tomtom94). Have at you with several tons of Moon rock!

My hill!

 

[terribleyetfun]

I simply punch the moon rock shattering it into pebbles I then gather up the pebbles and launch them with the speed of a machine gun at you gunning you down and killing you.

MY HILL

 

[ThreeWords]

I'm so sneaky that you completely failed to notice you were shooting down a mere cardboard cut-out of me, while I stole the hill, which is now MY HILL!

 

[the Tadman]

I ask Uwe Boll to make a movie about you. After seeing it you go and murder Uwe Boll and while you're away i go up on the hill and shout.

MY HILL BITC*S!

 

[StigmataDiaboli]

I summon an army of Carmines to surround me as I sip a frosty beer whilst lying in a hammock held at either end by a Chocobo. My hill.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I write your name in the DeathNote. You die of a heart attack.

My Hill.

 

[Aloran]

I mug you and steal the DeathNote, hastily scribbling your name in it.
I set up laser guided missiles around the hill.

My hill

 

[ZeeClone]

I run up the hill wearing a wierd and scary shiny suit that reflects the lasers sending them right back atcha.

I surround the hill with my penguin army.

My Hill.

 

[ravensshade]

i distract the penquins with fish and roast them.

MY Hill

 

[Chiddy]

You choke when eating the penguins

MY HILL

 

[The_Valcanon_Effect]

I push you off the hill into a Dead or Alive style dynamic battle arena. Then Gen Fu spams pushes until you die.


MY HILL!

 

[the Tadman]

Bruce Lee, Jecky Chan, meet The_Valcanon_Effect. *Punch, kick, beat-down sounds*

MY HILL!

 

[Chiddy]

hires Chuck Norris

MY HILL

 

[Vandrik]

I stab you in the face with a knife!

MY HILL!

 

[Bluedemon322]

I hire the flood to infect the bodies of all the previously killed hill owners, and then hit you in the back

MY HILL!

 

[Chiddy]

I get cole as my buddy and he beats the sh*t out of you before i push him down the hill to claim it my own

MY HILL

 

[ravensshade]

i tie you up and put you in cannon then fire it

i then deploy a cloaking field and a nice amount of soldiers and relax

MY INVISIBLE HILL